Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

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Klopp seems like a decent guy and we'd probably adore him if he were at Utd, but my god when he doesn't win it's off putting. I get it that no-one likes to lose but at least try to bite your tongue most of the time and not look too whiny or too much of an asshat about it. Once in a while tantrum is forgivable but he does it regularly to the point it's a meme
 

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If pool somehow screw this up then I can't wait to see the meltdown this weatherman will have.
 

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To be fair to him there are some new ones. VVD has lost 4 kg!

And we have our new title for this thread, Van Dijk has lost 4kg! :lol:
 

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I just realised that Klopp is the only football person that I hate with a passion. Guys like Pep, Mancini, The Waiter, Aguero, Kompany don't even come close.
Been saying this for ages, he's fecking weird. I'm certain he has some form of ADHD, he's a million miles an hour when worked up.

He's not got the mental capacity to deal with a title race, fair enough he won Bundesliga but that's not the Premier league, more attention, more media circus, he's cracking up.

There has to be a reason he's so unsuccessful in finals, why does he lose,so often when the pressure is cranked up.
 

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Isn't he bringing the game into disrepute
Shouldn't that be a fine or ban?
 

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Please tell me you guys watched his presser? He kept saying 'I am fine, we are fine' :lol:

He's cracking up!
 

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"We can't possibly be expected to win the game, Virgil has had the trots all week."
 

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Is there a less likeable manager in world football? All smiles and silly laughs when they are winning, but as soon as something goes against them, he is absolutely awful. Hopefully this is something the media will pick up on and actually start to criticize him for - not holding my breath though.
 
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How do the Liverpool supporters on the Caf feel about this man's continued moaning? A little embarrassed?
Takes the shine off a pretty good season doesn't it..
 

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Some element of backtracking in that. But where you have to believe that no one has mentioned the LIV goal being offside during the previous hour & a quarter.

Also, Pellegrini has wiped the floor with him & isn't a fan by the sounds of it - :lol:.
 

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Imagine Klopp being in charge of Liverpool Ladies team, he will publicly point out players is in PMS and blame the human nature for any eventual defeat.
 

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"The officials who gave us a goal and tried to give us a winner were against us, van Dijk lost 9lbs in a single trip to the toilet and the Goodison Cat cast a spell on our midfield. We go again, la"
 

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Is there a less likeable manager in world football? All smiles and silly laughs when they are winning, but as soon as something goes against them, he is absolutely awful. Hopefully this is something the media will pick up on and actually start to criticize him for - not holding my breath though.
I think he's the worst to be honest. Even Benitez wasn't as bad as he is. He's a front runner.
 

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He has admitted the goal was offside. He also admitted WH had to score one more with that header, so we were lucky. And that we didn't deserve to win.
But surely you won't get those quotes in the feeds you're subscribed to, and keep writing he never acknowledges beneficial ref mistakes or his team playing poorly.
 

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Didn't watch it as thought they would steamroller Westham but seen the clips in the match day thread, how can he moan about the refereeing when they've basically gained a point from a goal that was offside and nearly got another at the end.

Question to the Liverpool fans on this forum- IF you throw away the league (unfortunately I think you'll still win) and don't win the CL at what point do you start to question Klopp? The FA cup was winnable but he chose to sacrifice that. What if you end up finishing the season empty handed?
 

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He has admitted the goal was offside. He also admitted WH had to score one more with that header, so we were lucky. And that we didn't deserve to win.
But surely you won't get those quotes in the feeds you're subscribed to, and keep writing he never acknowledges beneficial ref mistakes or his team playing poorly.
He implied the refs gave West Ham everything in the second half because they made a mistake in the first.
 

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He has admitted the goal was offside. He also admitted WH had to score one more with that header, so we were lucky. And that we didn't deserve to win.
But surely you won't get those quotes in the feeds you're subscribed to, and keep writing he never acknowledges beneficial ref mistakes or his team playing poorly.
That's because his head has cooled down and is doing some PR work to avoid a fine.
 

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He has admitted the goal was offside. He also admitted WH had to score one more with that header, so we were lucky. And that we didn't deserve to win.
But surely you won't get those quotes in the feeds you're subscribed to, and keep writing he never acknowledges beneficial ref mistakes or his team playing poorly.
He rambles that much so how do you keep track?
He has this habit of rambling on, inserting his idiocy between logic and praise to disguise what he's saying.
You just fell for it.
 

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I get why he’s saying it. It’s all about deflecting from the team and the performance which wasn’t very good.

He’s coming out with some astonishing BS though.
 

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He implied the refs gave West Ham everything in the second half because they made a mistake in the first.
The ref was shit all night but they gained the ultimate edge tonight. I don't remember the last match I watched were the ref wasn't bad for both sides.
 

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I get why he’s saying it. It’s all about deflecting from the team and the performance which wasn’t very good.

He’s coming out with some astonishing BS though.
Yeah it's the same shite most top managers come out with. He's just not really sticking the landing.
 

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Yeah it's the same shite most top managers come out with. He's just not really sticking the landing.
It’s not even good BS though. He can’t blame fitness issues when the team we’re playing has a tonne of their first teasers out as well.
 

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What an utterly stupid decision it was to loan Clyne. I don't know the full details of that deal but they really could do with him right now.
 

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I get why he’s saying it. It’s all about deflecting from the team and the performance which wasn’t very good.

He’s coming out with some astonishing BS though.
I don't think you do. He's saying it because he wears his heart on his sleeve and is an emotional person. It's very obvious when looking at how he interacted with the refs and Pelegrini after the whistle. This is not some masterful deflection. He brought up illnesses from players and mentioned Van Dijk losing weight, that accomplishes nothing.
 

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We have an expression, he has a cheek like a shoe. Imagine having the cheek to complain about refereeing today.
We have one too, it goes: Klopps a cnut.

Sounds more beautiful with a Norfolk twang though.
 

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What an utterly stupid decision it was to loan Clyne. I don't know the full details of that deal but they really could do with him right now.
He’s being overrated slightly. I mean he’s still a RB but he’s like Lallana, constantly at about 70%. I think he would’ve had similar troubles if he was playing. Probably would’ve been better than sticking Henderson at RB though.

TAA should be back for Bournemouth though.