Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

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  1. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:31
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    Love the new Maguire song. Instant Stretford end hero.

    Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire, come from Leicester to Manchester, his head's f***ing massive. Stuck on repeat in my head.

    Sung a miriad of times. A few Wan Bassaka chants. A Daniel James song. The Ole at the wheel was back with gusto.
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    But no Pogba song, which perhaps sums up the mood amongst fans and after the game he continued to leave the door open to a departure.

    A great morale boosting 4-0 victory with Maguire looking superb.. but Chelsea paid the price for fancying their chances and we picked them off on the counter attack.

    A well organised Wolves side may well provide a stiffer challenge and won't be so open. Meaning we may have to rely in a high press and greater creativity through midfield.

    Yes the first 25m against a weakened Cbelsea side was rather woeful and was more of what we saw ar the tail end of last season. But the nerves went, the confidence grew and the passing was crisper and sharper once.we went ahead with the penalty.

    McTominay, seems to get better and better and some of his distribution from deep along with his tackling was a joy to behold. Matic definitely not missed.

    We need to be more than a counter attacking side, but hey that was as thrilling a result as we have had in the past year. Even if Pereira, assist or not, still looks wayward and Shaw now looks like the weakest link in defence.

    Promising....and a new fan favourite is born
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  2. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:33
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots Scout

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    Is this about the Maguire song or a summary of the game?
  3. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:35
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    syrian_scholes Full Member

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    Why did the fans sing for David James?
  4. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:36
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    Nothing really rhymes with *Pogba*, and I genuinely wonder if that's part of it.
  5. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:37
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    Didier Drogba?
  6. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:39
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    UnofficialDevil Anti Scottish

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    Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire, come from Leicester to Manchester, his head's f***ing massive doesnt seem to rhyme very well.
  7. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:40
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    Vidyoyo Self-confessed coffee shop chat-up expert

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    Just listened, awful chant, just doesn't work :lol:
  8. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:41
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    Regulus Arcturus Black Full Member

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    Yeah I’m not getting it at all, I’m trying over and over in my head to get it to work and it just doesn’t.

    Are we missing a line from the song?
  9. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:42
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    What’s with the trend of pictures in threads as if they’re articles all of a sudden?
  10. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:42
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    One guy in the Stratford end thought the final line was : "He plays for United." It wasnt.
  11. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:44
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    There's no 'trend', they're just all posted by the same bloke.
  12. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:44
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    I think that's the point, its just a laugh
  13. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:46
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    Regulus Arcturus Black Full Member

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    Ahhh, funny :annoyed:
  14. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:46
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    England fans originated the song with references to drinking Jager and vodka in place of the Leicester and Manchester stuff. That doesnt rhyme either
  15. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:47
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    Stupid chant.
  16. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:47
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    England fans singing their version. Sorry if the embedded video annoys you.

  17. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:48
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    Will he have to come out and ask the fans to stop singing about the size of his head?
  18. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:49
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    I'm not sure insulting our new signings is the way to go

    What next? "wan-bissaka, wan-bissaka, came from Palace and a massive wanker?"
  19. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:50
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    Not sure it is an insult.
  20. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:52
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    You don’t need it to rhyme majorly if it’s the central word to the song. You could use a song like ‘rock the casbah’ as the base of the chant.
    It would need to be better than this but something along the lines of
    ‘Your team don’t like him
    Doo do doo
    He’s Paul Pogba
    He’s scored one past ya’

    EDIT: forgot that palace used rock the casbah for wan Bissaka
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  21. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:52
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    Eckers99 Michael Corleone says hello

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    The latest in a spate of utterly shit chants.
  22. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:53
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    Indeed. Pinch Chelsea's Drogba chant and replace with Pogba.
  23. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:54
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    "But no Pogba song, which perhaps sums up the mood amongst fans and after the game he continued to leave the door open to a departure."

    You mean the click bait mis quote from sky? This topic is nearly as shite as their reporting.
  24. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:55
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    Ha ha. The Ole song.extols the virtues of star players such as, err, Fred and Sanchez.
  25. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:55
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    It’s a hot chant, deal with it.
  26. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:56
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    Luke Shaw
    Luke Shaw
    He came from Southampton
    His arse is f*cking massive
  28. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:58
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    I just pooed myself laughing
  29. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:59
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    Shit chant. Catchy though.
  30. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:02
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    David De Gea
    he's not the same player
    he's been kinda lax
    since we couldn't send a fax
  31. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:02
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    You dont care when you're in the Stretford End and United are winning. It's just celebratory.
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    Phil Jones
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    He came from Blackburn
    He’s got a really weird face
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    Winner winner chicken dinner.
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    Boom!
  35. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:06
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    Hahahaha.
  36. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:06
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    One guy on Redcafe thought the stand was : “The Stratford End.” It wasnt.
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    Thought this was going to be about chants.
  38. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:07
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    It will never catch on in the ground. Fine for a pub song. But it's mainly shit.
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    Ranchero Full Member

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    The Maguire song DID catch on. In the stand and concourse
  40. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:11
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    Guess someone with better memory can answer this, during SAF period, did players get instant song the moment they joined the club or they had to earn it in some way.

    Asking because recent years post SAF, we dropping songs for players/managers before they even kicked the ball. It doesnt bother me, was just wondering.