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Jesse Lingard 2019-20 Performances

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  1. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    I know well enough we should never hope one of our players gets injured, but I just can’t help myself, and just have to make an exception in his case.
  2. Sep 11, 2019

    Bwuk Full Member

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    Because Lingards footballing ability is linked directly to his customers fashion sense. Right.

    Popular player (based off of his social reach), and is active on social channels. Not a real surprise.

    Idiotic post. Wishing harm on another man for no reason other than you don't like him.
  3. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    What is disgraceful is the fact Lingard is on our team AND is getting starts.
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    manunited1919 Full Member

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    I’m not wishing harm on him. Being injured part of the time is normal for many athletes.
  5. Sep 11, 2019

    ArjenIsM3 Full Member

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    Right so if you were bad at your job you wouldn't have any problem with people wanting you to be hospitalized then. You're wishing physical harm (that's what an injury is!) on someone just because he isn't very good at his job. It's ridiculous. You could have just said you hope Ole will drop him (which he already has done) or something similar.
  6. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    It is normal for athletes to spend part of the season with some kind of injury. It’s not normal for a working person to be hospitalized. I’m not saying I wish a leg break or any kind of serious injury. He just needs to be completely away from our first team for a while, he is that bad.
  7. Sep 11, 2019

    Bwuk Full Member

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    You are wishing injury upon him. Harm = injury.

    Grow up.
  8. Sep 11, 2019

    El Zoido Full Member

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    Who knew that he wasn’t doing his initials with that celebration, he was actually indicating the amount of goals he’ll score in a 12 month period. Prophetic.
  9. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    I stand by what I said. It’s my opinion, just deal with it.
  10. Sep 11, 2019

    NJM78 Full Member

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    If he gets rewarded for consistent mediocrity with a new contract then I will just give up all hope about this club having a fecking clue about what it is doing.
  11. Sep 11, 2019

    Kostov Full Member

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    It would be the biggest indicator about how incompetent are the people making the decisions at the club and reminder why we are the 6-7th team in the country.
  12. Sep 11, 2019

    King Andow New Member

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    We all know he will. Ole loves him and he's a poster boy, somehow. If Jones got a fat one, JLingz will too. Hope I'm wrong.
  13. Sep 11, 2019

    Alabaster Codify7 Full Member

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    Is there potentially something more to this? Perhaps Ole's identified that there's a real English/British clique that is an ever present at the club and his best chance of stopping any downing of tools is to keep the British contingent happy?

    I'm probably barking up the wrong tree in a desperate attempt to make any sense of awarding a shitehouse like Lingard another bumper new deal.
  14. Sep 11, 2019

    Hip Hop New Member

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    Lingard makes me believe that i could have played for United. I hate that thinking because then i feel very frustrated. I thought i had moved on about the failure of being a pro but the sight of him on the pitch give me a false hope and that's painful.

    I hate you JLingz.
  15. Sep 11, 2019

    haram Full Member

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    feck off you complete twat.
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    haram Full Member

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    Instead of condemning a poster for hoping Lingard gets injured people are more concerned with me defending Jesse :houllier:.

    You guys are both disgusting and pathetic.
  17. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    And rightfully so. He does not belong in a club with any aspirations of being top level competitors.
  18. Sep 11, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    We have dropped enough points. He belongs in the stands.
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    AFC NimbleThumb Full Member

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    These sorts of comments deserve moderation.

    This forum is a shambles at times.
  20. Sep 11, 2019

    Hawks2008 Full Member

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    Dude is a waste of space and I despise his status as a regular starter, but I still don't wish injury on him. Poor form.
  21. Sep 11, 2019

    Majima Full Member

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    I'd like to think it's just a bit of a tasteless joke and a bad day or something.

    I know we're all frustrated with Lingard.

