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2021-22 Performances


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5.2 Season Average Rating
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El Zoido

Full Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2013
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10,547
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UK
I simply cannot fathom what he was thinking with that pass. Regardless of the negative tactics, we’d got away with a point until this.
 

Robaldo

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Newbie
Joined
Jun 25, 2015
Messages
253
No excuse for playing a pass that casual in the 95th minute when you're down to 10 men.

Also bizarre on two counts, A that he's still at the club and B that he was subbed on.
 

Giant Midget

Aka - rooney_10119
Joined
Aug 2, 2008
Messages
4,660
wonder why he didn’t do his celebration after the assist today? you have a brand to build, Jesse. It ain’t gonna build itself
 

Sparky_Hughes

Volleyer
Joined
Mar 26, 2008
Messages
15,182
I briefly considered maybe I was wrong and others were right, that he could be a useful squad player. I was a fecking idiot. He can't.
 

bosnian_red

Worst scout to ever exist
Joined
Aug 13, 2011
Messages
44,326
Location
Canada
Feel bad for him. It was an awful mistake, but I can see him going back to dark place and you just don't like to see that.
 

Idxomer

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Aug 3, 2014
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He really thinks he's much better than he actually is, the delusional clown.
 

saivet

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Feb 22, 2013
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20,484
Shame about the mistake. I hope his confidence isn't shattered as he can be a good squad player for us.
 

NK86

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Sep 16, 2012
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9,546
No idea why is he getting minutes when he wasn't even in the plan. It's not like he has been brilliant before this. Squarely on Ole. Greenwood is in terrific form and he is not even subbed in.
 

Manny

Grammar Police
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Jul 7, 2014
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4,578
He's shown for a good while that he's not cut out for this club but he's still here.

And I was so hopeful that West Ham were going to take him
 
Joined
Sep 23, 2017
Messages
1,572
29 year old manchild who has to be babied through the season according to his current mood (oh we have to hype him up to get Jesse confident again, we have to get Jesse smiling again, we have to get Jesse enoying his football again, we have to get Jesse etc)

He's played maybe a handful of decent games for us in the last 2 years - has never been remotely close to world class, even at his very best. It said it all when he opted to stay here on a fat wage instead of going to a team who would play him regularly.

I have no idea why we've been giving him minutes. Hopefully that will quickly change. I'd rather see Elanga or Amad 10 times out of 10.
 

CM10

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Jul 24, 2014
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Idiotic decision. I really don't know what he was thinking
 

AshRK

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Joined
Apr 23, 2017
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9,640
Location
Canada
Never rated him and never will. The guy should have been sold but Ole has some kind of lovefest for him. Anyways can't solely fault the player when your manager is a coward.
 

Sandikan

aka sex on the beach
Joined
Mar 14, 2011
Messages
41,805
I simply cannot fathom what he was thinking with that pass. Regardless of the negative tactics, we’d got away with a point until this.
It was a stupid pass even if that man wasn't there, as it was right to the centre of the edge of our box with the keeper miles off.

All he had to do was welly it miles down the pitch, there was 20secs left!
 

DutchCruijff

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Joined
Dec 21, 2008
Messages
216
Location
United Kingdom
Feel bad for him. It was an awful mistake, but I can see him going back to dark place and you just don't like to see that.
He should have left then. He said he went into a dark place because he wasn't getting game time yet he's opted to sit on the bench for us for the overwhelming majority of time.

It makes no sense.
 

Zoo

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Joined
Jul 21, 2010
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Hope it doesn’t knock his confidence. Just get over it and move on.
 

ExoduS

Full Member
Joined
Oct 14, 2006
Messages
1,296
Location
Serbia
The guy just lacks a brain. Once he develops some of it, he could be a decent player.

What a massive idiot this guy is. Wtf was that. No excuse. He needs to go!
 

Orton

Ati-virus, keeps missing the n button
Joined
Feb 24, 2006
Messages
18,086
Location
bonnie wee Scotland
Lack of technique or footballing brain or whatever you want to call it. We’ve got a few of those, including the manager for keeping him here.
 

IhabX7

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Joined
Oct 10, 2006
Messages
5,484
Not his fault we were in that position. This is all on the coward on the touch line. I love Ole, but that’s al sentimental for Ole the player.
 

KW2006

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Newbie
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Aug 5, 2018
Messages
314
Congratulations for surpassing Lukaku as the most hateable United player since 2013.
 

Oranges038

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Oct 19, 2020
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3,115
Shit pass, but he shouldn't even be at the club never mind getting games.

It's on Ole for bringing him on.
 

Escobar

Poster originally known as Michel04
Joined
Jun 8, 2004
Messages
25,488
Location
La-La-Land
Shame about the mistake. I hope his confidence isn't shattered as he can be a good squad player for us.
I hope we never see him play for United. I said in the summer he needs to be sold once and for all
 

iammemphis

iwillnotaskforanamechangeagain
Joined
Sep 6, 2014
Messages
5,203
Location
Hertfordshire
Should never have dropped deep for Martial, who was anonymous himself in the short spell. Jesse isn't suited to a deeper role, he's he's a liability there as its proven. Play him behind the striker only.
 

Jev

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Apr 7, 2008
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Denmark
Let's not go overboard and claim this shows how useless he is. It was brain-dead, absolutely moronic, but it's not like this is something he's been doing again and again throughout his career. It was an uncharacteristic mistake, a freak occurrence that any player could have made. It doesn't prove anything one way or the other.
 

Yagami

Kira did nothing wrong
Joined
Jan 27, 2013
Messages
10,833
Zero composure. Laughable that he's still here, and coming on ahead of Greenwood to be our main outlet.