Lampard's Touchline Meltdown...Allegedly!

[Inigo Montoya]

"How is that a foul? There's no foul there,"
Lampard appeared to shout toward Klopp before shouting, "sit down then", at the German.
Lampard then turned his attention to Liverpool's No 2 Pep Lijnders, as Klopp could be heard slowly repeating: "Calm down, calm down."

"If he's going off at me I'll f****** say something," Lampard appeared to say towards Klopp, while pointing an outstretched arm towards the seated Lijnders.
After Klopp eventually screams back at Lampard, the Chelsea boss shrieked: "You can f*** off and all. You think you can give it the big one, f*** off."...

The Telegraph.

The thought of Klopp yelling 'Calm down, calm down' is hard to visualise. Straight out of Harry Enfield

Some passion from Frank at last eh? There seems to be a thing between Liverpool - Chelsea. All since that infamous semi

 

[Lay]

Didn’t he say something like “you lot have only won one league title and you’re giving it the bigun, feck off”

 

[F-Red]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

 

[sewey89]

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[jamesjimmybyrondean]

Seems like all the coaches among the top 6 would have some beef among themselves. We've seen Lampard v Ole, Lampard v Klopp, Ole v Mou. Lampard and Mourinho would be mint

 

[duffer]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

He didn't say that to Klopp, it was someone on the Liverpool bench. Klopp was trying to calm it down.

 

[Nick7]

I have a new found respect for Frank

 

[SirAF]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

Brilliant

 

[roonster09]

Lampard is a legend

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Honestly I actually like Lampard a lot more now too!

Actually put Klopp in his place I know it’s not the most professional approach but fair play to him.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Seems like all the coaches among the top 6 would have some beef among themselves. We've seen Lampard v Ole, Lampard v Klopp, Ole v Mou. Lampard and Mourinho would be mint

The idea that Ole would lose it in the same way is quite hard to imagine. Noggies seem so laid back

You feel that LVG would get his dick out and slap Klopp round the face with it though

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Honestly I actually like Lampard a lot more now too!

Actually put Klopp in his place I know it’s not the most professional approach but fair play to him.

Glad someone did. Arrogant cnut!

 

[AFC NimbleThumb]

I actually rate Lampard for doing it. Klopp is mouthy & gets a free ride for it.

I’d want OgS to do similar if confronted but he’d be too busy watching his iPad.

 

[DRM]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

Brilliant!!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I actually rate Lampard for doing it. Klopp is mouthy & gets a free ride for it.

I’d want OgS to do similar if confronted but he’d be too busy watching his iPad.

Oh give him a break!

There's some quality stuff on Netflix, and he's catching up with The Last Kingdom and is now watching Norsemen, bloody funny it is too

 

[Josh 76]

This sort of stuff goes on all the time. It's just been highlighted as there was no crowd and every one could hear it.

P.s Lampard should be knighted.

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

Oh give him a break!

There's some quality stuff on Netflix, and he's catching up with The Last Kingdom and is now watching Norsemen, bloody funny it is too

Ole and the iPad thing reminds me of when Van Gaal used to sit and write his eroticas

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Ole and the iPad thing reminds me of when Van Gaal used to sit and write his eroticas

I'm convinced he was just drawing pictures of cocks, like that kid in Superbad

 

[El Zoido]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

Newfound respect for Frank!

 

[duffer]

This sort of stuff goes on all the time. It's just been highlighted as there was no crowd and every one could hear it.

P.s Lampard should be knighted.

Yep, you can tell from this thread who has never sat really close to the dugouts at a game!

 

[Al Capone]

The idea that Ole would lose it in the same way is quite hard to imagine. Noggies seem so laid back

You feel that LVG would get his dick out and slap Klopp round the face with it though

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Newfound respect for Frank!

West Ham fans still hate him.

He does lose it every now and again. Wonder if he went back home and gave Christine a real stiff one up the jacksie while saying," Take that Jurgen?"

