Unless City implode more than us (unlikely) it's a breeze for them to season. Our injuries are back to normal levels too. 
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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Time for the players to develop severe asthma.Unless City implode more than us (unlikely) it's a breeze for them to season. Our injuries are back to normal levels too.
The pitch was too pitchy.
The pitch was dry 
Can’t believe Liverpool have injuries it’s unheard of
inhaler elbow?
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Heard one of thier ex players on 5 live yesterday saying that liverpool would have a massive advantage over city when they win this weekend, and that it was such a tight race that this advantage could prove decisive.
So by that logic, title race over?
Just came here to say, feck off you scouse cnuts
Heard this too
They looked poor today.
Klopp is finished.
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Goofy won't get to Istanbul after performances like that
Plucky Liverpool were unfortunate to not win against big spending Fulham.
My pitch is too dry looking at his ugly sad mug, fecking hell.
Did Fulham have hairdryers out to manually dry the pitch to a level Klopp and his team have never experienced?
Crafty Cottagers
What a fecking sniveling cnut.
New season... same old excuses
They were always heavy favourites anyway. They’ve won 4 out of the last 5, and 6 out of the last 11.Unless City implode more than us (unlikely) it's a breeze for them to season. Our injuries are back to normal levels too.
Klopp did well pushing them hard for the past few years and managing one league title. More than I expect from anyone this year, or most years going forward.
He is Arsene wenger of this era. Good manager but always making excuses when things don't go well. Hopefully like wenger he takes pool to 4th place trophy era.
To be honest I can’t put a description of Klopp better than this
Klopp saying the could have won if they had luck, the don't have much luck. He needs to take a look at the luck of his teams two goals today, lucked two goals, lucky to get a point
He does come out with some whopper’s when we don’t have a good game/result.
What will he blame this time
"The ref sending off one of our players changed the dynamic of the game"
Pitch invader, Anderson for diving, the weather, the ref, the media
Book those tickets
Palace draw: “Everything went against us. There was a witch in the building”
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Weren’t they at home?!?
This thread has fuel for a few weeks now
Add it to the wheel of excuses! The gift that keeps on giving
I get him, I touch my beard too when I'm nervous.
why do you let him touch your beard?
he’s just doing what all good mangers do and taking the focus off the players and putting it on a witch. brendan rodgers does the same with rebekah vardy.