Kyle Walker signs for City

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This guys a total idiot. You’d think after his racist jokes earlier in the season he’d learn.
That’s days before this and isn’t related at all. Apparently Walker had removed Bernardo from the group so he just did it back later.

The unfortunate timing is also decking hilarious.
 

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You need to be special idiot to use call girls who could be infected with virus in this period. It's not just the wrong message to the fans, he is literally risking his life and life of others around him.
It's not Covid-19 I'd be worried about to be honest.
 

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I always wondered if these hookers know how bad they come off when they tell their story which they believe makes them look sympathetic.

The one who was absolutely disgusted that Januzaj has all this money but took her to Nando’s and especially the one who said all the bad things about Lingard and then adding how she had sex a bunch of times with him afterwards.
 

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This thread has everything a bored self-isolator needs. Tabloid drama, a City player humiliated, decent jokes (some of them even deliberate), and a nice diverse spectrum of political stances on a highly complex, ethically contentious socio-cultural concern - sex work - playing out in a wildly unsuitable forum.

*MJ popcorn gif*
Great content to be fair.
 

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So being a whore is now called 'sex work'? How cute.

I consider Kyle Wanker to be a 'sex worker' too then.
 

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Kyle and the German word for horny rhyme, not only that it sounds the same..
Coincidence??

Geil Walker
 

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Something like 33% of the posts about this kiss and tell situation appear to be angry blokes joyously exercising their right to call women they don't know whores on a public platform which makes a nice change from the casual class antagonism and racism that inevitably follows negative tabloid tales about footballers. Progress?
 

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You'd have serious buyers remorse if she turned up at the door even without the scuttling off to the Sun afterwards. :lol:

Is that sort of thing his scene, or is he just too stupid to use a decent escort service?
 

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He just looks thick and has an extremely punchable face. Comes across like a twat too.

Just probably goes to show how many scandals there would be if these lads weren’t PR trained by the club or didn’t have companies running their social media.
 

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Something like 33% of the posts about this kiss and tell situation appear to be angry blokes joyously exercising their right to call women they don't know whores on a public platform which makes a nice change from the casual class antagonism and racism that inevitably follows negative tabloid tales about footballers. Progress?
That's where you're wrong, a male can be a whore too. We're talking 'occupations' or attitudes here, not genders.

Maybe you should move with times and stop subconsciously associating the word with women.
 

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He has been benched a few times recently. Hardly a way to get yourself back in Guardiola's favour. It wouldn't totally surprise me if this season's headlines are enough to get him shipped out in the summer, he's obviously not considered indispensable anymore.
 

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Just look at his face and tattoos. IQ+EQ under 90, maturity comparable with a 14 years old... I like footballers and that's it. If my boys were interested in football and idolizing these creatures I'd feel like I'm a failure as a father.
 

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So being a whore is now called 'sex work'? How cute.

I consider Kyle Wanker to be a 'sex worker' too then.
There are people in this world who have no problems with people using their bodies as they wish. Whore is extremely derogatory. Look at it this way: If you are somehow offended or annoyed that they call themselves sex workers, you have a lot of growing up to do.
 

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Yes, what a typical snowflake cuck nonsense, to call people who have sex as their work sex workers. Political correctness gone mad, I tell you!
Im sure you can see the irony in you using the word snowflake in this sentence :D
 

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There are people in this world who have no problems with people using their bodies as they wish. Whore is extremely derogatory. Look at it this way: If you are somehow offended or annoyed that they call themselves sex workers, you have a lot of growing up to do.
Offended or annoyed? Not in the slightest, I'm merely a linguist who finds those hilarious aberrations idiotic and won't shy away from calling spade a spade. Look at this this way: if you, or somebody else, is annoyed or offended by my views, you have a lot of growing up to do.
 

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People throw around terms like whore and slut yet covet these women and have no problem consuming porn. The same men who expect to sleep many women yet expect women to be exclusive to them.
 

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Offended or annoyed? Not in the slightest, I'm merely a linguist who finds those hilarious aberrations idiotic and won't shy away from calling spade a spade. Look at this this way: if you, or somebody else, is annoyed or offended by my views, you have a lot of growing up to do.
I'm not annoyed. I just feel sorry for you that your world view is so incredibly limited. On that note, I've known bags of oatmeal that are better linguists. Funnily enough, the only abberation, is the bolded.
 

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I'm not annoyed. I just feel sorry for you that your world view is so incredibly limited. On that note, I've known bags of oatmeal that are better linguists. Funnily enough, the only abberation, is the bolded.
Your lack of self awareness is quite terrifying, I'd ask you how come the bolded is an aberration but you'd have to start with learning how to spell the difficult 'a-word' yourself and I don't want to take too much of your time. Just don't go around trying to point out other people's 'limits', world view or anything other.
 

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Your lack of self awareness is quite terrifying, I'd ask you how come the bolded is an aberration but you'd have to start with learning how to spell the difficult 'a-word' yourself and I don't want to take too much of your time. Just don't go around trying to point out other people's 'limits', world view or anything other.
Have a good day kindhearted sir.
 

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Offended or annoyed? Not in the slightest, I'm merely a linguist who finds those hilarious aberrations idiotic and won't shy away from calling spade a spade. Look at this this way: if you, or somebody else, is annoyed or offended by my views, you have a lot of growing up to do.

Isn’t that being the opposite of a linguist? I thought a linguist understood how language adapts and evolves.
 

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Your lack of self awareness is quite terrifying, I'd ask you how come the bolded is an aberration but you'd have to start with learning how to spell the difficult 'a-word' yourself and I don't want to take too much of your time. Just don't go around trying to point out other people's 'limits', world view or anything other.
Hmmmm.
 

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That's where you're wrong, a male can be a whore too. We're talking 'occupations' or attitudes here, not genders.

Maybe you should move with times and stop subconsciously associating the word with women.
Sure thing mate because I'm the one who should "move with times" here, as opposed to the creepy, needlessly verbose linguist who clearly gets off on weird semantical arguments about the depths of his own edginess.

Or maybe I'm just offended? Yeah, that must be it :lol:

Isn’t that being the opposite of a linguist? I thought a linguist understood how language adapts and evolves.
Please don't shatter his illusions, you'd be robbing us of post after post about how good he is with words and how everyone else is deluded.
 
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Sure thing mate because I'm the one who should "move with times" here, as opposed to the creepy, needlessly verbose linguist who clearly gets off on weird semantical arguments about the depths of his own edginess.

Or maybe I'm just offended? Yeah, that must be it :lol:
Quite frankly I wouldn't even have been here if you were not 'getting off', as you eloquently put it, a couple of pages ago crying that this thread is dripping with misogyny.
 

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That would make sense if I were a whore :angel:
Nice to see the Caf's resident linguist bringing the same energy as a 9 year old who just discovered there's a bunch of naughty words in his school-allocated dictionary. Sex! tehehehehe.... Whore! tehehehehe...
 

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Offended or annoyed? Not in the slightest, I'm merely a linguist who finds those hilarious aberrations idiotic and won't shy away from calling spade a spade. Look at this this way: if you, or somebody else, is annoyed or offended by my views, you have a lot of growing up to do.
Chortle
 
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