If we get a penalty in our next three games…

This doesn't count. Even a saved & tapped in by someone else, is not an assist, remember last weekend 2nd goal
What if he chips it onto the crossbar, volleys it back against the crossbar again, then again (like the Ronaldinho advert). How many times until he is assisting himself? These are the real questions VAR needs to be held accountable for.
 
What if he chips it onto the crossbar, volleys it back against the crossbar again, then again (like the Ronaldinho advert). How many times until he is assisting himself? These are the real questions VAR needs to be held accountable for.
BUT, the last thing you want is hitting the ref on the rebound.
 
This doesn't count. Even a saved & tapped in by someone else, is not an assist, remember last weekend 2nd goal

Also the taker is not allowed to touch the ball if their penalty hits the woodwork until someone else has touched it first.
 
No, definitely not. If he gets the record, great, but not by manufacturing it like this. Besides, it's disrespectful to the opposition