Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

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  1. Aug 13, 2019

    fishfingers15 Contributes to username and tagline changes

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    YESHHHHH, We'll GOOO for it.
    What, I thought it was a great chant. What do I know? This is la bamba right?
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    bbest The Caf's worst songwriter

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    Prefer the beast.
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    cruseofried New Member

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    The Poet Laureate post becomes available soon.:lol:
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    matherto ask me about our 50% off sale!

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    I was trying to work out what song it was based on and kept thinking Copa Cabana but it didn't fit and now it all makes sense.
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    harrycarrie New Member

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    Jones, Jones, wherever you may be,
    Maguire's got a head like a fecking chimney,
    You won't beat him once,
    You won't beat him twice,
    And if you take Darmian you can have my wife
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    Rocksy New Member

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    It’s a really shit chant.
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    Jippy Sleeps with tramps, bangs jacuzzis, dirty shoes Staff

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    RussellWilson Full Member

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    It's a great chant. It's affectionate ribbing not taking the piss.
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    NEquadrant New Member

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    Think something better could be thought up.....something to the tune of mull of kintyre....fits with Harry maguire

    Harry maguire
    He’ll put you straight into row c
    My desire
    He always will be here
    Oh harry maguire
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    SirAnderson Full Member

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    Not sure if this was posted and where to post it so thought I'd leave it here!