Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[Orc]

There’s absolutely zero chance we’re after De Jong. Not at all the profile of midfielder we need.

We will rebuild our midfield next summer when Kante and Jorginho‘s contracts run out.

 

[Teja]

Jorginho is probably leaving

Oh that's surprising, so there maybe something there then.

 

[DJ_21]

So what happens if Chelsea come in and buy him and agree to all the ad ons etc at the last minute, makes you wonder why Utd have taken so long

They won’t because the minute Chelsea start bidding we’ll panic and get it completed. Same thing happened with Fernandes, we dragged it out but then Barca came in and then all of a sudden we got him.

 

[vanderpants]

They won’t because the minute Chelsea start bidding we’ll panic and get it completed. Same thing happened with Fernandes, we dragged it out but then Barca came in and then all of a sudden we got him.

So maybe a good thing then, a kick up the arse to get it completed

 

[Summit]

There’s absolutely zero chance we’re after De Jong. Not at all the profile of midfielder we need.

We will rebuild our midfield next summer when Kante and Jorginho‘s contracts run out.

You wouldn't stand a chance in this fight with the mighty man utd.

Disclaimer - I've had myself 4 henry westons and might not know what I post

 

[AltiUn]

So maybe a good thing then, a kick up the arse to get it completed

Not if it means we end up spending more than we need to on transfer fee or salary.

 

[Berbaclass]

You wouldn't stand a chance in this fight with the mighty man utd.

Disclaimer - I've had myself 4 henry westons and might not know what I post

Absolutely.

 

[Cassidy]

Oh that's surprising, so there maybe something there then.

I doubt we would allow this to go wrong now. He is ETHs number target.
No doubt Chelsea will be sniffing around if we don’t sign him, but I don’t see us not closing the deal now

 

[DJ_21]

So maybe a good thing then, a kick up the arse to get it completed

Exactly mate.. probably what we need. Wouldn’t surprise me if Barca are leaking out the other teams being interested to make us speed up.

 

[Mickeza]

So maybe a good thing then, a kick up the arse to get it completed

It’s more likely the agent leaking interest. We’re negotiating personal terms. Chelsea are a good team to use because their American hedge fund banker doesn’t seem to have a scooby what the feck he’s doing.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

If De Jong doesn't sign for us what do we do? I'm not saying that his girlfriend told him that she outright refuses to live in the shithole that is Manchester, or the shithole that is Cheshire, but if she did and prefers to move to London what do we do when he inevitably signs for Chelsea?

 

[Trophy Room]

Just pay the fecking money. This is ridiculous now.

 

[Cassidy]

Hes on holiday people.

 

[Berbaclass]

If De Jong doesn't sign for us what do we do? I'm not saying that his girlfriend told him that she outright refuses to live in the shithole that is Manchester, or the shithole that is Cheshire, but if she did and prefers to move to London what do we do when he inevitably signs for Chelsea?

First steps should be to shit the Caf down and fold the club.

 

[Flying_Heckfish]

Throwing Chelsea in the mix means we're right at the end of this saga. Inventing news for clicks as there's nothing else to report. Happened the same many times before.

 

[Nicolarra90]

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Got engaged today.

Will you marry me despite going to the biggest shithole on earth?

 

[BootsyCollins]

PWD - Feck Chelsea

 

[Berbaclass]

Will you marry me despite going to the biggest shithole on earth?

He isn't signing for Liverpool

 

[phelans shorts]

Will you marry me despite going to the biggest shithole on earth?

I know there’s these Chelsea rumours but I doubt he’s going to London to be honest.

 

[appleman]

They won’t because the minute Chelsea start bidding we’ll panic and get it completed. Same thing happened with Fernandes, we dragged it out but then Barca came in and then all of a sudden we got him.

panic is just one letter away from pjanic, how about that?

 

[DWelbz19]

Chelsea can be interested all they want. This is donezo, man.

 

[Shakesy]

Love what Leeds did here.. No going down on price when barca tapped the player up..

Tapping up literally every club is doing it

 

[MIC_FIN]

Remember when Pogba was on holiday with Lukaku. What an absolute farce that was before he signed.

Fortunately, he's on holiday with his probable future wife.

 

[James35]

FDJ managing to stay a Barcelona somehow would be massive egg on the face for United and the many fans who have been riding this muppet train, but him going to Chelsea, that would be something to rightly ridicule the club over.

I don’t actually believe the Chelsea story mind…but have never been that confident of us signing him either.

Some might say it feels a bit Di Maria!

 

[Berbaclass]

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[James35]

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Alex Crook going balls deep.

 

[Withnail]

Tapping up literally every club is doing it

It's standard feckin practice. Claiming it's wrong is a bit of an archaic notion.
Imagine having the neck to figure out if a player wanted to come to your club before you wasted weeks negotiating a price. For shame

 

[Withnail]

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A bomb

 

[Stobzilla]

Will you marry me despite going to the biggest shithole on earth?

He isn't going to PSG

 

[BootsyCollins]

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That tweet is 25 years to late

 

[horsechoker]

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What does this even mean?

 

[Mr Pigeon]

That tweet is 25 years to late

 

[edcunited1878]

Just pay the fecking money. This is ridiculous now.

It's not even the money, it's about Barcelona getting their shit in order, but most importantly, FdJ getting back to Europe and settling down to reality, before uprooting his life from a different country to another country and then leaving on a global tour with his new football team. Let the process do its thing.

 

[Shakesy]

It's standard feckin practice. Claiming it's wrong is a bit of an archaic notion.
Imagine having the neck to figure out if a player wanted to come to your club before you wasted weeks negotiating a price. For shame

Shame! Shame!

 

[Godfather]

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Is Alex Crook full moon?

 

[Kevin]

Chelsea pouncing in to steal our frenkie away

 

[Trophy Room]

It's not even the money, it's about Barcelona getting their shit in order, but most importantly, FdJ getting back to Europe and settling down to reality, before uprooting his life from a different country to another country and then leaving on a global tour with his new football team. Let the process do its thing.

Mate, it’s always about the money.

 

[Rockets Redglare]

Is Alex Crook full moon?

I’ve no idea but he’s got me at full mast.

 

[Toblerone92]

If De Jong doesn't sign for us what do we do? I'm not saying that his girlfriend told him that she outright refuses to live in the shithole that is Manchester, or the shithole that is Cheshire, but if she did and prefers to move to London what do we do when he inevitably signs for Chelsea?

Feck his girlfriend and the lifestyle he is bankrolling. He has another ten years or so as a professional so she can slum it in a luxury mansion in Alderely Edge for a few years and then go and live anywhere she wants when he retires.

 

[Berbaclass]

Feck his girlfriend and the lifestyle he is bankrolling. He has another ten years or so as a professional so she can slum it in a luxury mansion in Alderely Edge for a few years and then go and live anywhere she wants when he retires.

She's not reliant on him for cash dude. Shes a influencer/fashion designer