We invented brexit and we invented the world cup.
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Depends on the Argentina v Poland and Saudi Arabia v Mexico matches. Any of them can finish second.
You also invented Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson
This is better. You've took his trick, flipped it round and done it back to him.
Meh. Satire is meant to be witty. Not monumentally stupid.
As stupid as not knowing the Britons build the pyramids?
The English Sturgeon and Salmond
Which one is which?
Nigel Farage is a Kent and Tommy Robinson is a fictional character.
You've let the whole country down in this thread. How can we laugh at the English when you are taking all the heat from them? Outrageous.
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Dont worry your time will come. Maybe as soon as the next game
Seeing how you failed to pick up that it was satire, despite how very on the nose it was, I can only imagine the “witty” satire you’re on about involves bright stickers and talking very slowly
I got a few great football trivia from the podcast I mentioned in my previous post. My favourite two:
- The football rivalry betweet Argentina and Uruguay begun in 1870, when the cricket clubs of Buenos Aires and Montevideo decides to hold a football match to honor queen Victoria. (Obviously the players were originally from great Britain.)
- Egypt planned to participate in the 1930 world cup. There were no qualifications then. You only needed to show up. Unfortunately, they missed their boat connection in Europe, and had to cancel.
Bring in Mike Smalling.
I dunno, Southgate's 'boring' England terrify me.
Boris was made in America
Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg were made in England…I rest my case
and Rees Mogg was made in the 1500sNot really. He sounded like your average English football fan.
I can and will laugh at them soon enough.
Stop now, you're doing yourself no favours, he was obviously taking the piss.
Not so.If it was intended as satire he needs to try harder.Seeing how you failed to pick up that it was satire, despite how very on the nose it was, I can only imagine the “witty” satire you’re on about involves bright stickers and talking very slowly
I'll feel bad laughing at them while you're in the corner taking the shame spotlight away from them. Our ancestors died so we could have our freedom to laugh at them, stop disrespecting our patriots.
Boris was made in America
So much hate towards the nation that invented football. It’s just sad
They hate us because they ain't us
Sir Gareth is bringing it home
I despise patriots.
You sound like a commie jabroni
And all attempts at humour it appears.
Nah, one man’s humour is another man’s pain in the ass.
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
Fair enough, but lighten up there a wee bit, even if you don't get/like the jokes, just ignore them. This thread is light and good natured so let's keep it that way.
Me bollix. Talk about patronising.
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