Film How did Moana go so long without needing a crap?

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As soon as her Nan fell over, died and turned into a squid, she went straight onto the boat and sailed away. As we all would in that situation.

She stayed on the boat all the way to waking up on Maui's island. We saw her whole trip there and it wasn't long. At no point did she take a bathroom break.

She was then back on the boat until reaching the Crabs house. Again, we see the whole trip and she didn't crap.

Then back on the boat for ages until she gave her green stone back to a rock. She then sailed all the way home.

It was about a weeks work at least and 0 craps.
 

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As soon as her Nan fell over, died and turned into a squid, she went straight onto the boat and sailed away. As we all would in that situation.

She stayed on the boat all the way to waking up on Maui's island. We saw her whole trip there and it wasn't long. At no point did she take a bathroom break.

She was then back on the boat until reaching the Crabs house. Again, we see the whole trip and she didn't crap.

Then back on the boat for ages until she gave her green stone back to a rock. She then sailed all the way home.

It was about a weeks work at least and 0 craps.
How many times did she eat?
 

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It’s a well known fact Maui people can go weeks even months without needing the loo.
 

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I literally watched this for the first time last night with my son. Wake up to see this thread.

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Erm... Earth's toilet is literally right under her feet. She doesn't have to go anywhere to 'go'.

She had a dream scenario. Shit your pants anywhere, be carried and wiped down by literally water. Have the raft cleaned. Only move one muscle. Heaven.
 
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As soon as her Nan fell over, died and turned into a squid, she went straight onto the boat and sailed away. As we all would in that situation.

She stayed on the boat all the way to waking up on Maui's island. We saw her whole trip there and it wasn't long. At no point did she take a bathroom break.

She was then back on the boat until reaching the Crabs house. Again, we see the whole trip and she didn't crap.

Then back on the boat for ages until she gave her green stone back to a rock. She then sailed all the way home.

It was about a weeks work at least and 0 craps.
Why do you want to see a 16 year old take a crap? If they included that kinda stuff it will be Rated R and kids won't be able to watch it.
 

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Why do you want to see a 16 year old take a crap? If they included that kinda stuff it will be Rated R and kids won't be able to watch it.
The creators did claim that they specifically gave Moana a stronger build because she's supposed to be a tough girl, rather than a dainty classic Disney Princess. So yeah, I totally expected her to take a massive dump followed by punching The Rock in the shoulder!!
 

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Why does Jack Bauer never use a charger? Does Maoi use steroids? one of life's great mysteries.
 

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I'm massively confused. Is the film a week long? Surely she just takes a crap off air, otherwise this thread could apply to any film where the character doesn't have a shit scene.
 

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I'm massively confused. Is the film a week long? Surely she just takes a crap off air, otherwise this thread could apply to any film where the character doesn't have a shit scene.
Hmm might wana google it..
 

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I'm massively confused. Is the film a week long? Surely she just takes a crap off air, otherwise this thread could apply to any film where the character doesn't have a shit scene.
Yeah but it’s not every film that the character is on a boat for the whole movie.

She says the ocean is her friend, and the ocean in this World can hear her, see her and has feelings. She’s hardly going to take a shit in her friend
 

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In back to the future why did the dad not question why his son as grown up to look exactly like the young man his wife to be had romantic interests in just before they got together?
 

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In back to the future why did the dad not question why his son as grown up to look exactly like the young man his wife to be had romantic interests in just before they got together?
A very fair point.

The OP's question is in the same category as "Why do the Hulk's jeans not rip asunder like the rest of his clothes?"with the answer of course being that we don't want to see his massive green cock.
The answer is because no-ones wants to watch characters shitting in a film, never mind the poor animators having to storyboard a child defecating.
 

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As soon as her Nan fell over, died and turned into a squid, she went straight onto the boat and sailed away. As we all would in that situation.

She stayed on the boat all the way to waking up on Maui's island. We saw her whole trip there and it wasn't long. At no point did she take a bathroom break.

She was then back on the boat until reaching the Crabs house. Again, we see the whole trip and she didn't crap.

Then back on the boat for ages until she gave her green stone back to a rock. She then sailed all the way home.

It was about a weeks work at least and 0 craps.
She fell in the water a few times and it was while she was in there she went.
 

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What do you think that song was about? The one she sings about how far she'll go?

Guinness world record for holding in a crap, thought that was obvious?