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Yep, you can tell from this thread who has never sat really close to the dugouts at a game!

Hard to hear much when it’s packed with 80,000 fans.

 

[BenitoSTARR]

I'm convinced he was just drawing pictures of cocks, like that kid in Superbad

You’ve ruined Ole for me now.

Does that make Carrick McLovin?

 

[duffer]

Hard to hear much when it’s packed with 80,000 fans.

Not when you're sat behind the dugout.

 

[slyadams]

Klopp knows exactly what he's doing there. He's smart enough to know that saying "calm down, calm down" to someone angry will only make them more angry.

 

[CallyRed]

If there ever was a more cockney saying then "givin it the big'un"
Straight from the guide of Danny Dyer

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Yep, you can tell from this thread who has never sat really close to the dugouts at a game!

The funniest was when I was at Spurs many years back. The manager left Hoddle on the bench and one fan shouted," Burtenshaw, you cnut! You have a player that can turn this game around, you cnut! His name is 'Oddle...that's spelt O D D L E... 'Oddle, now get him on you cnut!"

 

[Inigo Montoya]

If there ever was a more cockney saying then "givin it the big'un"
Straight from the guide of Danny Dyer

Lamps is Essex born and bred, even though he went to Brentwood Boys and did GCSE Latin. He's still Essex

 

[FrankDrebin]

Seems like all the coaches among the top 6 would have some beef among themselves. We've seen Lampard v Ole, Lampard v Klopp, Ole v Mou. Lampard and Mourinho would be mint

Have we ?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

You’ve ruined Ole for me now.

Does that make Carrick McLovin?

Not Ole, LVG was drawing pictures of cocks! Ole just watches Netflix

 

[balaks]

The funniest was when I was at Spurs many years back. The manager left Hoddle on the bench and one fan shouted," Burtenshaw, you cnut! You have a player that can turn this game around, you cnut! His name is 'Oddle...that's spelt O D D L E... 'Oddle, now get him on you cnut!"

haha - I can believe that. I was at Spurs vs Liverpool a few years ago and this bloke shouted 'MILNER! YOU SPOTTY CAAAANNNNNT!' every single time Milner got the ball. It was hilarious.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Have we ?

Ole would be smiling and laughing like an uncle who has no idea what the joke is

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

Have we ?

I don't mean just touch line battles. Lampard took a dig at us always getting penalties.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

haha - I can believe that. I was at Spurs vs Liverpool a few years ago and this bloke shouted 'MILNER! YOU SPOTTY CAAAANNNNNT!' every single time Milner got the ball. It was hilarious.

I used to borrow my friend's season ticket on occasion for Spurs as it was so easy to get to. Must admit it was funny as feck, especially when they used to lose with regularity to Utd. The comments!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Thread about Lampard and Klopp..
Let's have fun talking shit about Ole..

 

[2 man midfield]

He said "Shut the f*ck up, only league title you've ever won and you're f*cking giving it the bigun, f*ck off" to Klopp

 

[duffer]

The funniest was when I was at Spurs many years back. The manager left Hoddle on the bench and one fan shouted," Burtenshaw, you cnut! You have a player that can turn this game around, you cnut! His name is 'Oddle...that's spelt O D D L E... 'Oddle, now get him on you cnut!"

I was at an AFC WImbledon game a few years ago and they were playing Charlton (who were managed by a former MK Dons' manager).

There was genuinely a fan made orderly queue to rip into him from right behind the dugout. Even some of the stewards were giving him shit. It was ridiculous/hilarious. I'm not a Wimbledon fan but a lot of my family are so I get to the odd game.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38957669

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I don't mean just touch line battles. Lampard took a dig at us always getting penalties.

Only before the semi, and he won that battle.

Should have seen his face after the West Ham game loss! Like someone told him Adrian Chiles was shagging Christine Brinkley

 

[FrankDrebin]

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Aww.