RyRy11
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And I don’t care
I was going to say.I like the way he scores them
Easy to stop?? Then its 50 / 50 at worst. 92% scoring rate.The only issue about this penalty is that with good goalkeeper who has learnt about his penalty technique, it'll be easy to stopped. It's similar to Jorginho and Ederson saved it last time. The penalty is taken not with shooting but taken like a passing. Anyway, I'm sure Rashford will be our no 1 taker and followed with Pogba & Bruno.
14 in a row in his career. That’s consistency!2 out of 2 long may it continue
It's pretty preposterous innit?I don't like them. Sick of them always going in. Who does he think he is?
Or the pass before the assistAs absurd as "I don't like the way Bruno provides assists."
I loved it. I laughed so hard. Looked like a little ballerina!
He can crawl in reverse while approaching the ball and hit it with his butt and I'll still be rooting for him as long as He scores.
If he sticks every one in, I don't care if he rolls them in with his arse.
I don't care if he's hitting the ball with his cock as long his conversion rate stays the same.
I couldn't give a shit if the player in question whipped his tadger out to misdirect the keeper as long as the ball goes in.
To each their own
I'd love if he works in another skip beforeThe clever thing to do, would be to do a normal penalty occasionally.
The goalie stood still, waiting for the skip...
Exactly how I feelI feel like it's a way of buying a split second to see which way the keeper moves. His record speaks for itself. Intrigued to see how he deals with the keeper not moving the way he wants and if he can react in time because of it.
It is a bit weird and it's fair to say you don't like it even if it works, although it might partly be because of Pogba doing some daft shit and not actually being that great at them. I'm sure if it works enough for us everyone will love it.
Hasn't he scored well over 20 in his career like that already?It's a good technique, I think keepers will figure it out eventually though.
This!The clever thing to do, would be to do a normal penalty occasionally.
The goalie stood still, waiting for the skip...
Yes, but now more eyes will be on him. His run up is designed to make the keeper choose a direction so he can choose the opposite. Keepers can beat this by not committing until he hits the balls, which still makes it 50/50 but Bruno loses some of his advantage. If Bruno was able to generate more power into the shot so he could get it into the top corner he would be unstoppable.Hasn't he scored well over 20 in his career like that already?
And a roly poly after it goes in.He needs to do a full hop scotch run up
Why haven't they already?Yes, but now more eyes will be on him. His run up is designed to make the keeper choose a direction so he can choose the opposite. Keepers can beat this by not committing until he hits the balls, which still makes it 50/50 but Bruno loses some of his advantage. If Bruno was able to generate more power into the shot so he could get it into the top corner he would be unstoppable.
And a curtsy afterwards to complete the routine!And a roly poly after it goes in.
Good idea that. Has he took every penalty the same up to now then?The clever thing to do, would be to do a normal penalty occasionally.
The goalie stood still, waiting for the skip...
It's a matter of time, stay still, choose a side and you will probably save it. He's a good penalty taker but not unstoppable. I would argue Kane has the best technique as just blasts into the top corner, that's virtually impossible for a keeper to stop.Why haven't they already?
No, he's taken more orthodox ones too. He's spoken about how he doesn't always do it in interviews as well.Good idea that. Has he took every penalty the same up to now then?