This thread is so wild that if anyone posted a false update as an April Fool's joke, no one would get it.
MANCHESTER UNITED FANS URGED TO SUPPORT QATARI BID BY VOLUNTEERING TO BUILD NEW OLD TRAFFORD HOTEL.
Over the last few hours a new spectacular aspect of potential Qatari ownership of world famous Manchester United has come to light, as the country urges online Manchester United fans to help construct a new mega hotel.
As part of Sheik Jassim’s bid for the Manchester based club, he has promised to revolutionise hospitality in the Qatar region. The “New Trafford” hotel based in the city’s capital will boast a full eleven a side pitch and ample washing machines on site to help with any sports washing that is required.
There is just one problem. As of now, there is no one to build the stadium! And that is where a new idea was formed.
“We have misplaced thousands of migrant workers over the last few years”, said a man remarkably resembling the Qatari Prime Minster but we are assured has nothing to do with Qatar. “Unfortunately, we think the migrants working here on the World Cup will not return. So we are asking Manchester United fans who stick up for us online to help! We promise state of the art benefits - such as the ability to get paid.We are also promising to return the bodies of anyone who unfortunately dies, which shows how much progress we are making.”
It is thought there will be thousands of volunteers as fans clearly understand that any anti-migrant articles are just the Western media being Islamophobic. Unfortunately, many prominent backers of the takeover were unavailable for comment when asked if they’d like to move to Qatar as a migrant worker.
More on this story as it develops.