Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

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  1. Aug 13, 2019
    #81

    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    It's not an insult, having a big head is something to be proud of.

    Big H is a real man. Where mere mortals may cower and cry at extreme banter being aimed at their physical peculiarities, Big H absorbs those insults into his giant head and derives power from them. We're feeding him.
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    I'm with you

    It's the obvious chant yet no one is on board
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    #83

    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy Scout

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    Chants should rhyme.
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    I don't mind the songs if they are rhythmic and amusing but I fail to see any redeeming qualities in the chosen piece. In real terms its a tad disrespectful.
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    As the fellow owner of a big suede, I can tell you it gets quite annoying if people keep reminding you of it. The same as if you've got a big nose, a big chin, a big arse or whatever.

    Basically it's offensive if people say you've got a big anything, with one rather obvious exception.

    Doubt Maguire gives a shit but seems a weird way for the fans to welcome a new signing.
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    Pierluigi Casiraghi New Member

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    It's very very silly but I like it a lot.
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    I wonder if the club will try and ban it like they did the Lukaku one.
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    That would work well.
    Perhaps something could be done with Feeder's Buck Rogers
    We've got a Paul Pogba....
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    Kevin Nostrodamus of football

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    As I said before, I doubt Maguire finds it as funny as the section of supporters who think it's 'jussa bit of banta yo'. It's one thing to share a joke with your friends about eachother's obnoxious features, but supporters singing it as a chant at games where millions tune in, plus spreading this on social media?
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    *cringe*
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    As the owner of a bald head I feel your pain and I feel your shame. I shalt no longer endorse chanting about Harry's large head.
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    How can you all get the chant so wrong? Get it wrong then say it doesn’t rhyme :lol:

    Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire

    He fecked off Leicester for Manchester

    His head is fecking Massive

    MUFC

    repeat.

    :lol:
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    Ooooh now it rhymes!
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    Definitely rhymes I give up me :lol:
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    You should definitely give up rhymes that’s for sure.
    Which words in the song rhyme?
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    Jake Mine's too big and gay.

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    Awful, awful chant
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    People saying it’s offensive need to have a day off, sure he’s been called worse than “his head is massive” bet he’s dead upset Harry with 200k a week in the bank. The mans laughing his bollocks off :lol:
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    Can't wait till he scores with that head. Hopefully at OT. The place will probably come down!
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    He's better than James Chester is a better ending.
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    JohnnyKills Full Member

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    Doubt he's offended, just seems a bit weird to take the piss out of your new signing.
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    WireMUFC New Member

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    Yeah but he doesn’t eat dogs in his own country and he won’t fecking murder ya!
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    No Idea For Nickname Full Member

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    Regulus Arcturus Black Full Member

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    Kin ell, they get worse.
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    Sied I..erm..love U2, baby?

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    Terrible.
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    FootyGirl88

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    Slowly but surely :lol:
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    WireMUFC New Member

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    Class song, Fans enjoy singing it that’s all that matters
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    The consensus in this thread would suggest otherwise.

    Thought it was shit when someone posted it after he signed and that doesn't change because someone is saying it was sang at OT.
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    WireMUFC New Member

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    The consensus on this forum is often proved wrong. Like 2 different worlds going to the match and reading this forum sometimes.
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    And often proved correct, as will be the case with this shit song.
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    Pierluigi Casiraghi New Member

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    Yup. I sort of wonder how many of the people who are slating it have been to a lot of games. It's fun to get pissed up and sing silly childish songs with the boys. The vast majority of football chants aren't exactly stuff Shakespeare would be proud of.

    Inb4 "I've been a season ticket holder for 70 years and the song is a disgrace".
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    WireMUFC New Member

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    Exactly! Usually just a bunch of young lads pissed up having a laugh, the people moaning would crumble after 2 minutes at a game and pass out because of all the “mean” songs.
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    Regulus Arcturus Black Full Member

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    There's nothing whatsoever wrong about saying he's got a massive head, it's all good light-hearted banter and was started off by the player himself in an interview talking about his massive head and how his mates call him slabhead.

    That said, there is something wrong with the song, it's shite, doesn't rhyme and is generally wank.
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    Paranoid Android New Member

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    The chant is shite. If you think otherwise you are shite.
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    Ye it's terrible to insult a player let alone a new signing. Who knows if we went through bullying in high school because of the size of his head.

    Do something more like:
    Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire

    He fecked off Leicester for Manchester

    His head is fecking fine!
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    UnrelatedPsuedo I pity the poor fool who stinks like I do!

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    Makes it easier to work out who to block.
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    Stone Roses - This is the one.

    A club consumed by fire
    We all know Harry Maguire
    From the plans that we have made
    We had him on a promise
    Immerse me in your splendour
    All the plans that we have made
    This is the one
    This is the one
    This is the one
    This is the one
    This is the one
    She's waited for

    Boom, put the cheque in the post.
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    marukomu The Gatekeeper

    U2 - Fire

    Smalling, Smalling!
    At corners risks a red.
    Smalling, Smalling.
    We signed Maguire instead
    We got Slabhead....
    We got Slabhead....
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    MisterLupus Full Member

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    This is even worse than Beans Beans Beans.
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    The Cat Doesn't know his own mobile number

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    Time to test the ignore thread function.
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    Can7onA Full Member

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    Just ignore me, no skin off my nose old bean :)