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2025-26 Performances


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4.8 Season Average Rating
Appearances
20
Goals
2
Assists
1
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It's annoying that we don't know what to do with this bloke. He has that Berbatov gene without the killer instinct for the goals. So frustrating that we can't fit him into any sustainable system. I'd love to see him in a 4-4-2 behind the striker.
 
Such a strange player. Silky first touch, and really deft and skillful. Just no energy, no thrust, no passion.

Unlucky not to score but he’s not good enough.
 
I think he'd be incredible if you stuck two off-ball runners either side of him. Like Firmino with Salah and Mane.
 
It's easy to see that he is simply not suited to the PL pace at highest level. Player that's good on the eye but has nowhere near enough other attributes to play at high level for United, I am not sure he is even good to come as a sub these days. There are lot of players in the world that have good technique but can't play in PL.

Even Berbatov was always bad as a sub, but Berba had lot of other abilities such as passing, good shot, finishing, football brain, etc. and I don't think Zirkzee will ever be on that level.

We should clearly move on and replace him with someone who can bring more intensity in second half.
 
Had some nice moments and some bad moments but even then you can tell how having a conventional centre forward in that position is better than playing Mbeumo there.
 
I still love to watch him play & wish we had some league cup games to see him play more games this season.

He always makes me feel like that soon as he comes on he always kind of makes the rest of the starting 11 play better but it also ends up feeling like we are playing with 10 men on the pitch.

Think the lack of games has probably hampered his future here and will be sold.

I think he is a better false 9 than Cunha & I like having different styles of strikers in the squad than 3x target men.
 
It’s all nice having that silk and skill with your play but when you have no end product then it’s pointless. People compare him to Berba but Berba scored goals for us and was easily so so much better. Zirkzee always looks so awkward when shooting. We need to move him on.
 
On a slightly positive note, he's good to watch for most of it until it's time to be an actual threat.

He's one of those solely system players. I don't think he suits a big team, he would do well at a smaller club where he can be the main man.
 
Good om the eye,but doesn't have the tenacity or work rate to survive in this League.Serie A will fit him like glove.
 
He and Maz were the only ones trying to play sensible and hold onto it near the end. Think he’s a great option off the bench in those situations. Not sure if he’s capable of more for us though.
 
Hes happy to be a squad player then I don't mind keeping him.
 
How do y'all compare him to Havertz or Woltemade? They have similar squad roles -- really good link up players due to their height and technical ability but won't have any output in this league. Is Havertz a lot faster?
 
I actually like him, not good enough start. If he has to due to injuries, the team has to play a little differently.

He likes to drop deeper near the midfield and ping passes forward out the wing. Wingers would need to be breaking the lines for him, he actually has a good range of passing.

Only problem with him is, he is inclined to occupy Brunos space. But he can easily bounce passes to Bruno when dragging the center back out of position, forcing a temporary back 3 who have to cover 2 wingers creating width.

The only problem is Zirkzee doesn't take the opportunity to attack the box, hes too casual.
 
I'd keep him for another year if we get into Europe. There'll be more than enough games for him to try and get on a scoring run. As a striker I don't see it, as an all round forward then yeah he's got something. His goal against palace away was ridiculous too. I think he should probably move and get games but I'd be happy to keep him
 
He's absolutely crap (relatively speaking ofc). The occasional exquisite first touch doesn't do enough to make up for the rest of his game. Will be off in the summer and rightly so.
 
People are far too easy on this guy, he’s still done only one or two useful things for us, how any one can think he’s even decent is beyond me.

A good first touch once in a while does not make you a good footballer.

And the Berbatov comparisons need to stop, Berba would laugh those off and rightly so.
 
I'll rather focus resources on signing a winger and two quality midfielders instead of trying to replace Zirkzee who we would have to sell at a loss especially given it's not like we're lacking in fire power at all.
He can have the cup games and I feel he's even better than he's shown already, maybe summer 2027 when hopefully we are thinking of pushing for a league title then we could look to replace if he hasn't stepped up.
 
Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd New
For his short cameo, he seemed the most competent player for us on the pitch for the whole evening.
He is good at football, but we can't seem to make it work for us.
 
It was a good shot, but them wetting themselves over the save was well over the top.

He's just a neat player that produces very little.
 
For his short cameo, he seemed the most competent player for us on the pitch for the whole evening.
He is good at football, but we can't seem to make it work for us.
He would look and would fit better if this was a side who were much more well-oiled, well-drilled, and moved the ball around quicker and with better accuracy. I thought he did alright when he came on. Probably the best out of all of the subs.
 
I want us to start him because he's one of our better players under pressure and in tight spaces but I don't see how he fits in.

Bruno has 10 locked down. Sesko deserves a run now. Amad should be our RW. The only position up for grabs is on the left but I don't know if that would suit him.
 
I want us to start him because he's one of our better players under pressure and in tight spaces but I don't see how he fits in.

Bruno has 10 locked down. Sesko deserves a run now. Amad should be our RW. The only position up for grabs is on the left but I don't know if that would suit him.
He’s been woeful since he signed. He’s rightfully out the door in Summer. Just not good enough.
 
He’s been woeful since he signed. He’s rightfully out the door in Summer. Just not good enough.
I disagree. He's had good games here and brings something we sorely lack to the team when he's on the pitch. Problem is, Bruno is just better and I don't think he's a CF.
 
I disagree. He's had good games here and brings something we sorely lack to the team when he's on the pitch. Problem is, Bruno is just better and I don't think he's a CF.
No idea how people get this view of him. Needs to be moved on, should have been in the winter.
 
Lovely shot but says a lot about him as a player or attacker at least that we're shocked that he has the ability to strike a ball. Maybe he's good player in a different league but he's just not prem material.
 
How much do we need to see if Zirkzee to make a decision on him.

He isn't good enough. I'm sure many of us was genuinely shocked to see that shot this evening and that tells you everything. He is supposed to be an attacker.

He's a hipster probably has a unique following of fans..
 
How much do we need to see if Zirkzee to make a decision on him.

He isn't good enough. I'm sure many of us was genuinely shocked to see that shot this evening and that tells you everything. He is supposed to be an attacker.

He's a hipster probably has a unique following of fans..
Tik tok fans who love a piece of control or nutmeg but don’t care about the next pass going wrong.