    Criticise his performances to your hearts content, heck i'll even join you but wishing harm on him is crossing the line. Please don't do that.
  22. Sep 12, 2019

    Schneckerl Full Member

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    This stuff pisses me off so much. People focus way too much on irrelevant stats instead of watching the game.
  23. Sep 12, 2019

    manunited1919 Full Member

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    Let me be clear, I am not wishing him harm. What I do wish is for him to be on the stands, where he will no longer harm our football or cause us to drop points. I hope Ole will make a decision, remove him from the match day team, and thus fulfill my wish. That would be the best way to fulfill my wish not to see him in the matchday team.
  24. Sep 12, 2019

    Theo88 New Member

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    How is this irrelevant exactly. His is an offensive player plays behind the strikers and part of the top 3. His inability to create chances or score goal is clearly one of the reasons we're so bad. It's not as if someone told him just pass the ball back to the defenders all the time or avoid placing shoots. It's plain simple. Yeah he makes runs. So what. Get Usain bolt to play instead of lingard. Kind of feels our jlignzz is is the wrong sport
  25. Sep 12, 2019

    McGrathsipan Full Member

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    Hes an attacker so the stats are relevant.

    Lingaard is a poor player.
  26. Sep 12, 2019

    NJM78 Full Member

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    I don't need to read any stats to know what a limited player he is. My eyes will suffice.
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    Godfather Full Member

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    Assists and goals. Yeah proper irrelevant stats for an attacker.
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    horsechoker Sailor vee, this is a right off.

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    You say lack of attacking output, I say silent domination :cool:
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    Rozay Master of Hindsight

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    I’m not in the wishing injury camp or anything, but I do agree, and this is generally speaking, not even Lingard related, that is is extremely precious and fecking dramatic to be coming out with all that ‘disgusting’ and ‘wishing harm’ stuff about the comment made above.

    As mentioned, injuries are a regular part of the game, and I never see anyone show human compassion for Phil Jones when he is injured yet again, it is either greeted with irritation/anger simply due to his latest unavailability for the team (as opposed to concern that the ‘poor man is hurt’) or a joke is simply made of it. A man wanting/not caring Jesse to get a strained calf or something is hardly disgusting. Nor is it ‘disgusting’ in a regular day job to think to yourself ‘I hope Dave has a cold tomorrow and can’t come in’ if you were both due to give a big presentation for the same promotion or something.
  30. Sep 12, 2019

    Adam-Utd Part of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

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    Wow you've really been brainwashed haven't you. There is nothing more important than goals or assists.
  31. Sep 12, 2019

    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    Is this a wum?
  32. Sep 12, 2019

    Kurton New Member

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    This surely has to be sarcasm. Good one.
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    haram Full Member

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    :houllier:
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    Crashoutcassius Full Member

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    it really isn't. people are just so emotional about lingard these past few months they stop thinking. evidence of that should be the busy player performance thread with probably 15 pages since he last started for united 3 weeks ago
  35. Sep 12, 2019

    Kurton New Member

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    Come on, how are goals and assists irrelevant to a forward at a club like Utd. Even at lower mid-table clubs, the fans would be fuming at the kinds of performances he is producing. Its beyond even average. Nowadays he can't even control the ball. At any other top club, he would be booed off the pitch. It will get really ugly for him if he doesn't sort out his productivity.
  36. Sep 12, 2019

    clarkydaz Full Member

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    The guy is tragic. Even in pre season he was being shown up by the younger players who barely get a look in. And people wonder why we are a midtable club
  37. Sep 13, 2019

    NinjaZombie Punched the air when Liverpool beat City

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    Why are there talks of him getting a new contract? If anything, we should run down his current one and sell him to Sunderland or something.
  38. Sep 13, 2019

    Fridge chutney Full Member

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    125k/ week should be enough to keep him happy. I can smell a breakout season for him.
  39. Sep 13, 2019

    ayushreddevil9 Full Member

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    Fixed it for you
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2019
  40. Sep 13, 2019

    redcafe_reader New Member

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    I think his new contract is inevitable. He's the face of United now and our manager and one of our most important player (Rashford) loves him.