Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

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  1. Aug 12, 2019
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots Scout

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    It doesn't have to. Pog pog, wherever you may be, you eat snails in your own country
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    UnofficialDevil Anti Scottish

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    Pogba
    Pogba
    He came from France
    His c**k is fecking massive
    or is that racist?
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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    Alexis Sanchez
    Alexis Sanchez
    Come from Arsenal to Manchester
    His wage is fecking massive
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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    Yes it is racist. French people have little penises.
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    Racist
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    UnofficialDevil Anti Scottish

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    You could go through the whole team insulting them one by one

    De Gea
    De Gea
    He came from Madrid
    He looks like a moderately attractive llama

    Darmian
    Darmian
    He came from somewhere in Italy
    He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
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    Why not have a "Pogba, Pogba, Pogba..." in the same tune of "Rooneh, Rooneh, Rooneh"?
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    Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær Lutefisk is it!

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    The OP wrote David in the OP then fixed it.
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    Just do the cantona song and change it to Pogba. It's not like they're both French.

    Should have had a song when he first signed like Maguire, Ibrahimovic.
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    We'll definitely be in Top 4, Bissaka and Maguire as if always playing for us. Chelsea only really had a few chances. Our new velvet four http://bit.ly/33yFNHN 2019
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    The "heads fecking massive" bit is crap. Would be miles better if the last line was something like "you'll never get past him" or something. A bit of an ode to the Jaap Stam song too.
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    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate Scout

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    :lol: The total absence of rhyme and rhythm is almost genial.
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    Fixed.
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    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate Scout

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    Pogba, Pogba! He's got more hit than Abba.
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    Paul Pogba
    Another summer, it's groundhog da(y)
    More Woodward dialogue, yeah
    But he's never gonna flog ya
    Paul Pogba.
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    Anything other than Ole’s at the wheel ...worst fecking chant ever.
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    Wumminator The Special One!

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  27. Aug 12, 2019
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    RedDevilRoshi Full Member

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    This.

    Don’t like it myself either.
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    Somewhere out there beneath Maguire's big head
    Pogba's sulking he's leaving us next year
    Somewhere out there Solskjaer's saying a prayer
    That we'll sell Alexis Sanchez to a desperate club out there
  29. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:13
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    Non-rhyming slightly insulting, clumsily constructed chants is the way to go. Hilarious.
  30. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:23
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    Isn't the chant a bit harsh on Maguire for no real reason?
  31. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:29
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    Yes, it is in total lack of wit, degrading and bullying. Don't know why one would want to sing that to one of your own.
  32. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:38
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    But then we'd just end up shouting Pogba on repeat
  33. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:42
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    His heads fecking massive
    His heads fecking massive
    Oh Harry Maguuuuiiire
    Your heads fecking maaaaassive.

    Still better than OP!
  34. Aug 13, 2019 at 07:42
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    Water Melon before it dries out, eh

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  35. Aug 13, 2019 at 09:34
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    JohnnyKills Full Member

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    His head isn't even particularly big anyway!
  36. Aug 13, 2019 at 09:49
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    "Your head is fecking massive" isn't an insult, it's a praise.
    Means your brain is bigger than most people's.
  37. Aug 13, 2019 at 09:52
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    @Ranchero just a heads up, I believe the original lyrics were "fecked off leicester for manchester"
  38. Aug 13, 2019 at 09:54
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    Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan.

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    I don't really like it. Feels a bit insulting.
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    Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan.

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    Also this. It's just a normal head.
  40. Aug 13, 2019 at 09:59
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    What a terrible chant, not catchy at all and doesn't rhyme with anything :lol: