Discussion in 'Manchester United Forum' started by Ranchero, Aug 12, 2019.
It doesn't have to. Pog pog, wherever you may be, you eat snails in your own country
He came from France
His c**k is fecking massive
or is that racist?
Come from Arsenal to Manchester
His wage is fecking massive
Yes it is racist. French people have little penises.
You could go through the whole team insulting them one by one
He came from Madrid
He looks like a moderately attractive llama
He came from somewhere in Italy
He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
Why not have a "Pogba, Pogba, Pogba..." in the same tune of "Rooneh, Rooneh, Rooneh"?
Think you probably know the answer to that.
Clue: it was Daniel
Came over from Le Havre
He's better than Brett Favre
The OP wrote David in the OP then fixed it.
Just do the cantona song and change it to Pogba. It's not like they're both French.
Should have had a song when he first signed like Maguire, Ibrahimovic.
We'll definitely be in Top 4, Bissaka and Maguire as if always playing for us. Chelsea only really had a few chances. Our new velvet four http://bit.ly/33yFNHN 2019
The "heads fecking massive" bit is crap. Would be miles better if the last line was something like "you'll never get past him" or something. A bit of an ode to the Jaap Stam song too.
The total absence of rhyme and rhythm is almost genial.
Pogba, Pogba! He's got more hit than Abba.
Another summer, it's groundhog da(y)
More Woodward dialogue, yeah
But he's never gonna flog ya
Anything other than Ole’s at the wheel ...worst fecking chant ever.
I’ve been trying to get “who let the Pog out” going for a decade now.
I remember singing “there’s only one Ronaldo” on cristiano’s debut.
Don’t like it myself either.
Somewhere out there beneath Maguire's big head
Pogba's sulking he's leaving us next year
Somewhere out there Solskjaer's saying a prayer
That we'll sell Alexis Sanchez to a desperate club out there
Non-rhyming slightly insulting, clumsily constructed chants is the way to go. Hilarious.
Isn't the chant a bit harsh on Maguire for no real reason?
Yes, it is in total lack of wit, degrading and bullying. Don't know why one would want to sing that to one of your own.
But then we'd just end up shouting Pogba on repeat
His heads fecking massive
His heads fecking massive
Oh Harry Maguuuuiiire
Your heads fecking maaaaassive.
Still better than OP!
His head isn't even particularly big anyway!
"Your head is fecking massive" isn't an insult, it's a praise.
Means your brain is bigger than most people's.
@Ranchero just a heads up, I believe the original lyrics were "fecked off leicester for manchester"
I don't really like it. Feels a bit insulting.
Also this. It's just a normal head.
What a terrible chant, not catchy at all and doesn't rhyme with anything
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