Self-inflicted wound by the man-child. He has more than an enough wealth to live out a wonderful life out of the spotlight, and given the absence of any interest in him that's his likely fate for the next 60 years or so of his life. But if he really wants to get back onto the pitch, he might want to market himself to an MLS club. The Americans love English footballers and I'm sure he could handle, at least physically, the demands of playing for the Portland Timbers or LAFC. But psychologically, none of us have any idea where his mind is at these days, such is the humiliation he has subjected himself to.