Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Berbaclass]

Yeah, I think we can relax now.

 

[Tarrou]

Relax you twats

 

[hellhunter]

Pick one and commit! For the love of goodness don’t get it caught in the zipper!

Don't kink shame, mate

 

[Zoo]

Full on conversation about Frenkie now.

 

[GledTheRed]

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feck me there's an audience?

 

[Berbaclass]

Full on conversation about Frenkie now.

Think it's just a general conversation more than anything. Discussing how they will line up without him etc.

 

[Nicolarra90]

feck me there's an audience?

Twitch

 

[Berbaclass]

feck me there's an audience?

He's got 15k viewers mate

 

[GledTheRed]

Any jaws snapped?

 

[Adisa]

You lot are mentalists.

 

[Corridor of Uncertainty]

Pick one and commit! For the love of goodness don’t get it caught in the zipper!

We've got a bleeder!

 

[Scorpy]

such an intimate muppet gathering we've got here

 

[Zoo]

This is up there with Chilevision.

 

[Berbaclass]

You lot are mentalists.

Got nothing better to do this week

 

[Rolaholic]

Sounds like it's about an attacker...

Raphinha/Lewa most likely

 

[Terry Chango]

State of this place

 

[Cypriot]

Transfer Window has peaked already - close the fecking window.

 

[hellhunter]

This is up there with Chilevision.

That was ahead of its time

 

[Chesterlestreet]

The piss down in Manchester is part of the charm, it wouldn't be as good without the rain.

True, true.

I seriously wouldn't want to live in a place where the sun shines every day - relentlessly, as it were. I'd go crazy.

 

[mu4c_20le]

feck me there's an audience?

At least one from here, and on company time.

 

[Remember the geese]

This is terrifying

 

[Mmm-Qatarian]

So on the one hand, we have Simon Peach (United tier 1) saying the deal is close, and on the other hand we have the Spanish Daily Mail saying De Jong doesn't want to go.

Feels as though a load of people get very worried about negative news reported by sources they'd dismiss out of hand if they were saying anything positive about the club.

 

[Terry Chango]

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti

I'm nervous, but on the surface I looks calm and ready

For Romano to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

What he wrote down, the whole Cafe goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

 

[DickDastardly]

Is it ok if i whip the cock out at work?

 

[Berbaclass]

Is it ok if i whip the cock out at work?

Depends where you work

 

[the_cliff]

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

De Jong is on the plane already.

 

[Corridor of Uncertainty]

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

 

[DickDastardly]

Depends where you work

Pharmacy.

I mean, i'll cover myself when someone walks in. Duh.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

If this goes to shit now...

"Do you know why they call him Frenkie "Four Fingers"? Because he makes promises to dangerous people, and when he doesn't deliver, they give him the chop."

 

[Berbaclass]

Pharmacy.

I mean, i'll cover myself when someone walks in. Duh.

Yeah, good idea. You don't want your jaw snapped.

 

[Rozay]

Is it ok if i whip the cock out at work?

Judging by your name you’ve done this before.

 

[GledTheRed]

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

Need to step back to reality.

 

[DickDastardly]

Judging by your name you’ve done this before.

Only when it's a slow day at work.

 

[Berbaclass]

Barca signing Joaquin

 

[Zoo]

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[Jaae]

It's gettin' hot in hu'rr

 

[Berbaclass]

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This guy

 

[pseudo_canadian]

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I feel like I’ve seen this tweet 5 times already.

 

[golden_blunder]

I thought we're working on one deal at a time.

Anyone who fell for that narrative needs to give their head a wobble

 

[Rolaholic]

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