[Fanta Stick]

Totally. Proper sicknote that.

If you are going to feign an injury, calf is the way to go.

Not even bothered to try a little treatment.

 

[TheRedHearted]

Applause and sang you’ll never walk alone at 7 minutes for Ronaldo.

That’s meant to be respectful ?

 

[glazed]

When is it ok to turn off?

 

[Champ]

Dalot yet again caught out.

But I suppose we'll blame that on Maguire again.

What a ball by Mane though.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

I honestly feel sick.

 

[DJ_21]

Game over already! These players are a joke! No effort what so ever… getting torn to shreds!

 

[MetoTTT]

We can play 7 defenders and concede 7 goals.

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Dalot is not very good.

 

[peridigm]

Maguire being played out of this match entirely.

 

[oreon]

This is one of the first time I've seen UTD played scarred. They are so afraid. It's like they are league 2 team playing a CL team

 

[calodo2003]

 

[Spark]

Why are we this shit!? I fecking hate everything about our club, it literally has zero heart or purpose. Gave me one hell of a childhood, then I graduated university and we've been fecking dreadful throughout my working career.

This is truly pathetic, I don't even know why I bother.

 

[Someone]

Clowns

 

[crossy1686]

Great goal, we couldn't even get near the ball

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Utter embarrassment

 

[horsechoker]

Stop the count!

 

[lex talionis]

Hey, why not blame De Gea for that goal too?

 

[choccy77]

I said we would get destroyed

This team is just so pathetic

 

[JanK]

Oh my god what a pass. What a combination. Take a bow, United!

 

[Drifter]

That was some goal

 

[mu4c_20le]

If you zoom in really closely, you can see the moment Maguire's soul leaves his body

 

[Dobba]

Remember when Conte was going to challenge for the title with our array of defenders if we'd brought him in before Spurs did? That was some good shit.

 

[Lewnited]

Yeah I'm turning off

 

[Massive Spanner]

I expected nothing, and I’m still disappointed

 

[Anustart89]

Just seen the goal. Useless defending again. All caught going forward . Just fecking sit in there sometimes no need to go so far up and leave the space, ffs do they not watch the opposition. That's why I've switched off. Waiting for my phone to buzz hope it doesn't buzz alot or its another 5.

No but you don't understand. Maguire has to step up there because reasons!!!!

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Training cones

 

[laughtersassassin]

Team of absolute shite. Maguire and Dalot don't have a clue

We are helping Liverpool secure the quadruple with ease.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

We are scum

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

We can't do this

 

[SirAnderson]

Let us lose 5-0 instead of 6-0, that way Man City can win the league with GD of 1 goal. Let it happen.

 

[Sassy Colin]

This is so sad

 

[RopersReturn]

No question, this is going to be a mauling tonight!

 

[Judge Red]

Just one more and Liverpool should start to take it easy.

 

[kouroux]

Is forfeiting a possibility ?

 

[VinzentFTW]

There is a circus in town

 

[joedirt87]

Remember when Ashley Young had Salah in his pocket.

 

[Castia]

Never seen anything like it we look like a semi professional team

This is as low as we’ve ever been

 

[OLLY ORANGE]

The difference of fitness and intensity of these two sides is so glaringly obvious.
How many gaps are there between the midfield and defence
Will do well to have a shot on target or to even get a corner tonight.

 

[Withnail]

Oh feck, this is going to get ugly

 

[King Eric 7]

This is going to get far worse. 10-0 if the scousers don't take their foot off the gas.