Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

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Alexis Sanchez
Alexis Sanchez
Come from Arsenal to Manchester
His wage is fecking massive
 

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De Gea
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He came from Madrid
He looks like a moderately attractive llama

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Darmian
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He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
 

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Nothing really rhymes with *Pogba*, and I genuinely wonder if that's part of it.
Just do the cantona song and change it to Pogba. It's not like they're both French.

Should have had a song when he first signed like Maguire, Ibrahimovic.
 

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We'll definitely be in Top 4, Bissaka and Maguire as if always playing for us. Chelsea only really had a few chances. Our new velvet four http://bit.ly/33yFNHN 2019
 
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:lol: The total absence of rhyme and rhythm is almost genial.
 

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Nothing really rhymes with *Pogba*, and I genuinely wonder if that's part of it.
Paul Pogba
Another summer, it's groundhog da(y)
More Woodward dialogue, yeah
But he's never gonna flog ya
Paul Pogba.
 

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Anything other than Ole’s at the wheel ...worst fecking chant ever.
 

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Guess someone with better memory can answer this, during SAF period, did players get instant song the moment they joined the club or they had to earn it in some way.

Asking because recent years post SAF, we dropping songs for players/managers before they even kicked the ball. It doesnt bother me, was just wondering.
I remember singing “there’s only one Ronaldo” on cristiano’s debut.
 

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The "heads fecking massive" bit is crap. Would be miles better if the last line was something like "you'll never get past him" or something. A bit of an ode to the Jaap Stam song too.
This.

Don’t like it myself either.
 

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Somewhere out there beneath Maguire's big head
Pogba's sulking he's leaving us next year
Somewhere out there Solskjaer's saying a prayer
That we'll sell Alexis Sanchez to a desperate club out there
 

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Non-rhyming slightly insulting, clumsily constructed chants is the way to go. Hilarious.
 

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His heads fecking massive
His heads fecking massive
Oh Harry Maguuuuiiire
Your heads fecking maaaaassive.

Still better than OP!
 

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@Ranchero just a heads up, I believe the original lyrics were "fecked off leicester for manchester"
 

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I don't really like it. Feels a bit insulting.