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Watches other men wank.Supports Real.Coincidence?
Mata is a classy handsome bastard.
Hands off!Mata is a classy handsome bastard.
I doubt he will be coming back, he already has Real Madrid out of his system.Hands off!
Chicha seems like just had boobs job.Mata, De Gea and Herrera have their United jackets on, Chicha doesn't.
Yeah, why does he have a low-hanging fluorescent man boob? Is this the new fashion for the summer?Chicha seems like just had boobs job.
Corners definitely. For free kicks and penalties, Rooney and RVP might have something to say, particularly if they become captain and vice captain.He needs to be taking nearly all of our set pieces. We've had a preference for swinging them in for the last few seasons but he's excellent at them on either side and more consistent than anyone else. Plus we could do with having Rooney in the box.
So when he walks in with Rooney, people can say," here comes Chicha with a tit".Yeah, why does he have a low-hanging fluorescent man boob? Is this the new fashion for the summer?
His eyes...
Hold me...
Calm down and go a put on a clean pair of panties!His eyes...
Rooney has his moments with the crossing free-kicks (as he does when he shoots), but he is far too inconsistent despite his great improvement. Van Persie has not actually scored many free-kicks over his career despite him taking them for Arsenal & us - he's much better with a moving ball. Mata is better at both crossing and bending them over the wall, for me. I still imagine Rooney taking plenty, though. Penalties should be RVP then Rooney, I feel, though i'd trust Mata if neither of them were on the pitch. Chicharito can take one too.Corners definitely. For free kicks and penalties, Rooney and RVP might have something to say, particularly if they become captain and vice captain.
I thought Januzaj was terrific. Definitely playing as one of our two strikers though, with Kagawa at 10. Despite this, he pulled the strings in front of their defence superbly. Picking a team purely on today's game you'd stick him behind a couple of strikers and drop both Mata and Kagawa.Kagawa too tbf. Almost nothing went through the middle tonight. It was almost a reversion to Moyes/latter Fergie tactics after what we'd seen on tour. Of the 3 midfield creatives, Januzaj was probably the best in his short spell.
Yup. I'm a bit worried about how he's played the number 10 role in this pre season. To get the best out of Herrera and fletcher as a midfield two we need the number 10 getting far more involved than mata has. Issue with mata is that although he's exceptional in the final third and very classy on the ball, I would argue that he doesn't play make nearly enough. He's very much a player who likes to impact scorelines, and more of an attacker than a number 10.Utterly anonymous tonight, wasn't he? Thought he wasn't great against Liverpool either. Slightly worrying with the season about to start.
The stench of Moyes is still around.We seem to have some kind of residual tick where when he doubt, everyone just reverts to bypassing the midfield.
He's had more touches than anyone besides the back three and done the square root of feck all when he's got it. Looked unusually clumsy and cumbersome and his set pieces have been wank.What impact is he supposed to have in an area of the pitch all our players seem mentally programmed to ignore?
Because he has to come back into his own half to get it. Your expectation of set peices must be different to mine. They've all been put into good areas. It's up to people to attack them.*He's had more touches than anyone besides the back three and done the square root of feck all when he's got it. Looked unusually clumsy and cumbersome and his set pieces have been wank.