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Simon's post was such a flex. :lol:

He dropped the knowledge, but he slipped in closing that seven million deal too. :)
If you’ve got it, flex it.

In all seriousness, it was a comparative. It’s tiny in deal terms compared to what several people on here do, and not even very complicated in technical terms. So the real comparison was the timeline. But you know Caf gotta Caf. It’s always about something other than the logic of the argument.
 

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As long as I don't give details about the clients in question that's fine. No way for you guys to know who I'm talking about especially since it could be anywhere in europe.

From a general standpoint, I don't think that the "details" or the legal aspects cause an issue. It's also unlikely United can't finance the deal. So I'd assume there's still disagreements about major elements of negociation. Simonhch is right though, could be the overall price, the number of instalments (3 instalments is pretty standard but Barcelona might want less than that if they need liquidities right now) bonuses etc.

From what I've witnessed, the deal is usually leaked by the press before the "details" are even sorted out because it's rarely what stop the deals.
Thanks for the insight (assuming you're not bullshitting :lol:)

It makes sense as well considering that player transfers were quite a straightforward affair in the old days and probably just gotten roide up money wise with some added clauses involving royalties etc etc.
 

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36 minutes until todays negotiations are done. Let’s hope we get this over the line tonight
 

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Of course it's not simple, but I also don't think that it should take more than a couple of days to structure another offer unless it's completely different from the 1st one. And if that's the case, it would mean that United and Barcelona are still very far from reaching an agreement.
I agree, a few days is reasonable. Maybe two, maybe three, or even four. My whole argument was someone saying that was unreasonable. And that we really don’t know any specifics to make any rational judgement.

I don’t think you and I are in disagreement.
 

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What do people think this weeks update will be?

Surely we’ll know one way or another by the end of the week if it’s being done

I think we might get the “huge progress was made over the weekend and now it’s just about structuring the fee”
 

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Ed Woodward was here for almost a decade and it really wasn't until the tail end of that that the majority of fans saw through his facade and pinpointed him as one of the major bottlenecks in this club being successful again.

Fans turned on Moyes immediately, then LVG then Jose and even Ole before the general consensus was Woodward was Ultimately responsible and the numb nuts started showing up outside his house.

The new guys have been on the job and the same numb nuts , both in Manchester and online , are quick to anger and judgement before a single transfer window has gone by. One in which it's a new manager that just joined , one who dismissed the technical consultant who was in place and lined up target suggestions. We started from scratch with Rangnick gone.

And yet here we are - the pain and resentment that built up over so many years is being misdirected because of fear of the same sht happening again. I get it. But my goodness it's leading to some unhinged behavior like showing up at the new ceos house and the after he does a solid of opening up, trashing him on Twitter and calling it a PR stunt.

Maybe it was a PR stunt but thats a moot point when you look at the thuggish behavior leading up.

One transfer window. One season. You have to give them all at least that. No matter how painful the process might seem. You're a fan not running the damn club. Right now the forum and stadium is just full of pain and resentment. It will take great restraint to get through this as a fan without coming off as entitled, unreasonable and insufferable.

Might as well channel the namesake here:

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Goldbridge is expecting this to be concluded Thursday or Friday this week and an announcement that we have agreed a fee with Barcelona. Let's see.

if United don't get De Jong this week the tour is only 2 weeks away then. And that will be another few weeks wasted as we never sign players on tour so you are looking at another month if United can't get it over the line before the tour. So a crucial week really to get a body in before the tour. Just to give the club a lift and raise fans up. It's so toxic and negative around United right now.. the club and fans need a signing before the tour..

De Jong will need to return from Las Vegas to do the medical, pimp the shirt, find a house to live etc so I suspect it's this week a deal needs to be agreed or it'll be another month or longer to get United and Barcelona to compromise on a deal.

