It's Christmas Time

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It's Christmas time
Redcafe is very afraid
This Christmas time, we're conceding goals and can't buy a win
Maybe in January, we can buy Ander Herrera
Until then pray for Carrick, this Christmas time

And there won't be goals at Old Trafford this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is to survive
Where home goals never flow
Not Nani nor Hernandez score
Do they know they're United players at all?
 
It was christmas eve babe
In the bottom half
An old man said to me: won't see another win
And then they sang a song
The rare old moyes' boys
I turned my face away and dreamed about Mou
Got on a lucky run
Scored in added time to win
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s not for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you Moyesy
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true
 
Jingle Bells
Moyesy smells
Robin wants away
Oh what fun
It is to watch
Every fecking Saturday.
 
I don't want a lot for Christmas
there is just one thing we need
We dont care about new sponsors
or Marouane Fellaini
we just want to win at home
more than you could ever know
make our wish come true
all we want for Christmas is two... (midfielders)

Meh, could be better.
 
Moriarty said:
Not as funny as the megastore flogging those silly red and white stick-on reindeer antlers. That's a new low.
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Red and white reindeer antlers you say?! Where can I get them?
 
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Falalalala lalalala
We've no midfield creativity
Falalalala lalalala
Down we go and we've got no prayer
Falala Falala lalala
Coz in the seat we have got Moyesy
Falalalala lalalala
 
Silent night
Playing like shite
Can't buy players
Glazers too tight
There goes Rooney off to Madrid
What a bargain for six million quid
All the supoorters have gorn
All the supporters have gorn
 
God rest ye merry United fans
I see you're in dismay
For we'll be sitting near the bottom
After Boxing Day
For Paddy, Robin and Danny Boy
Have forgotten how to play
And it's tidings of misery and doom
Misery and doom
Sad tidings of misery and doom
 
Moriarty said:
Silent night
Playing like shite
Can't buy players
Glazers too tight
There goes Rooney off to Madrid
What a bargain for six million quid
All the supoorters have gorn
All the supporters have gorn
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:lol: Truly good
 
Baby if you've got to go away
I think the caf
can take the pain
Dont you stay another day
Oh don't leave the midfield like this
Our ballsacks are full of jizz
Dont you stay another day
 
So here it is,
Moyesy's Christmas,
In four games we have not won,
We've got no future now,
It's only just begun.
 
Hey, that David Moyes does an interview
To say we're still in the race
But we're very low down in midtable
Januzaj's our saving grace
4-1 by City stuffed, has Van Persie had enough
Can Moyes stop the misery?

Fellaini's not right, useless hairy shite
Booking counts a damn felony
Rooney saves the day, oh yes yet again
Can Moyes stop the misery?

Kagawa is stuck out there
Out on the left somewhere
Wish he could be central now
But at least he's not Young

Dub a dub a dum dum
Dub a dub a dum
Dub a dum dum dub a dub
Dub a dub a dum

Dub a dub a dum dum
Dub a dub a dum
Dub a dum dum dub a dub
Please sell Anderson
 
Simply, having, a midtable Moyes time.
Simply, having, a midtable Moyes time.
De Gea's in goal.
Rooney's up front.
But we are suddenly
Completely blunt
Simply, having, a midtable Moyes time
 
Christmas Time,
Carrick in his prime,
Playing Shinji out left is a crime,
Giggs should retire, he's fecking 40,
Now's not the time for sentimentality.
 
Knocking around, the bottom 3
Yes, we should have gone for Klopp
Everyone's blaming David Moyes
Cos were twelve points off the top

Knocking around, the bottom 3
Let the top reds do their thing
Kiss goodbye to the champions league
And hello Manish Bhasin

You will get a sentimental feeling, when you see
Chelsea, Arsenal, scouse and city, on a Tuesday on itv
 
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Carrington,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Anderson;
Transfer requests tucked in Moyes' stocking with care,
In hopes that Sir Fergie soon would be there;
...
He sprang to the sideline, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew to Madrid or Partick thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as they flew out of sight—
“I'll just raid Everton, and it will all be alright!”
 
2 Man Midfield said:
Knocking around, the bottom 3
Yes, we should have gone for Klopp
Everyone's blaming David Moyes
Cos were twelve points off the top

Knocking around, the bottom 3
Let the top reds do their thing
Kiss goodbye to the champions league
And hello Manish Bhasin

You will get a sentimental feeling, when you see
Chelsea, Arsenal, scouse and city, on a Tuesday on itv
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:lol:
 
100 said:
It was christmas eve babe
In the bottom half
An old man said to me: won't see another win
And then they sang a song
The rare old moyes' boys
I turned my face away and dreamed about Mou
Got on a lucky run
Scored in added time to win
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s not for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you Moyesy
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true
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:lol:
 
But say a prayer...pray for the chosen one.
He needs more time...it's hard, more when we haven't won.
There's a chance inside the window.
That we will buy and get more here.
It's the only chance we have...If we don't there will be tears
 
Away form is shitty
Our home, just as bad
The manager's clueless
His players are sad

Star players from elsewhere,
Do not want to sign
Some fans are now calling for Moyes to resign

I love you Man United,
this run makes me cry
The message for January is: Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!


..amen

Away in a manger...in case you didn't..
 
Another Moysie droll Christmas
Another..

....oh feck, forgot, we don't do that one anymore.
 
On the first day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
One marginalized Shinji!

On the second day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeee...
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the third day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the sixth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Eight pies for Anderson
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Nine shots to row Z
Eight pies for Anderson
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Ten trysts for Zaha
Nine shots to row Z
Eight pies for Anderson
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeee...
Eleven calls from Fergie
Ten trysts for Zaha
Nine shots to row Z
Eight pies for Anderson
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!

On the first day of Christmas
My Moyesy sent to meeeeeeeeeeeee...
Number twelve: The fans bitching
Eleven calls from Fergie
Ten trysts for Zaha
Nine shots to row Z
Eight pies for Andy
Seven points off top three
Six merked tweets from Rio
Fivvvvvve shits in midfield
Four goals for City
Three balls for Bould
2 weeks til Fletcher
And one marginalized Shinji!
 
Oh three points, elusive you are.
David Moyes, just awful so far.
Sick of reading, Rooney's leaving.
Cause Woodward's not bought a star.
 
100 said:
It was christmas eve babe
In the bottom half
An old man said to me: won't see another win
And then they sang a song
The rare old moyes' boys
I turned my face away and dreamed about Mou
Got on a lucky run
Scored in added time to win
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s not for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you Moyesy
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true
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And the Moyes that the MUFC hired is giving points away...

We'll be down in the bottom half, by Christmas day....
 
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