I bet all 5 of those comments are people saying "*you're".
Interesting tweets by footballers | Demba Ba wins thread
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Why couldn't be give them to some needy kids?
They're needy, not desperate.
He better sell those or they'll have an empty stadium.
He’s getting stick for it but I think it’s a pretty sound thing to do..
I think PSG are bringing a few fans so it won't be too deserted
How would they get the tickets, pick them up from his house?
Was thinking that too, left it a bit late..
Cold 
I like it.
Fecking hell
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Brilliant
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Ok now I love this guy, he sure can take a joke
At first I thought he releasing a vibrator
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Damn I just saw this on Twitter and came here to post it... These 3 tweets are pure gold
Is it real?
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An adult wrote that?
it took me a minute to decipher that.
Incredible how illiterate a lot of footballers and ex-footballers are. Or just generally thick as shit.
You don't need higher education to form a sentence. You learn that as a child.
You don't need higher education to form a sentence. You learn that as a child.
Muller seems like he'd be mint to go for a pint with, would be that one getting upto mischief all night.We shouldn't make fun of the dislocated
I think he’d be too much. He wouldn’t have an off switch.
“Yes, Thomas. Very funny. You got me again. I was wrong. Putting your penis in my pint for the 17th time in an hour is still funny. And yes, I saw the picture of another little penis that you drew on it. Yes, yes, very good. You’ve taken my phone and now you’re sending sexts to my dad pretending to be me. Classic.”
I am quite slow, so can someone make this make sense.
I didn't know Rimaldo was called Thomas
@rimaldo would never sext another man’s dad in his name. He’d do that shit face to face, using one of a series of linked phones, all set up in a carefully designed bank known as the Molestation Station.
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Earnestly, if one partook in association football and my central midfield accomplice were the gentleman by the name Thiago, forgive me if one has made an error in the orthography of said individual's name, one would be compelled to pay currency. Football intelligence which one is in possession of for I run, oh my.
Is he praising Thiago or criticising him? I genuinely can't tell.
i knew it was a mistake to tell you about mshq.