You need to change your schtick mate.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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He totally looks like a crazed psychopath to me.
I can't shake the feeling that If he hadn't become a football manager, he'd be a serial killer on the level of Ted Bundy or Wayne Gacy or Thanos. Pure evil.
Barcelona were so poorly run that their chief at the time ended up in prison. Smarter clubs would not be paying such a ridiculous amount for Coutinho, who was not amazing even when he was at Liverpool.I've always found it very strange when people say Pool 'were able to commit daylight robbery on Barcelona with Coutinho'......I mean, how does that work? How do you FORCE another club to give you a lot of money for a player? If the potential buyer doesn't like the price quoted they move on, no? And it wasn't exactly free money, Liverpool lost one of their best players when Coutinho buggered off, it weakened them in one area while giving them an opportunity to strengthen in another.....which unfortunately they did, the complete bastards.....also think it was someone else Klopp wanted instead of Salah, but the shitty transfer committee persuaded him otherwise......the even more complete bastards
The reason for that is the fact that Liverpool had a very poor defence of their title in 2021.(some were calling it the worst title defence ever, though they recovered towards the end). That's why the pundits etc underrated them. That season was clearly an anomaly, as their points totals over the past 4 years were 97. 99, 69 and 92. So I'm pretty sure winning the league was a realistic goal for Liverpool at the start of the season.No one gave Pool much of chance of winning the league this season - not one of the multitude of pundits on the BBC had them as first - most of them had Pool in 3rd place. The Caf had em in 4th place on average obviously) and suggest that this current one is a failure is a bit of a stretch, no?
I can see that. I think Pep deserves it mote than Klopp because he actually won the league. But I wouldn't be opposed to Frank or Vieira.
Just because he is one of those, doesn't mean he still can't be the other.
He looks like Lousiana swamp dixie cannibal.
Klopp won two cups on penalties.
His team and tactics weren't good enough to win the games per se.
A great manager???
Quality post??
I'll be honest, I don't know what a Louisiana swamp dixie cannibal looks like, but if it's anything like this:
Then we are in full agreement.
Nightmares.I'll be honest, I don't know what a Louisiana swamp dixie cannibal looks like, but if it's anything like this:
Then we are in full agreement.
I'll be honest, I don't know what a Louisiana swamp dixie cannibal looks like, but if it's anything like this:
Then we are in full agreement.
Are you genuinely questioning if Klopp is a great manager?
Well they've been saying they have 8/9 high quality players and the manager couldn't win the finals with these fantabulous players?
..............and one PL in seven seasons is not such a great record is it?
With +90 points and against a state-backed club.
That's so tough isn't it?
Velveeta teethI'll be honest, I don't know what a Louisiana swamp dixie cannibal looks like, but if it's anything like this:
Then we are in full agreement.
If not for Pep City, Klopp would have won 4 consecutive PL titles by now, or even 5 (2018-2022).
United finished 2nd in 2018 and 2021. We would only have three. We’ve only actually challenged for the league three times under Klopp. We weren’t ready from 2016 to 2018.
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Can we please, please have vomit smilie
Holding his tea like the not normal psychopath he is
I’m not convinced drinking out of a mug with your face on is normal tbh
If my granny had wheels she would be a bike
they've invented being normal
I do not understand how Klopp can become the manager of the year. Liverpool finished as No. 3 last season, so it is not an unexpected achievement that they will become No. 2 this year. They have scored a lot of goals and got many points, but not better results in the league in terms of succes than you might expect.
In my eyes, Brentford's Thomas Frank should be manager of the year. Brentford have the smallest budget in the league and Thomas Frank makes the club become No. 13 in the league as a promoted team.
In my eyes, Brentford's Thomas Frank should be manager of the year. Brentford have the smallest budget in the league and Thomas Frank makes the club become No. 13 in the league as a promoted team.
He’s already started complaining on the quality of the pitch.
... and how much media interested would you have generated giving it to him compared to Klopp?
I agree that T Frank was the best choice. Said it before, these awards are shit. Klopp is an intelligent fellow and has probably already binned it.
I'll be honest, I don't know what a Louisiana swamp dixie cannibal looks like, but if it's anything like this:
Then we are in full agreement.
What's wrong with his teeth
It all means more etc.
Horrible cnuts
Horrible cnuts
Not really.
Klopp cannot be called the normal one when he has got that Valencia offside goal tattooed to his tits just in case anyone ever forgets it
Real Madrid win Champions League final
Three cup finals this season. No goals scored in any of them. You’ll not hear a peep about it in the Scouse-fellating media, though.
Whats up bro?
feck off, Velveeta teeth!
feck off, Klopp, you twat.
Quadralolz!!