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Absolutely baffles me how Lingard can be asked to take part in adverts such as Lynx and FIFA. Surely they can find better players to help push their brand.
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Why wouldn't you want your brand associated with this?
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Don't worry lads. I'm sure he'll have a productive December. That should be enough to keep him in the lineup for another year.
Keep posting the same thing every day forever more
I bet he even manages to sell one item of clothing a month to some poor lost soul.
I would honestly give him his own counter at the club shop on matchdays
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I wouldn’t even give him that. I’d give him a job flipping burgers outside the ground.
Let's be honest, whoever's buying JLingz merchandise doesn't really know anything about football.
It's ok, he might actually contribute something soon then these can stop.
I wonder who they CGI’d Jesses’s head on to.
Not a nice thing to say about 7 year olds.
The banter era continues.
It's true though, they're only slightly more knowledgeable than David Moyes.
Have you run out of excuses for him yet?
It’s been a bloody long era. We’ve been bantered since SAF retired.
He can’t even get injured while playing for England. Useless.
He's got a good agent to get him on a FIFA advert, shows how clueless the suits at EA are.
The only player who scores and/or assists once every Blue Moon.
Glorious stats. How blessed we are to have him.
Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Wolves, Everton & Leicester fans all love this guy playing for us. First name in the teamsheet!!
You like Lingard?
Is this guy the milk delivery guy? Ohhhh, so that’s the reason he still plays for us.
You're hoping one of our players gets fecking injured? How are you not banned yet?
Other than Ronaldo and Messi, Lingard is true definition of consistency, rarely does any player get the exact same stats all the time, in almost every game, over weeks and months and years.
The kicks only matter when you take them well on insta, twitter and ea hq
Fergie would have taken him off with a red face, then tell him to grow the feck up.
Because he has a great social media brand. Similar to David Luiz who has a great brand but a shit defender.
@haram is his grandpa.
Unbelievable stats. Blessed to have him in our team. He’s so productive.
He is similar odds to James opening the scoring on Saturday 10/1 James or 12/1 Lingard. Gonna have to think long and hard about that .
Has to be related at least.
I can't understand for what other reason someone would defend the shit Lingard has regularly produced.
Not liking or rating Lingard is fair enough. I think he's shite too. But hoping any of our players get injured is disgraceful.
Exactly, we know what he brings to the table running, beanz and more beanz.
Purple patch in 2017-18, guess who was the manager? Its all 4d, 5d chess.
Honestly, these statistics are absolutely fecking frightening. This is not some 18yr old squad player - this fraud is earning 100k a week and is a regular first-team player who is playing at least 30mins a game, if not starting. This is downright disgusting and a huge symbol for the mediocrity we have settled for in this squad, when Jesse Lingard with these statistics is often starting games in a highly influential role on the pitch. And we wonder why we are shite?
Why isn't there any stats on how many clever runs and intelligent finding of space included in that?
How dare you forget Pre Assists
I think Jesse needs to start dong his patented celebration after every pre-assist, clever run and swivel of intelligence just because his quality is getting missed by some people. He needs to highlight them more.
On a more serious note he's gonna be here for at least another year. The only hope is that he'll get used less and less.
I guess I could hope he turns good too but I'm trying to stick to the most realistic prospects.
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