I just hope if we don't get De Jong we have the Ruben Neves deal ready to go fee Agreed with Wolves etc straight away. We need a new signing for the tour.
Goldbridge doesn't know his arse from his elbow :lol:
 

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Ed Woodward was here for almost a decade and it really wasn't until the tail end of that that the majority of fans saw through his facade and pinpointed him as one of the major bottlenecks in this club being successful again.

Fans turned on Moyes immediately, then LVG then Jose and even Ole before the general consensus was Woodward was Ultimately responsible and the numb nuts started showing up outside his house.

The new guys have been on the job and the same numb nuts , both in Manchester and online , are quick to anger and judgement before a single transfer window has gone by. One in which it's a new manager that just joined , one who dismissed the technical consultant who was in place and lined up target suggestions. We started from scratch with Rangnick gone.

And yet here we are - the pain and resentment that built up over so many years is being misdirected because of fear of the same sht happening again. I get it. But my goodness it's leading to some unhinged behavior like showing up at the new ceos house and the after he does a solid of opening up, trashing him on Twitter and calling it a PR stunt.

Maybe it was a PR stunt but thats a moot point when you look at the thuggish behavior leading up.

One transfer window. One season. You have to give them all at least that. No matter how painful the process might seem. You're a fan not running the damn club. Right now the forum and stadium is just full of pain and resentment. It will take great restraint to get through this as a fan without coming off as entitled, unreasonable and insufferable.

Might as well channel the namesake here:

B E L I E V E
You probably posted in the wrong thread (it's about Arnold I assume).
 

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We’re only gonna sign 1 player before the tour then? Unless we get de jong done this week then that gives us a week or 2 to sign a couple more players who hopefully will be less complicated. A bit optimistic I know as it takes us at least 3 weeks to submit an offer for a target.
 

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Surely that would question the starting spot for Bruno and just after his contract has been upgraded?
Ten Hag didn't extend his contract, and no one should be guaranteed a starting place for any reason other than being in excellent form
 

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Rapidity of the deal isn’t the metric by which we should be judging the success of a signing. It only becomes a factor when it drags on so long as to damage the player’s integration into pre-season training. A point we haven’t come close to reaching yet.
Very much so.
What we do know is Uniteds big signings are always drawn out in public and other clubs do a much better job of avoiding the circus, they don’t always avoid it but we never do and thats a problem. At United though Woodward welcomed and fuelled it. I hope this new regime goes the other way.
Yet there’s something in this as well.

Part of it is just that United are still the biggest click generators. But yes I think you’re right that Woodward enjoyed and encouraged it. I think the new regime will be a good deal more circumspect, despite the ludicrous criticism Arnold is getting for allegedly being “loose tongued” yesterday. It may not happen overnight though.
 

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Ed Woodward was here for almost a decade and it really wasn't until the tail end of that that the majority of fans saw through his facade and pinpointed him as one of the major bottlenecks in this club being successful again.

Fans turned on Moyes immediately, then LVG then Jose and even Ole before the general consensus was Woodward was Ultimately responsible and the numb nuts started showing up outside his house.

The new guys have been on the job and the same numb nuts , both in Manchester and online , are quick to anger and judgement before a single transfer window has gone by. One in which it's a new manager that just joined , one who dismissed the technical consultant who was in place and lined up target suggestions. We started from scratch with Rangnick gone.

And yet here we are - the pain and resentment that built up over so many years is being misdirected because of fear of the same sht happening again. I get it. But my goodness it's leading to some unhinged behavior like showing up at the new ceos house and the after he does a solid of opening up, trashing him on Twitter and calling it a PR stunt.

Maybe it was a PR stunt but thats a moot point when you look at the thuggish behavior leading up.

One transfer window. One season. You have to give them all at least that. No matter how painful the process might seem. You're a fan not running the damn club. Right now the forum and stadium is just full of pain and resentment. It will take great restraint to get through this as a fan without coming off as entitled, unreasonable and insufferable.

Might as well channel the namesake here:

B E L I E V E
Why are you posting this here? Surely you can hand wave on other, more salient threads?
 

