If Pixar made a United Animated Movie.....
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In the latest episode of the United Hour podcast, Colm and Imran live such exciting lives they decided to take 40 minutes out of their evenings to talk about Manchester United's goalless draw with Crystal Palace. Topics covered include Luke Shaw's figure, loose fitting kits and just what was that Fog all about?
Inexplicably enjoyable
My days. The Martial one is horrifying. Look at those haunted eyes.
Harry Maguire is perfect 
I know, right?!
What did they do to Bruno's teeth!
This is amazing
Ole is the worst one sadly.
Ole looks like the dude out of Up.
He's like the dad in every Pixar movieHarry Maguire is perfect
And how does Fellaini come out looking the youngest?
Shouldn't Maguire just be the old bloke from Up!?
Honestly, Pogba's looking proper cartoon villain.
These are automated, so if they're not bang on you know why. Takes about 10 seconds to do on Toonme.
Those are all so good.
Minor tip: Klopp would work better as the antagonist, not the villain.
This is the guy that gives the good guy(s) a hard time until the later stages when the villain is revealed. Buzz in Toy Story. Toy collector in TS2. Ego in Ratatouille.
And not just in "Pixar movies". Darth Vader. Hannibal Lecter. Miranda Priestly in Devil Wears Prada, etc etc. Johnny in The Karate Kid. Sato in KK2. Yeah, it's a thing.
Pick a real villain and then you guys can start writing. It could be great.
Minor tip: Klopp would work better as the antagonist, not the villain.
This is the guy that gives the good guy(s) a hard time until the later stages when the villain is revealed. Buzz in Toy Story. Toy collector in TS2. Ego in Ratatouille.
And not just in "Pixar movies". Darth Vader. Hannibal Lecter. Miranda Priestly in Devil Wears Prada, etc etc. Johnny in The Karate Kid. Sato in KK2. Yeah, it's a thing.
Pick a real villain and then you guys can start writing. It could be great.
These are great. Thanks for sharing them.
These are pure brilliant!
They are mostly brilliant, not sure about Sir Alex or Ole though . Was really enjoyable looking through them
Can someone find Klopp at his absolute gurning peak, or raging at some decision and you do that one?
Think Harry & Rashy are the best
Edit: can you do this one of Klopp?
https://images.app.goo.gl/UVWMfDAC8pzhuqZ87
Also Firmino with those ridiculous teeth? Oh and Moyes as he celebrates getting over 80 crosses vs Fulham?
Can someone find Klopp at his absolute gurning peak, or raging at some decision and you do that one?
Think Harry & Rashy are the best
Edit: can you do this one of Klopp?
https://images.app.goo.gl/UVWMfDAC8pzhuqZ87
Also Firmino with those ridiculous teeth? Oh and Moyes as he celebrates getting over 80 crosses vs Fulham?
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Why do they all look like they've had something shoved up their arse?
For me Greenwood's scared face is the funniest
Brilliant.
These are pretty cool.
They really captured Shaw's gormless stare.
They really captured Shaw's gormless stare.
Shaw would be in one of those chairs for the fat cnuts in Wall:E
The Villain. Love it
The Pogba one is the coolest 
First one of Klopp looks like a woman? Looks like he's got a bit of lipstick on.
Mrs Doubtref
Mrs Doubtref
Yes, I was just about to say this. Klopp = Mrs doubtfire. I actually think if you put a picture of Firminho smiling in there it will come out looking like Brendan Rodgers with a wig on.
To be fair, Fellaini looked comical BEFORE Pixar....
We need to see Firminho with his teeth
We need to see Firminho with his teeth
Ole is terrifying. Pogba looks cool af. Cavani looks like he should be a Disney prince, or a knight or something.
Realised part of the goofy cartoon Disney look is making them slightly crosseyed
Realised part of the goofy cartoon Disney look is making them slightly crosseyed
To be honest Ole looks more like Gazza there.
Martial and Greenwood look like they've just walked in on their mothers being spitroasted...with Ole watching.
Cavani would make a good Pirates of the Caribbean character
EasilyThe Pogba one is the coolest
He looks far too nice
bemused almost...Could we have Moyes and Firmino- though @BeforeKeanetherewasRobson did a rather good one of him already
Klopp doesn't look demented enough.
Though resembles Rolf Harris 
That one's getting closer
Though resembles Rolf Harris 