Hot chant: Harry Maguire...his head's f***ing massive

How can you all get the chant so wrong? Get it wrong then say it doesn’t rhyme :lol:

Harry Maguire, Harry Maguire

He fecked off Leicester for Manchester

His head is fecking Massive

MUFC

repeat.

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The Poet Laureate post becomes available soon.:lol:
 
Jones, Jones, wherever you may be,
Maguire's got a head like a fecking chimney,
You won't beat him once,
You won't beat him twice,
And if you take Darmian you can have my wife
 
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You could go through the whole team insulting them one by one

De Gea
De Gea
He came from Madrid
He looks like a moderately attractive llama

Darmian
Darmian
He came from somewhere in Italy
He’s got sideburns like a 17 year old incel
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Think something better could be thought up.....something to the tune of mull of kintyre....fits with Harry maguire

Harry maguire
He’ll put you straight into row c
My desire
He always will be here
Oh harry maguire