Granit "The Hacker" Xhaka | Likes his greens

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  1. Aug 14, 2018

    TheReligion Abusive

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    Possibly not however judging by your comments in this thread I wonder if there's ever been a bigger moron on the Caf..?

    I'm undecided!
  2. Aug 14, 2018

    KM I’m afraid I just blue myself Staff

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    To be fair, there hasn't been any moment where Xhaka has been better than Pogba in any stretch of imagination. Those posts deserved to be flogged everytime. Not sure you wrote anything wrong, mind. Every supporter is optimistic about their new signings.
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    cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy!

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    Don't get me wrong, Xhaka has been turd. I can't argue with that and I put my hand up with my original opinion, I was wrong. And whilst Pogba hasn't lived up to the tag as yet I believe that this is the season he will do it.

    But maybe we should trawl through the Di Maria, Anderson, Herrera, Shaw, etc etc etc threads and highlight all the posts from every United fan that jumped the gun and called them that best player in their position, like old mate captain hindsight TheReligion? This guy acts like the biggest swinging knob in every thread.
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    haram Full Member

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    Fellaini is a better player than Xhaka.
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    jungledrums Full Member

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    This dude is delightfully shit
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    :lol: I've broke him!

    I almost feel bad now. Sorry.

    This is Kevin Keegan and Rafa rolled into one.
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    hobbers Full Member

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    He's basically the anti-Carrick.

    Never in the right position, throwing himself wildly into everything, covers his defence exactly none of the time.

    Also useless on the ball aside from having a decent shot.
  8. Aug 15, 2018

    swissgenius Full Member

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    Thanks, finally someone talking sense.
    Xhaka was pretty solid last season, some of you just want him to fail miserably but he hasn't so far.
    In the city game he was crap but so were others.
    Will be fun quoting some of you later this season, worse than Fellaini my arse...
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    Sorry Chief but he's been poor since he arrived.

    I'm here sticking the boot in to the plethora of Arsenal fans who proclaimed him better than Pogba when he arrived though if I'm honest!
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    Zoo Full Member

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    He’s so bad.
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    PedroMendez Acolyte

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    He isn't just bad, he is catastrophe for his team week in week out. I have no idea why he is allowed to play a single minute ever.
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    VP89 Pogba's biggest fan

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    It's quite hilarious that he still gets picked
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    Sally Cinnamon Full Member

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    The technique used for that pass ffs. Clipping it into Bellerin instead of hitting it into the wide open space in front of him. Brainless.
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    Guy Incognito Full Member

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    He must know where the bodies are buried. Shocking midfielder for a so-called top six side.
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    Wiltord02 Full Member

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    Im trying to think if he would get into another Premier League side. He is an absolute liability.
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    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate Scout

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    At some point he was a promising player linked to big clubs but his time at Arsenal makes you wonder why.
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    Keeps It tidy Hates Messi

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    I remembering him being really good for Basel when we played them in 2011(along with Shaqiri). And I remember hi being good for Gladbach.
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    TheReligion Abusive

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    To think this guy is Cescs Mullets idol. Bless him.
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    breakout67 Full Member

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    He is a stats player, has amazing passing metrics but looks completely clueless on the pitch. He is also apparently a dunce that needed huge amounts of extra coaching at his former team to learn what other players learnt in a normal time frame.
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    lawliet354 Full Member

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    That Guendouzi kid has more balls than Xhaka, keep asking the ball even when there is player pressing him while Xhaka just hides the moment an opponent goes near him
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    kouroux 45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

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    Good point.
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    Kostov Full Member

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    True. The kid looks quality, never mind this overrated oaf.
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    LuisNaniencia Sky Sports called my bluff

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    Fridge chutney Full Member

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    Credit to him. My respect goes up. It was a clear foul despite amusing proclamations otherwise. Good on Granit for putting the faux-injustice to bed.
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    Klopper76 "Did you see Fabinho against Red Star & Cardiff?"

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    I hope he's playing LB on Saturday. Salah will have him on toast.
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    Moonred Full Member

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    Would be laughing if he said otherwise.
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    Giant Midget Aka - rooney_10119

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    absolute abortion of a player everytime I see him. Stands out as particularly bad in a mediocre arsenal team
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    GifLord The gif that keeps on giffing

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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    Fellaini is twice the player he is.
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    Rake Full Member

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    If I remember correctly, a big part of the forum wanted us to sign him. The hype train often leads to nowhere.
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    charlenefan Far less insightful than the other Charley

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    Awful player
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    VorZakone What would Kenny G do?

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    Wasn't he signed partly due to statistical analysis? StatDNA or whatever?
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    breakout67 Full Member

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    Some of the theories on Arsenal Mania about why this guy was bad were mad. Some Eastern European lad suspected that he was from a village in Albania known for inter-family relations and that's why he was brainless.
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    montpelier Full Member

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    He's got a very nice left foot, tbf.

    But the decision-making & awareness, just not happening is it?

    His career seems like a victory for scouting imagination over substance somehow. Also, maybe he's always been the Big Fish in the pond a little bit up to now.
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    Acrobat7 Full Member

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    Gladbach is laughing at the few they received from Arsenal.
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    Antisocial Has a Sony home cinema

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    :lol:
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    montpelier Full Member

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    Switzerland won the 2008 u17 World Cup. Won 7 from 7 games. I'd guess that GX was their star player.

    This is the squad list. Some names in the Brazil team but none of the obvious contenders look like the strongest group or cohort ever assembled.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_FIFA_U-17_World_Cup_squads#_Switzerland

    Swiss had the most go on to have careers - judged by the imperfect criteria of me having heard of them, perhaps.
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    Robbie Boy Full Member

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    Better than Pogba y’know...
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    Mastadon New Member

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    Swiss Charlie Adam. Joke of a signing and the fans who rate him know nothing about football.
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    tattico New Member

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    Watched him, when he played for Gladbach in the Bundesliga. A good player at his young age, but nothing special. I liked his long balls, but tought he is bad in duels and anticipation. That´s why i never saw him as a guy for a big team.