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Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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His journalism is improving as well considering it’s his third job after window cleaning and being a general jobs worth c@nt
I'd wager you're absolutely spot on.
Why do we do that? Just say six years ffs
Because the additional year doesn’t have to be triggered, just gives the club that protection if required
We're way past that stage, mate.
Don't suppose you've got a Kleenex handy?
Congratulations @cyberman , I'm going to be a father soon, baby coming out in October. Bought Manchester United baby rompers when I visited Old Trafford last year.
Should I name my son Ahmad Sancho?
Should I name my son Ahmad Sancho?
As much as it’s bad for the players, I am so happy next season isn’t far away.
I was in the process of unzipping and even busted out the lube. But sounds like I'll have to zip up for the time being
@cyberman, you can order that little United shirt tomorrow for your baby. Congrats to you.
Romano SanchoCongratulations @cyberman , I'm going to be a father soon, baby coming out in October. Bought Manchester United baby rompers when I visited Old Trafford last year.
Should I name my son Ahmad Sancho?
Congrats to the pair of ya. Go to bed now would be my advice and get that sweet sweet precious sleep.
So the fee is agreed at £108m. The contract is agreed. All that’s waiting is how we pay the money and Dortmund have publicly said that they will accept 108m however it comes.. Surely nobody is still worried that this isn’t absolutely done?
Kleenex what do you think I am? A caveman? The modern muppet surely invests in a fleshlight. Machine washable.
Yeah, I was only quoting his wages for one season. Even if Sancho gets £150-200k a week we’ll be making savings.
So when are we thinking for the announcement? Has to be on the 7th surely?
Doing the lords work mate. Thank you.
Of course. Your child’s middle should be JadonCongratulations @cyberman , I'm going to be a father soon, baby coming out in October. Bought Manchester United baby rompers when I visited Old Trafford last year.
Should I name my son Ahmad Sancho?
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11:59pm on the 9th to make Dortmund sweat.
Put Woodward as his middle nameCongratulations @cyberman , I'm going to be a father soon, baby coming out in October. Bought Manchester United baby rompers when I visited Old Trafford last year.
Should I name my son Ahmad Sancho?
He is such a good fit with our other young forwards as well. Four interchangeable, mobile, exciting attacking players.
Sancho Martial Rashford
Greenwood Martial Rashford
Sancho Greenwood Rashford
Sancho Greenwood Martial
Greenwood Martial Sancho
So many combinations for next season!
Thank you glazers, Woodward and the rest of the board of this move goes though.
We have continuously broken the transfer records for defenders, midfielder and attackers in less than five years post Sir Alex. Now we just need a manager that can reap the benefits of these significant investment.
Even though, Sancho is a world class player that will improve our already lethal attack, I would have used our funds differently especially if we have a budget of £100m - £150m. Other areas of our team needs to be addressed with quality backup and perhaps even starters depending on questions mark put Matic and Linderlof
We have continuously broken the transfer records for defenders, midfielder and attackers in less than five years post Sir Alex. Now we just need a manager that can reap the benefits of these significant investment.
Even though, Sancho is a world class player that will improve our already lethal attack, I would have used our funds differently especially if we have a budget of £100m - £150m. Other areas of our team needs to be addressed with quality backup and perhaps even starters depending on questions mark put Matic and Linderlof
I cant wait to see how he gets on. Most exciting signing since Rooney?
Don't think there’s been a deal I’ve been as excited about since Rooney in 2004.
I’m staying unzipped, just going to let it hang out until it’s completely done.I was in the process of unzipping and even busted out the lube. But sounds like I'll have to zip up for the time being
Sancho can play in Bruno's position too should latter ever need a rest or has some form issues. His passing is very good, think people will be surprised to see how good he is at pulling the strings. Some may argue it's his best position.
You forgot to mention Pochettino.
Don't....I still haven't recovered from us missing Ronaldinho over £1.5m
Pogba for me, hysterical hype on that signing.
Pogba sign a new contract mate.
I got tired
Keep seeing posters talking about our front three next season and listing Rashford as the CF as an option...that won't happen, not how god-awful he was there when Martial was out
The way I see it is a straight fight between Rashford, Greenwood and Sancho for the two wide forward positions. With Sancho being the expensive new poster boy signing and Mason looking un-droppable, I'd say Rashford needs to be nervous...
That being said, there are plenty of games for all four of them, especially with CL
The way I see it is a straight fight between Rashford, Greenwood and Sancho for the two wide forward positions. With Sancho being the expensive new poster boy signing and Mason looking un-droppable, I'd say Rashford needs to be nervous...
That being said, there are plenty of games for all four of them, especially with CL
Rashford has played well through the middle previously. When he played there last season he had no Pogba and no Bruno supplying him. He had Mata on the right and James on the left as his creative wingers.
Greenwood will mostly be the one to drop to the bench. It's not a problem as he's only 18 years and will still play a lot of games as a starter and as a sub. Injuries happen too.
This.
We were the form team for the last third of the season, that's no fluke.
This. What a summer it would be.
I think there would be a mass-muppet meltdown if we waited that long....
24 combinations I think:
Sancho Martial Rashford
Sancho Martial Greenwood
Sancho Rashford Martial
Sancho Rashford Greenwood
Sancho Greenwood Martial
Sancho Greenwood Rashford
Martial Sancho Rashford
Martial Sancho Greenwood
Rashford Sancho Martial
Rashford Sancho Greenwood
Greenwood Sancho Martial
Greenwood Sancho Rashford
Martial Rashford Sancho
Martial Greenwood Sancho
Rashford Martial Sancho
Rashford Greenwood Sancho
Greenwood Martial Sancho
Greenwood Rashford Sancho
Martial Rashford Greenwood
Martial Greenwood Rashford
Rashford Martial Greenwood
Rashford Greenwood Martial
Greenwood Martial Rashford
Greenwood Rashford Martial
Pogba for me.
Woody would need a wheelbarrow to carry his balls around in if he did thatI think there would be a mass-muppet meltdown if we waited that long....
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