Laurence Fox feat. Elvis
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
And on the fact Neddy has an itchy arse because that cnut Fox ate all the Ivermectin.
That's the thing, isn't it? They're just doing this crap so they can pretend they're smart enough to prove the experts wrong. It's like that one kid in the group who said they preferred vanilla ice cream instead of chocolate. Attention seeking prats.
Woah. Chocolate ice cream is clearly worse than vanilla.
Or am I just suddenly realising I'm an attention seeking prat?
Wait until I tell the rest of my am-dram troupe.
redcafe could program a bot to give this answer to all questions in this thread
This genuinely made me chuckle!
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This thread is a masterful PR move by Elvis. By putting himself in such close proximity to white trash Goofy, he increasingly appears like a normal human being by comparison.
How would Lawrence Fox have done on The Chase?
He'd come up against Paul Sinha and complain that Pauls south Asian complexion is putting him off the ambience of the show
If Putin nuked Fox I’d give him Time Person if the Year.
How to think. Not what to think.
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I am the old woman behind
"Thank you for making me the man I am today"
That's a lot of blame to put on one person.
Not a surprising couple at all.
Just clicked on her twitter. Unsurprisingly, the two most recent tweets are one saying the UK couldn't have done what the Poles have done recently in terms of organisations for refugees (though she blames this on transgender safe spaces and social distancing, as opposed to our country's bunker mentality and shocking approach to refugees from any country) and another about how most Ukrainians don't want to come here (which is actually clearly true but doesn't take into account the difficulty we've made for those who do).
Pleasant.
imagine if they procreate and said child rebels against his/her gender orientation. will they shoot it in the head or bury them alive. that should be their next twitter poll.
I'm just wondering which one of them shouts "take that snowflakes!" when they climax?
The thing I always notice about JHB is the hideous necklaces she seems to have a penchant for.
Introducing Fartley, the UK's hottest new power couple.
I’m usually not fussy but I think I’d even struggle to knock one out looking at her.
Very much a face made for radio.
Isn't it a 'joke'? I don't think it's an actual thing, I'd it? Execrable humans, the both, but I don't think they're combining.
No, marriage is actually a thing. As bizarre as it sounds. It's actually derived from an old Latin word that roughly translates into English as "say goodbye to morning blowjobs."
Where were you when I proposed?!
You were too loved up to hear me screaming "don't!", I think.
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cnuts gonna cnut.
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I absolutely hate people.
That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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I think you’re a bit obsessed with Laurence Fox.