Girlfriend chops off her boyfriend's penis with garden shears

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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Girlfriend, 26, chops off her 40-year-old boyfriend's penis with garden shears while he's asleep.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...old-lovers-penis-Argentina.html#ixzz4zh00f8tq
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    gormless Full Member

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    Eboue nasty little twerp with crazy bitter-man opinions

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    cant wait for the mens rights activists to see this
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    A guy's worst nightmare. How can we sleep peacefully now?
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    AkaAkuma Full Member

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    lock the shed and hide the key.
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    VidaRed Full Member

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    She should be prosecuted for attempt to murder.
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    I think the old folks had it right -- separate bedrooms! Cock cuttings were probably all the rage a hundred years ago. They knew better.
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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    Can I have this thread blocked from my viewing? Every time I read the title, my little man cringes in pain.
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    InfiniteBoredom Full Member

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    On the bright side, she used a garden shear so the initial shock wouldn't be that bad. Imagine if she was fumbling with a dull kitchen knife.
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    Red_Aaron Full Member

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    I doubt the evidence will stand up in court
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    AkaAkuma Full Member

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    My shears are getting bit rusty, so its a timely reminder to keep them clean.
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    R'hllor Full Member

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    Bill Burr was right.
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    JustAFan The Adebayo Akinfenwa of football photoshoppers

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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    Is this some kind of joke or are you really that daft? My punctuation is accurate.
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    So you're the one that wrote the thread title?
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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    I thought she was referring to my post and having a go at me. Sorry @Mrs Smoker if that's the case.
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    Mrs Smoker Full Member

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    Awesome punctuation to be, fair.

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    No worries. ;)
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    Phil Full Member

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    Disgusting on so many levels
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    SteveTheRed Full Member

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    Loose Women will have a good old chuckle at this..
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

    Very good.
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    40 year old with a 26 year old girl, well done!
    In some ways atleast...
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    Silva Full Member

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    Garden shears can't have made a very clean cut, his pecker must have been all sorts of mashed.
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    Raees Legal Guardian of the Football forums

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    Anyone else cross their legs when they read this story.
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    Minkaro Full Member

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    I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm guessing "ex-girlfriend" is probably more apt?
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    Feeling less queasy now.
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    Big Andy Is really a midget

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    It's the most horrifying part of the thread title for sure.
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    Chipper Full Member

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    Was thinking the same. She's quite good looking too, although doing what she's done I wouldn't risk it even if I was 80.
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    Grylte "nothing wrong with some friendly incest, bro"

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    You'd probably not need it at that age anyway.
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