The Zlatan award for being Zlatan- awarded to Zlatan.
Give your own special award to any utd player past or present. Who would get it and why?
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Winner.
The ‘feck signing a central midfielder’ award goes to Sir Alex Ferguson.
A wonderfully English name.
Bryan Robson would like to have a word with you.
The “Become a United Legend With 5 Minutes of Your Time” award goes to Federico Macheda.
Coolest united player nominees
Cantona
Zlatan
Berba
Cantona
Zlatan
Berba
Quickest player out the back door award goes to.....
Lukaku
Lukaku
Hey I don’t choose the winners I just report the results.
The 'Lifetime Award for supporting local businesswomen' goes to
And the award for ‘parents with a stutter’ goes to Djemba Djemba
The shagged David Moyes daughter but never did award.
Best willow tree impersonator award goes to Fellaini
A lifetime award to Eric Harrison, instrumental to our success and often forgotten by people who do not support the club. Not a player, yeah, but still. He deserves it.
Player most likely to turn me award goes to David Beckham.
Ben Thornley gets Unluckiest player.
Imposter award in a Utd shirt goes to Darren Ferguson
Winner of the 'Manchester United - Most Legendary Penalty of All Time' award goes tooooo.....
Harry Gregg. Bravery award.
If I remember right, his son represented England cricket team.
Putting Gold on your legends neck award - Michael Owen (RVP honourably mention)
Worst brother to leave your wife with awarded to
Mr Giggs
Mr Giggs
The zero to hero award - Mr Darren Fletcher
Jasper Blomquist. A solid, decent player, which I believe the media said, allowed us to wrap a certain Ryan Giggs in cotton wool. A minor knock? Don't play through it, here's Jesper to do a job.
Considering I remember his name more than what he did, he must've been somewhat okay?
Considering I remember his name more than what he did, he must've been somewhat okay?
By Zlatan.
Best motivational singer - Pat Evra
Lalalalala and He calls himself a big United fan
Most Fit To Wear The United Shorts Award - Mike Phelan
My One Premier League Title to Your Steven Gerrard Nil Award - Alexander Buttner and Michael Owen are co-recipients
Glass Portrait Award - Phil Jones
Unofficial Translator Award - Patrice Evra
My One Premier League Title to Your Steven Gerrard Nil Award - Alexander Buttner and Michael Owen are co-recipients
Glass Portrait Award - Phil Jones
Unofficial Translator Award - Patrice Evra
The I thought you were special it turned out youre not award to....Adnan Januzaj
Really had high hopes for the lad
Really had high hopes for the lad
The 'Could have had it all but fecked it up' award:
Ravel Morrison.
Ravel Morrison.
Bailly - He’ll get an award, but we won’t know what exactly because it’s the unpredictability award
The "what even were you?" award goes to...
Jordi Cruyff
Jordi Cruyff
DDG with "Die on the Cross" award.
And "He's still young and learning" lifetime achievement award goes to...
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Swiss Knife award: John O'Shea
Most viral celebration award: Jesse Lingard
Ski Mask award honorees: Kleberson, Hargreaves, Anderson, Bastian
Most viral celebration award: Jesse Lingard
Ski Mask award honorees: Kleberson, Hargreaves, Anderson, Bastian
Most entertaining dive award.. Goes to..
The "Did The Limelight-Hogging Full Kit Wanker Thing During a Trophy Celebration Before John Terry and Even Managed to be Hilarious While Doing It" Award goes to David May.
Fecker didn't even play a minute of Champions League football that season
Fecker didn't even play a minute of Champions League football that season
Most random transfer goes to Bebe.
Haha, first one that came to my mind as well when I opened this thread. That was exactly what I was going to call it as well...
Give this man a beer!
I hereby present Cristiano Ronaldo with the award for 'Man Most Perplexed By An Erection'.