[V.O.]

Rashford trash
Bruno trash
Dalot trash
AWB trash

Keep going, you're missing at least 6 more.

 

[Compton22]

The worst thing is listening to Martin Tyler and Jamie Carragher laughing at us and we fully deserve to be laughed at. We are a joke.

 

[Red_Aaron]

Went as well as we could've hoped really

Hopefully they ease off 2nd half

 

[Sassy Colin]

Unlike Klopp, who had everything beautifully lined up for gegenpress when he arrived at Liverpool, right?

Yes, people forget what a shit show he inherited.

Saying that, getting a tune out of this lot will be a tough ask.

 

[crossy1686]

Well we're technically still in the game

 

[The_Midfielder]

At least we didn't concede another goal before half time. Sad that this is what we have to hope for - not conceding another goal

That's what I was dreading..

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

masterchef is on bbc1 and it’s dessert week, if you also fancy spending half time watching a load of puddings getting sliced in two.

 

[Dansk]

Scanning through our squad I would happily get rid of all but 5 players. It’s that bad.

I actually went through the list yesterday and there's legitimately eight players that I think are worth keeping, and some of those were 50/50. It'll take quite a few years before we're back on track even if ETH does a good job and we have good fortune with transfers. Assuming we can get three players per season who fit the bill and improve us meaningfully, we're about... six years away from any kind of finished product.

 

[ManUtd1999]

Pointless half.

 

[Hughie77]

22% possession 3rd less passes. How the feck are we that far behind, its championship football from so called stars . OK we got injuries alot but there should be a better show than that .

 

[Desert Eagle]

Keep going, you're missing at least 6 more.

You get the point

 

[Fanta Stick]

Thoughts and prayers with Erik Ten Hag.

 

[BuzzKillington]

When we were good I’m not sure we were this good personally. When we were good we were schooled by teams much better than us too. Barcelona. AC Milan. It’s not all about ‘not trying’. These lot are well out of their depth out there.

We’ll have to agree to disagree on that front.

I agree Liverpool are a great team and are currently much better than us, but that half of football was disgusting. Plenty of teams have given Liverpool a game this year, not all of them have won, but few have rolled over to have their tummy tickled quite as abjectly as that.

 

[Hester_manc]

I am sure the Glazers know how they have turned their investment to crap.

I am sure they do not care.

 

[Denis79]

78% possession for Pool.

I don't believe that.

Has to be more.

 

[100]

2-0 is a great result considering the performance, we can't even make a pass

 

[RedMarcus]

Reckon there are some players in non-league at FC United that could do a better job than our current lot. Lazy, talentless, and arrogant, this United side is impossible to get behind. I'll always support the club, but this group of players should hang their heads in shame and should be nowhere near the club

 

[Superunknown]

masterchef is on bbc1 and it’s dessert week, if you also fancy spending half time watching a load of puddings getting sliced in two.

 

[Carolina Red]

Bailly is always either in the process of being injured, currently injured or five minutes away from being injured

He’s the boom-bust cycle graph of physiotherapy

 

[manichester]

No yellow cards this is not Liverpool v Manchester United

 

[Sassy Colin]

Doom Bar I think. Could be better could be worse. The newly frothed head of his beer is mocking me, telling me id be better off downing this sweaty man's dreggs than watching the game, that even though it's mostly saliva, it would be more satisfying, even if I thought about the image of that man's slobbery mouth juice trickling down my throat as I swollowed, it would be a less sickebing experience than watching this game.

Great rant, brother

 

[calodo2003]

2s & 3s galore from MEN.

 

[Corridor of Uncertainty]

This cheered me up

 

[Marcus]

Let's see if Ralf can stitch something together.

 

[JinnerJamie]

They are playing with 2nd gear mate

It was sarcasm… I’m glad they are

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

I’ll take the 2-0 and head home happy to be honest.

 

[Foxbatt]

Trent ran faster off the pitch at half time than Rashford ran all half.
Take a look at your self the lot of you before coming back out.

What do you mean? Martin Atkinson ran more than Rashford.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

The worst thing is listening to Martin Tyler and Jamie Carragher laughing at us and we fully deserve to be laughed at. We are a joke.

It’s nauseating but we deserve every single joke fired at us.

 

[Acole9]

My god we are so bad. This could easily be 6 or 7.

 

[Gopher Brown]

Liverpool’s second was brilliant but we’ve given up. We looked gassed after 5 minutes, no fecking effort anywhere. Elanga is going the way of the rest of them - lazy, can’t be fecked, ineffective. 3 at the back is pointless. I don’t really know what else to say about this utter shitshow, I could live with it if they were trying. fecking clatter a few of them if you can’t do anything else.

 

[Gandalf]

Unlike Klopp, who had everything beautifully lined up for gegenpress when he arrived at Liverpool, right?

Well Klopp finished outside the top 6 for his first two seasons and lost a bunch of soft games early on so there is that and if you want to compare, he was a permanent manager who was allowed to buy and sell players which RR was not allowed to do in the January window.

 

[matt23]

Set up like we're Torquay in the cup and it's only 2-0 at half time, think you've got to say well done so far.

 

[90 + 5min]

There is no will, no passion, no nothing from some of players. I don’t know why they get their wages. Bissaka and Dalot are shocking. Should be happy that it is only 2-0.
I hope Pogba is injuried so it is not ”i don’t want to play” after 1-0. You never know with our players nowdays.

 

[Jazz]

The worst thing is listening to Martin Tyler and Jamie Carragher laughing at us and we fully deserve to be laughed at. We are a joke.

Just ignore them. Turn the volume down.....

 

[sebsheep]

Heads have gone, they can't wait for the game to end. We might as well get 11 fans out the stands to see out the remainder of the match.

Might actually improve the quality of our play.

 

[Compton22]

I am sure the Glazers know how they have turned their investment to crap.

Exactly what I was thinking. The passing of any hope.

Are you sure they even care?

 

[V.O.]

Relegation fodder turn up to Anfield and show more fight than this. It's just fecking despicable.

 

[Moriarty]

Thoughts and prayers with Erik Ten Hag.

If he's watching this, he must be having second thoughts.

 

[VidaRed]

Unlike Klopp, who had everything beautifully lined up for gegenpress when he arrived at Liverpool, right?

Klop fecked off the entire squad except 3 or 4 players. He knows better than to waste time polishing turd.

 

[The Corinthian]

Matic the only one who looks like he cares.