The second I heard he walked in the press confrence wearing the Beatles shirt I knew we had another Liverpool goofball at hand.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
The Beatles were shit serial losers too. Fecking clowns, with walruses and shit.
Ooh, I hit a sore spot it seems.
Just trying to come off Niall's summer hit list.
I think Hodgson's problems began when he dressed up as Mick Jagger.
Man City 2:1 Liverpool
Who/what will the bottle strangling twat blame tonight?
Redcafe for parking the Redcafe bus in front of Ederson
The amount of hoofing they did in last 10 minutes. 
They looked desperate and lost all their composure and high pressing stuff once they were losing.
They looked desperate and lost all their composure and high pressing stuff once they were losing.
Here’s to a shitty 2019 for Klopp.
Lousy pitch. All of Manchester was in their own half. It was windy. Goal line technology.
Pep's scarf distracted his players.
Only saw the first half and turned off after that. They looked afraid to press, no? The key reason they beat City 3/4 times last year, pure pressure.
Did he really carry that bottle in his pocket for a preplanned stunt like that? Weird cnut.
That bottle got wanked HARD.
I know we want to see Liverpool's bottle job, but this is ridiculous
And he still failed to get the lid off.
Very very strange thing to do by the Bridesmaid. The way he persisted in wrestling out of his pocket when it got stuck, was weird when he was allegedly being carried away in his moment of raw passion
What did he do?
Definitely, I absolutely despise the cnut. You can see that when he began the celebration he had forgotten about the bottle and then he was like, Oh feck I almost forgot my bottle wanking celebration I've been practicing all week. Cringeworthy!
I would definitely argue that his natural instinct at that moment was to have a wank and he struggled to control that urge.
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He let the mask slip a bit, next thing you know he'll actually be punished fairly for abusing 4th officials and leaving his technical area. They know now that it's not passion, it's a facade.
Did a weird, very rehearsed-looking thing where he pulled a bottle out of his pocket and just gripped it very intensely while celebrating the equaliser.
Also @Damien can we change the thread title to say Bottle Tosser
Hate the way he knows he's making a controversial point so he babbles round it and jumps to another point before taking a breath.
Not happy about the Kompany challenge.
Imagine his horror if/when Ole plays Rojo at Old Trafford.
Imagine his horror if/when Ole plays Rojo at Old Trafford.
At least he can look back at Salah giving Bob the penalty in tough times like these.
Was he shaking that bottle like a bottle of bubbly, as if to suggest they're going to be champions? Or am I reading too much into it, and he was infact just wanking a bottle?
You've been accustomed to Mourinho for too long. It's definitely the latter with Klopp.
This was a one off game and Liverpool had to avoid defeat, a draw wouldn’t have been so bad. So a cup final and we know klopp’s record in finals......he is a bottler!
Thought so. Though I'm not sure which of the two actions make him less of a twat.
He moans an awful lot about refs for someone who's team have benefited massively from referee decisions. VVD should've been sent walking against Napoli with a much worse challenge than what Kompany did.
Exactly. They have benefited more than any team I can think of and he's always saying they got robbed.
This!
Hey, Klopp, here's a song for ya mate
Spot on. I was delighted these dippers lost. Always blaming the ref and yet they get more favorable decisions than any team I can remember. Especially this season.
City outclassed them tonight. They should have scored more than two.
He called Firminho what? Bobby? that doesn't even make sense.
Roberto = bobby
That thread always remind me on the time when everybody here thought about that great character Klopp - and did not understand that we Bayern fans really did not think like that... 
How’re you feeling about the CL tie?That thread always remind me on the time when everybody here thought about that great character Klopp - and did not understand that we Bayern fans really did not think like that...