Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive
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It doesn't have to. Pog pog, wherever you may be, you eat snails in your own country
Pogba
Pogba
He came from France
His c**k is fecking massive
or is that racist?
Pogba
He came from France
His c**k is fecking massive
or is that racist?
Alexis Sanchez
Alexis Sanchez
Come from Arsenal to Manchester
His wage is fecking massive
Alexis Sanchez
Come from Arsenal to Manchester
His wage is fecking massive
Yes it is racist. French people have little penises.
Racist
You could go through the whole team insulting them one by one
De Gea
De Gea
He came from Madrid
He looks like a moderately attractive llama
Darmian
Darmian
He came from somewhere in Italy
He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
De Gea
De Gea
He came from Madrid
He looks like a moderately attractive llama
Darmian
Darmian
He came from somewhere in Italy
He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
Why not have a "Pogba, Pogba, Pogba..." in the same tune of "Rooneh, Rooneh, Rooneh"?
Pogba, whoa-oh
Pogba, whoa-oh
Came over from Le Havre
He's better than Brett Favre
Pogba, whoa-oh
Came over from Le Havre
He's better than Brett Favre
The OP wrote David in the OP then fixed it.
That’s hot.
Just do the cantona song and change it to Pogba. It's not like they're both French.
Should have had a song when he first signed like Maguire, Ibrahimovic.
We'll definitely be in Top 4, Bissaka and Maguire as if always playing for us. Chelsea only really had a few chances. Our new velvet four http://bit.ly/33yFNHN 2019
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The "heads fecking massive" bit is crap. Would be miles better if the last line was something like "you'll never get past him" or something. A bit of an ode to the Jaap Stam song too.
Fixed.
Pogba, Pogba! He's got more hit than Abba.
Paul Pogba
Another summer, it's groundhog da(y)
More Woodward dialogue, yeah
But he's never gonna flog ya
Paul Pogba.
Anything other than Ole’s at the wheel ...worst fecking chant ever.
I’ve been trying to get “who let the Pog out” going for a decade now.
I remember singing “there’s only one Ronaldo” on cristiano’s debut.
Somewhere out there beneath Maguire's big head
Pogba's sulking he's leaving us next year
Somewhere out there Solskjaer's saying a prayer
That we'll sell Alexis Sanchez to a desperate club out there
Pogba's sulking he's leaving us next year
Somewhere out there Solskjaer's saying a prayer
That we'll sell Alexis Sanchez to a desperate club out there
Non-rhyming slightly insulting, clumsily constructed chants is the way to go. Hilarious.
Isn't the chant a bit harsh on Maguire for no real reason?
Yes, it is in total lack of wit, degrading and bullying. Don't know why one would want to sing that to one of your own.
But then we'd just end up shouting Pogba on repeat
His heads fecking massive
His heads fecking massive
Oh Harry Maguuuuiiire
Your heads fecking maaaaassive.
Still better than OP!
His heads fecking massive
Oh Harry Maguuuuiiire
Your heads fecking maaaaassive.
Still better than OP!
His head isn't even particularly big anyway!
"Your head is fecking massive" isn't an insult, it's a praise.
Means your brain is bigger than most people's.
Means your brain is bigger than most people's.
@Ranchero just a heads up, I believe the original lyrics were "fecked off leicester for manchester"
I don't really like it. Feels a bit insulting.
Also this. It's just a normal head.
What a terrible chant, not catchy at all and doesn't rhyme with anything
