Let's talk about Smalling's magnificent hair

Chipper

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Danny Cadamarteri out of retirement and playing in United's defence.
 

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Well Halloween is coming up, perhaps he is just doing his best impression of those sour gummy worms. Speaking of Halloween, all those faces Jones make would make the most frightening Halloween mask.
 

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Whutcha want Chris?
Clean sheets all the time
Whutcha want Chris?
To clear the ball off the line
Whutcha want Chris?
To defend staunchly
And a winner's medal from the Champion's League

 

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Well Halloween is coming up, perhaps he is just doing his best impression of those sour gummy worms. Speaking of Halloween, all those faces Jones make would make the most frightening Halloween mask.
Sure as hell beats his last Halloween costume.
 

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If it means he plays like he did today, then keep it Chris.
 

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Barber: What kind of cut do you want fam?
Smalling: The kind that scares off strikers
Barber: I got you fam.
 

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Ol' Dirty Smalling
Here I go, deep line flow
A Mourinho block doesn't get this low iiii'm
JagerBombin' shit's ... Boom
Covering Jones again ... Vroom, vroom
Defenednin' is what's happenin'
Line steps up and then, flag stays down again ...

Etc etc.
 

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I think it’s wild I love it. That shit on his chin is the real issue
 
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Even more alarming than the barnet is his inability to stay tight on a forward. It happened several times again yesterday and put us in trouble. He also isn't physically strong enough and is too easily pushed off the ball. In short he isn't United class, IMHO, and the centre back position is a real concern. The likes of Smalling would be nowhere near the team at most clubs comparable to United.
 

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Not a fan of it. Much better when it was shorter. It'll look better when it's longer though if he lets it grow further then I'm all for it.
 

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Not even surprised at some of the comments in here...

I like the new look,it's better than the attempted twists he had going before the international break :lol:
 

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He looks like a college student who smoked weed for the first time.
YUK and double YUK.
I just hope that Phil Jones doesn't follow suit. He looks strange enough already...

Looks so bad he should be done for bringing the game into disrepute.