Would tell him that if his wife ever asks if a certain dress makes her ass look fat there is no right answer. Silence is golden.
If you could give JM a piece of advice what would it be?
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No, you should, it's funny.
Check red cafe for team selection and tactics.
Resign.
Well said. Proud of you son, true fan
I fully agree with this, a well constructed defensive set up can be a joy to watch.
My problem with our team at the moment is it isn't great at any one thing really. Sure our defensive record is good, but up against top sides we usually get broken down due to no single defender being good under pressure. I think it's part of the reason we can't get close to his Inter side in the defensive respect. Whenever we get pressured we'll pump the ball downfield and that will usually result in a new wave of attacks.
When a team has wave after wave of attacks it doesn't look like defensive solidity, you need those moments in between where you control the game by keeping hold of the ball for a minute or 2.
Just stick to 4 3 3, play Martial at left, play Shaw instead youngy, sell Smalling and Jones. 
Just stick to 4 3 3, play Martial at left, play Shaw instead youngy, sell Smalling and Jones.
I'd advise him to tell me everything he knows, because god knows he knows a lot more about football than any tom, dick, or harry on here.
Apart from the advice of not taking advice off the internet, my only advice would be to give Pogba a more free, attacking role in a 433 and stop using him in a midfield two with Matic.
A happy Pogba is an audacious and highly productive Pogba, who can create and finish scoring chances. An unhappy Pogba drifts out of the game and is, in truth, a defensive liability.
A happy Pogba is an audacious and highly productive Pogba, who can create and finish scoring chances. An unhappy Pogba drifts out of the game and is, in truth, a defensive liability.
Simple-Please switch to 4-3-3 for Christs sake!!Its blatantly obvious that Pogba can't play in a midfield 2,I would play Pogba as a LCM in a 3 man midfield.This will give our team more balance and control....
This is spot on. This type of criticism is more than welcomed by me. What I hate is people trashing Jose, for being defensive, like they did not know who we signed. He hates to lose, so he will start building a team from the back. He has done it successfully many times, hopefully he will do it here too.
to ignore all the couch potatos giving you advice as you almost certainly know better than them
Resign
I agree with those that say he wouldn't listen to any of us. I'd just tell him to resign if he can't deliver the title this or next year.
People keep harping on about 'progress'. That sounds awfully LVG-like. He's spent over £300m since he arriverd.
People keep harping on about 'progress'. That sounds awfully LVG-like. He's spent over £300m since he arriverd.
That's because it is. There's been an awful lot of goal-post-moving since Mourinho arrived. Now you actually have people here who say he shouldn't be sacked even if he doesn't get top 4.
Wear a belt when doing deadlift.
Sell Lukaku and buy kane.
Hey Jose. A few runs behind the defence from our attackers instead of direct passes to standing objectives would be nice from time to time. Look at Matic pass to Martial las Sunday. Yeah. More of that pls ty hugz
Put the toilet seat down after having a pee, and put the top on the toothpaste
Stop trying to satisfy egos.
Don't get drunk and try to fry the entire contents of your dorm's freezer, and don't have a shot of Ouzo/Tabasco/Branston Pickle - it's not a good combo.
Come to Paris.
Invite Pep round for a neighbourly chat, then use your imagination
4-2-3-1 needs to die.
Don't listen to any advice from any fans.
Don't read redcafe.
Always keep an extra pair of socks handy. You never know when your feet might get wet.
Do not kop out and play Pogba in a 3 man midfield in all but the toughest games
In order to solve a problem with a talented player not putting in the required effort and regularly switching off mentally, you work hard to ensure they mature and improve; dropping them if they don't.
You don't placate that lack of effort by dropping a productive attacking player to accommodate (in an attacking sense) an unproductive and lazy midfielder.
Pogba is a potentially fantastic box to box midfielder. If he's not ready mentally to start in that role for United then we should drop him in favour of Matic-Herrera.
Having to play 7 defensive players against Huddersfield at home to accommodate Pogba would be lunacy and when as a result our goal output dropped who would be to blame then?
In order to solve a problem with a talented player not putting in the required effort and regularly switching off mentally, you work hard to ensure they mature and improve; dropping them if they don't.
You don't placate that lack of effort by dropping a productive attacking player to accommodate (in an attacking sense) an unproductive and lazy midfielder.
Pogba is a potentially fantastic box to box midfielder. If he's not ready mentally to start in that role for United then we should drop him in favour of Matic-Herrera.
Having to play 7 defensive players against Huddersfield at home to accommodate Pogba would be lunacy and when as a result our goal output dropped who would be to blame then?
"Keep calm and carry on."
Be with someone who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
Don't invest in bitcoin, go for blockchain technology instead.
Don’t piss into the wind.
Dont invent problems for yourself.
Id tell him to get one of those little pet dogs that you can put in a bag and carry about. Take it everywhere, even have it on the touchline as long as it behaves itself.
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Absolutely. It’s the half-baked approach to everything that is so disheartening. This just doesn’t look like the Jose of old.
If I could give Ed and the board one piece of advice right now, it would be to simply back him, painful though it might be.
Grow some balls and tell Sanchez he's playing right wing.
I would say 'Believe' Jose.
Believe in your ability to grow out of your once successful but now outmoded conservatism. You've done well in recruitment but now need to liberate the players in order adapt to today's high press, fluent attacking style. Defensive counter will not work with the skill set the best teams have today.
If you are not great at coaching fluent dynamic formation then don't be afraid to get someone in who can do this for you. Management needs to be proactive and innivative. Believe in change otherwise you and we stagnate.
Believe in your ability to grow out of your once successful but now outmoded conservatism. You've done well in recruitment but now need to liberate the players in order adapt to today's high press, fluent attacking style. Defensive counter will not work with the skill set the best teams have today.
If you are not great at coaching fluent dynamic formation then don't be afraid to get someone in who can do this for you. Management needs to be proactive and innivative. Believe in change otherwise you and we stagnate.