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Ten Hag didn't extend his contract, and no one should be guaranteed a starting place for any reason other than being in excellent form
Totally agree with you.
Now let us see if Ronnie gets subbed in a game if he is being ineffective :nono:
 

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Simon's post was such a flex. :lol:

He dropped the knowledge, but he slipped in closing that seven million deal too. :)
Responses were great though.

Cafite - why can't we just use money science to buy him instantly?
@simonhch - I'm a money scientist and here's an explanation on why it's not as simple as that.
Cafites - omg condescension much
 

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Great post. Should be sticked on every page, unbelievable how many people fail to realise that doing deals worth multiple millions is not the same as buying a fecking bag of potatoes from your local farmers' market.
Most of the ignorant whingers are people who at best have managed a couple of vending machines in their professional lives. Don't understand budgets, organisational hierarchy.
And see things in terms of 'line items' instead of the entire spreadsheet and it's consequences/implications
 

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Great post. Should be sticked on every page, unbelievable how many people fail to realise that doing deals worth multiple millions is not the same as buying a fecking bag of potatoes from your local farmers' market.
You have clearly never been to the farmers market in Spixworth.
Farmer Mickey drives a hard bargain on his Maris Pipers
 

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Responses were great though.

Cafite - why can't we just use money science to buy him instantly?
@simonhch - I'm a money scientist and here's an explanation on why it's not as simple as that.
Cafites - omg condescension much
I’m going to cherish this post because usually you are concocting some devious and devilishly eloquent fiction porn to make fun of something I’ve said.

I do appreciate that I may have brought some more on myself in the near future with this admission. Worth it.
 

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I’m going to cherish this post because usually you are concocting some devious and devilishly eloquent fiction porn to make fun of something I’ve said.
I only insult the posters that I know can take it, and also know I'm only joking. Posters that I respect. And sometimes if I get bored of that I also insult @Solius
 

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city may offer a swap!
Possible, but wouldn't that end all chances of United to land the player?

Also this wouldn't help Barcelona to reduce their wage bill to sign Lewandowski.

I'm absolutely stunned how many players are linked to Barcelona despite their dire financial situation. Koundé is another player worth 60 million Euro or more.
 

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Wrong. SAF played him as part of a two in midfield from the start. I remember people in Brazil were very surprised by that. One of SAF's weaknesses was finding room for floating tens like Anderson, who are not really midfielders, or forwards, but really creators.

Anderson had other issues. His diet for one. Like Rafael da Silva said, he didn't take his profession as seriously as he should've.
I went to his first game against Sunderland mate. He played Ando number 10 and he was utter shit.

I’m actually amazed that some people watched Ando’s entire career at United and think he should have been played in attacking midfield, he was so bad at the basics of that position it was borderline embarrassing.
 

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I'm absolutely stunned how many players are linked to Barcelona despite their dire financial situation. Koundé is another player worth 60 million Euro or more.
They must have hired Bernie madoff's accountant. It's mind boggling how creative they are.
 

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According to the Catalan journalists Silva's wages WILL be lower than FDJ's.
City don't need to sell Silva but he's wanted to leave since last year so it's a case of respecting his wish.
Fair enough and we don't know details of course.
Nevertheless, Bernardo Silva is turning 28 in August, so it will be his last big contract. Why would he accept lower wages to move to club that has less chances to win the league let alone the CL in next 2 to 3 years? It just doesn't make sense to me.
 

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Thanks for the insight (assuming you're not bullshitting :lol:)

It makes sense as well considering that player transfers were quite a straightforward affair in the old days and probably just gotten roide up money wise with some added clauses involving royalties etc etc.
Nah, in all fairness though, among the players represented by my clients, only one player is a starter in a top3 team in its league so I haven't seen all the variations possible in every contracts.

I do talk to agents on a regular basis though (about their business or football in general)

I agree, a few days is reasonable. Maybe two, maybe three, or even four. My whole argument was someone saying that was unreasonable. And that we really don’t know any specifics to make any rational judgement.

