The one where he threatened to knock himself out was the best i think
Interesting tweets by footballers | Demba Ba wins thread
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Nah, i knew he'd win the league with them
He speaks English fluently tho, tbf
It’s really triggering how he’s mashed the wrong lines together here
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My mate follows Neville Southall religiously, worships Nev's twitter!
Loved that response to the Columbo question, "I like him mate" - so weird!
Huth seems like quite a funny guy who has genuine good banter with a former team-mate. Rooney's timing on his Tweets suggest he was smashed a lot more than we realised which is quite amusing!
Loved that response to the Columbo question, "I like him mate" - so weird!
Huth seems like quite a funny guy who has genuine good banter with a former team-mate. Rooney's timing on his Tweets suggest he was smashed a lot more than we realised which is quite amusing!
Rooney was definetely shite faced
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Peter Crouch is such a likeable guy. Funny as hell and seems really genuine.
Crouch is someone id love to have a beer with, his tweets are hilarious where as that Mendy fella just seems fake as hell.
How have I not seen this thread before? Absolute gold.
And the absolute state of Dean Windass ffs.
And the absolute state of Dean Windass ffs.
Peter Crouch is a genuinely funny bloke.
Loved those Robert Huth tweets also, so immature and stupid; but so funny. "Nein cock".
Loved those Robert Huth tweets also, so immature and stupid; but so funny. "Nein cock".
I assume he’s talking about incorrect grammar?
Wasn’t it also Peter Crouch who, when asked what’d he be if he wasn’t a footballer, replied, “a virgin”? Seems a funny dude.
Milner's official account has a few funny ones.
Yep.
Crouchy is class on Twitter
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I didn't get it when I saw it last night. I do now Crouchy's ace.
Crouchy's ace.Yes.
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Oh god.
Jermaine Pennat proper scum
Wow. What a prick. And then he signs it off with YAWNTweet
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Response to the bottom tweet: "So fake. Karius would have dropped it."
Jesus. Craig Gardner’s Nan with the plot twist.
"Senseless"