Jesse Lingard 'to leave on a free'

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The state of some of that clothing, he actually has the balls to have his face with that terrible celebration on a shirt. It's the kind of nonsense that you would see from a crap market stall.
Looks like Betty Boo on that shirt.
 

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Financial statements of JLINGZ LTD
According to JLINGZ LTD latest financial report submitted on 2021-01-31, the company has a Total-Assets of £61,281.00, Working-Capital of -£244,756.00 while the Total-Liabilities is £317,117.00. Compared with the previous year, the company reported a Total-Assets increase of 24.47%, which is an equivalent of -14995. At the same time, the Working-Capital went down by -6.65%, or by -16283.

There are currently 3 people with significant control at JLINGZ LTD. One of of major shareholders of JLINGZ LTD is JESSE LINGARD, which owns 70 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 70 GBP and LOUIE SCOTT, which owns 20 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 20 GBP and TOM WILSON, which owns 10 ORDINARY shares, with a total value of 10 GBP.
 

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How does Lingard have any marketing appeal at all? Surely footballers have about three paths to being hugely marketable, (1) Being really fecking good, (2) Extensive social advocacy and activism, (3) Being extraordinarily good looking. Lingard isn't good, I don't remember him doing anything particularly remarkable from a social standpoint, and lets be honest, he's not a stand-out looker. So I just don't get it. The branding, the approach, none of it.

He's basically been Pogba's fluffer for the last six years.
 

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I can't believe it.

He's actually gone.

Let the celebrations begin.
 

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How does Lingard have any marketing appeal at all? Surely footballers have about three paths to being hugely marketable, (1) Being really fecking good, (2) Extensive social advocacy and activism, (3) Being extraordinarily good looking. Lingard isn't good, I don't remember him doing anything particularly remarkable from a social standpoint, and lets be honest, he's not a stand-out looker. So I just don't get it. The branding, the approach, none of it.

He's basically been Pogba's fluffer for the last six years.
Appealed to kids i think? I think Ole and also Lingard himself once refered to his ''bubbly'' character.. whatever that is. He always seemed like he had no worries, dancing and laughing while enjoying the good life from getting all that Manchester United money. That is a dream many kids would love to live. Social media influencer life style while also playing for the biggest club in England.
 

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He could sell all that JLINGZ gear ironically, like the way Lidl have a weirdly successful clothing line
 

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Delighted at this, another social media influncing bollocks, no loss to us, we’ll get someone on who’s a proper player, and doesn’t leak so much. Good riddance!
 

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Who will be our next scapegoat
If you look at Sancho's instagram posts, I think he has the potential to fill Jesse's shoes.
 

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Scored a late winner in an FA Cup Final… nothing will change that. Embedded in our history. The rest will be forgotten… even the ridiculous clothing line
 

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Best news I've had since I heard Pogba is gone. Just need Martial next and I'll be over the moon.