I don’t think you and I are in disagreement.
Probably not. I was probably a bit quick to respond since I'm working on the biggest deal my law firm ever had that involves a company owning 12000+ pieces of heavy duty machinery and it's a nightmare, I was like "man, it would be so much better to work on player transfer" :lol: .
 

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Eriksen and De Jong in midfield would be a dream. We would need a DM as well.
 

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I think it gets sorted this week. Either we buy the player or we decide to walk away and spend the money elsewhere. Time is getting on now.
 

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If you’ve got it, flex it.

In all seriousness, it was a comparative. It’s tiny in deal terms compared to what several people on here do, and not even very complicated in technical terms. So the real comparison was the timeline. But you know Caf gotta Caf. It’s always about something other than the logic of the argument.
A 7 million £ project might be way more complicated than a 70 million £ one. The price says nothing about the complexity of the deal.

In business the pre sales process is the one taking a lot of time, especially if there are many competing parties involved.

Pre sales includes to figure out whether the player is willing to join and Barcelona is willing to sell. Then the player might have several clubs he can choose. These things can take time.

Once the Barcelona agreed to sell and the player confirmed to join, the real sales process starts, which can be concluded rather quickly.

I'm sure United has standard contracts on hand that can be modified in hours to fit three current transfer. I have no idea why it takes many days before a second offer is made. I'm sure both, United and Barcelona, know their limits. Either there will be an agreement or not, no reason to drag on for weeks.
 

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Ed Woodward was here for almost a decade and it really wasn't until the tail end of that that the majority of fans saw through his facade and pinpointed him as one of the major bottlenecks in this club being successful again.

Fans turned on Moyes immediately, then LVG then Jose and even Ole before the general consensus was Woodward was Ultimately responsible and the numb nuts started showing up outside his house.

The new guys have been on the job and the same numb nuts , both in Manchester and online , are quick to anger and judgement before a single transfer window has gone by. One in which it's a new manager that just joined , one who dismissed the technical consultant who was in place and lined up target suggestions. We started from scratch with Rangnick gone.

And yet here we are - the pain and resentment that built up over so many years is being misdirected because of fear of the same sht happening again. I get it. But my goodness it's leading to some unhinged behavior like showing up at the new ceos house and the after he does a solid of opening up, trashing him on Twitter and calling it a PR stunt.

Maybe it was a PR stunt but thats a moot point when you look at the thuggish behavior leading up.

One transfer window. One season. You have to give them all at least that. No matter how painful the process might seem. You're a fan not running the damn club. Right now the forum and stadium is just full of pain and resentment. It will take great restraint to get through this as a fan without coming off as entitled, unreasonable and insufferable.

Might as well channel the namesake here:

B E L I E V E
Fantastic post. Well done that man! :drool:
 

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I feel like I’ve been waiting for someone at the club to say midfield is the most important position to fix for about 12 seasons
The sad thing is it needs more than one signing (not counting Eriksen here because if he came, he wouldn't be part of that middle 2)
 

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I agree, a few days is reasonable. Maybe two, maybe three, or even four. My whole argument was someone saying that was unreasonable. And that we really don’t know any specifics to make any rational judgement.

I don’t think you and I are in disagreement.
I know nothing about it but the idea of a whole team of people, right up to Arnold, working continuously, with barely time to sleep, for weeks, on this deal is baffling.

What on earth could they be doing? I wish I knew (and I don’t really care if we get FDJ or not).
 

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I know nothing about it but the idea of a whole team of people, right up to Arnold, working continuously, with barely time to sleep, for weeks, on this deal is baffling.

What on earth could they be doing? I wish I knew (and I don’t really care if we get FDJ or not).
This part is clearly BS from Arnold, you might have long meetings right before closing to sort the last details but there's absolutely nothing that would justify that a whole team spends weeks in Barcelona on this deal only.
 
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