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Jesse Lingard 2019-20 Performances

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  1. Sep 9, 2019

    MyOnlySolskjaer Creator of Player Performance threads

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  2. Sep 9, 2019

    Martialfc New Member

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    Absolutely baffles me how Lingard can be asked to take part in adverts such as Lynx and FIFA. Surely they can find better players to help push their brand.
  3. Sep 10, 2019

    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    Why wouldn't you want your brand associated with this?
  4. Sep 10, 2019

    Ole90+3 Full Member

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    Don't worry lads. I'm sure he'll have a productive December. That should be enough to keep him in the lineup for another year.
  5. Sep 10, 2019

    Crashoutcassius Full Member

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    Keep posting the same thing every day forever more
  6. Sep 10, 2019

    redshaw Full Member

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    I bet he even manages to sell one item of clothing a month to some poor lost soul.

    I would honestly give him his own counter at the club shop on matchdays
  7. Sep 10, 2019

    Martialfc New Member

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    I would honestly give him his own counter at the club shop on matchdays[/QUOTE]

    I wouldn’t even give him that. I’d give him a job flipping burgers outside the ground.
  8. Sep 10, 2019

    Raw Full Member

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    Let's be honest, whoever's buying JLingz merchandise doesn't really know anything about football.
  9. Sep 10, 2019

    JoaquinJoaquin Full Member

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    It's ok, he might actually contribute something soon then these can stop.
  10. Sep 10, 2019

    Andersons Dietician Full Member

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    I wonder who they CGI’d Jesses’s head on to.
  11. Sep 10, 2019

    Pace Abuser Full Member

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    Not a nice thing to say about 7 year olds.
  12. Sep 10, 2019

    GifLord The gif that keeps on giffing

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    The banter era continues. :(
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    Siorac Full Member

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    It's true though, they're only slightly more knowledgeable than David Moyes.
  14. Sep 10, 2019

    Robbie Boy Full Member

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    Have you run out of excuses for him yet?
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    Robbie Boy Full Member

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    It’s been a bloody long era. We’ve been bantered since SAF retired.
  16. Sep 10, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    He can’t even get injured while playing for England. Useless.
  17. Sep 11, 2019

    luke511 Full Member

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    He's got a good agent to get him on a FIFA advert, shows how clueless the suits at EA are.
  18. Sep 11, 2019

    haram Full Member

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    feck off.
  19. Sep 11, 2019

    tenpoless Full Member

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    The only player who scores and/or assists once every Blue Moon.
  20. Sep 11, 2019

    SAFMUTD Full Member

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    :drool::drool::drool:
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    Majima Full Member

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    Glorious stats. How blessed we are to have him. :drool:
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    manunited1919 Full Member

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    Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Wolves, Everton & Leicester fans all love this guy playing for us. First name in the teamsheet!!
  23. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    You like Lingard?
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    manunited1919 Full Member

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    Is this guy the milk delivery guy? Ohhhh, so that’s the reason he still plays for us.
  25. Sep 11, 2019

    haram Full Member

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    You're hoping one of our players gets fecking injured? How are you not banned yet?
  26. Sep 11, 2019

    RedRonaldo Full Member

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    Other than Ronaldo and Messi, Lingard is true definition of consistency, rarely does any player get the exact same stats all the time, in almost every game, over weeks and months and years.
  27. Sep 11, 2019

    ayushreddevil9 Full Member

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    The kicks only matter when you take them well on insta, twitter and ea hq
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    tenpoless Full Member

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    Fergie would have taken him off with a red face, then tell him to grow the feck up.
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    Foxtrot New Member

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    Because he has a great social media brand. Similar to David Luiz who has a great brand but a shit defender.
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    Kostov Full Member

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    @haram is his grandpa.
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    Freak Born a freak always a freak.

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    Unbelievable stats. Blessed to have him in our team. He’s so productive.
  32. Sep 11, 2019

    fergiesarmy1 Full Member

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    He is similar odds to James opening the scoring on Saturday 10/1 James or 12/1 Lingard. Gonna have to think long and hard about that .
  33. Sep 11, 2019

    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    Has to be related at least.

    I can't understand for what other reason someone would defend the shit Lingard has regularly produced.
  34. Sep 11, 2019

    ArjenIsM3 Full Member

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    Not liking or rating Lingard is fair enough. I think he's shite too. But hoping any of our players get injured is disgraceful.
  35. Sep 11, 2019

    romufc Full Member

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    Exactly, we know what he brings to the table running, beanz and more beanz.
  36. Sep 11, 2019

    roonster09 Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018 Scout

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    Purple patch in 2017-18, guess who was the manager? Its all 4d, 5d chess.
  37. Sep 11, 2019

    Alabaster Codify7 Full Member

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    Honestly, these statistics are absolutely fecking frightening. This is not some 18yr old squad player - this fraud is earning 100k a week and is a regular first-team player who is playing at least 30mins a game, if not starting. This is downright disgusting and a huge symbol for the mediocrity we have settled for in this squad, when Jesse Lingard with these statistics is often starting games in a highly influential role on the pitch. And we wonder why we are shite?
  38. Sep 11, 2019

    opopop New Member

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    Why isn't there any stats on how many clever runs and intelligent finding of space included in that?
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    Djemba-Djemba Full Member

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    How dare you forget Pre Assists
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    opopop New Member

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    I think Jesse needs to start dong his patented celebration after every pre-assist, clever run and swivel of intelligence just because his quality is getting missed by some people. He needs to highlight them more.

    On a more serious note he's gonna be here for at least another year. The only hope is that he'll get used less and less.

    I guess I could hope he turns good too but I'm trying to stick to the most realistic prospects.