How many goals could your mum score for united in one season?

[Ajr]

The Scenario

Shes the main target man for United up front and play the full 90 mins of every game of the season, so all league and cup games. She will NOT be taking free kicks or penalties, so all goals must come from open play.


Personally I think my mum could get at least 10

 

[DWelbz19]

Your mums getting more than 10, easily. Experienced ball handler

 

[Ravelation]

Your mums getting more than 10, easily. Experienced ball handler

Damn, son.

End Thread

 

[rimaldo]

in local circles, she’s known as “the gobbler” i’m sure that would translate to chances.

 

[Oranges038]

None.

But she might be able to entice Rooney back.

 

[The Firestarter]

Maybe we should sign Milfi Sugarson