Film James Bond is the Worst Spy In the Entire World...

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....Everyone knows who he is. Everyone. He's terrible.

Incidentally, The Man With The Golden Gun is on iTV now. Quality Street. Roger Moore's Eyebrows > Brando.
 
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I own the collection, but I am watching it anyway. It would be downright disrespectful to do otherwise.
 

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I particularly like how high Roger's wearing his trousers ....And how he's just mentioned that "very few people haven't heard of Bond" whilst pretending to be Scaramanga....You're a Spy you pillow!...Be a spy. Honestly, pscchhh.
 

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This is some epic Kung Fu right here....I like how Roger hit his "screaming in pain" cue's just before he was actually hit. Brilliant.
 

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Roger Moore is God...incidentally 'You Only Live Twice' is my favourite bond film
 

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'A View to a Kill' is probably the worst Bond. Grace Jones as a love interest, and Roger is 78.
 

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I'm not quite sure why he's chasing him here...he just needed to follow him. You see? Worst spy ever.
 

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Oh and why did they have to ruin that awesome car stunt in this by adding that silly kazoo sound effect?

Britt Ekland looked mighty fine in this btw.
 

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Quality movie.

They played the Original Casino Royale a few weeks back. I don't really like that one.
 

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....Everyone knows who is is. Everyone. He's terrible.

Incidentally, The Man With The Golden Gun is on iTV now. Quality Street. Roger Moore's Eyebrows > Brando.
love the Bond films can and have watched them over and over.
The Moore films have a comic quailty that the rest dont have , some of the best one liners ever.
 

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The Moore films have a comic quailty that the rest dont have , some of the best one liners ever.
And he killed himself according to Colin Farrell.

"Goodnite?"

"She's just coming sir..."

Goodnite?!?"

"Goodnight sir"

Quailty

It's still not as good as "What the devil is he doing?" "I think he's attempting re-entry sir" from Moonraker. Classic
 

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"You're the fecking shittest James Bond ever! You're David fecking Niven!"
 

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That car jump over the river is considered to be one of the best car stunts ever.
 

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Anyone who liked Quantum of Solace should have their eyes poked out and their eardrums burst for their own benefit.
 

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....Everyone knows who is is. Everyone. He's terrible.

Incidentally, The Man With The Golden Gun is on iTV now. Quality Street. Roger Moore's Eyebrows > Brando.
You could argue he was ahead of his time, what with having a camera crew follow him around the whole time to document everything that happens during his case. He was truly born for the reality TV generation...
 

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Anyone who liked Quantum of Solace should have their eyes poked out and their eardrums burst for their own benefit.
I liked Quantum of Solace mainly because I can understand what they are trying to do with the franchise alongside Casino Royale(Bond begins if you like).

Should I leave my door open so you can pay me a visit?