Must be a bit slow.
Slow Lloris
Slow Lloris
Lloris arrested for drink driving
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He's got more points than Arsenal.
It sounds to me like you know exactly what’s wrong with these footballers.
Sleeping with every living being on his way home is indeed a few moving parts.Tbf the Rooney story had quite a few more moving parts to it.
Unashamedly stolen from the meme tweet going around
I've always felt he missed the crucial one, unknown knowns!
Storm in a tea cup. If he's guilty he'll be stripped of his license or fined or whatever.
Should have taken notes from Ledley King's outings, always had a bunch of people to help him stand/drive him around so King could focus on drinking.
Not sure what you're talking about. I'd never steal anything from something I saw on Twitter, literally seconds before my post...Unashamedly stolen from the meme tweet going around
Klopp - Karius had concussion
Poch - Lloris is drunk.
Poch - Lloris is drunk.
What a tit, and no excuse.
He's by miles the best keeper at the club and whilst mistake prone, still easily one of the better ones in the league. His errors are balanced by the fact that how quick he is off his line saves us a ton of potential chances for the opposition, and he's made a ton of crucial saves for us that the likes of Vorm just aren't capable of. Had a bit of a poor season to be fair to him, but the WC was basically him in a nutshell: some crucial saves for France, probably would have won the golden glove until making a silly error in the final game.
Complete moron for this though. There's absolutely no excuse for drunk driving, especially when you're a millionaire footballer who can call a private car so easily. Putting other people in danger for your own selfishness is a fecking disgrace.
Wouldn't even need to use a regular taxi service. I'm sure there's exclusive limo/chauffeur/driver services available 24/7 in big cities like London at a premium that come with discretion assured. If there isn't there needs to be.
The type of money they're on a top footballer could even skip that and have their own personal driver on standby to take them wherever and whenever. That or a general personal assistant who'd be handy in many situations.
What the feck was he out at 2.30am for also. Actually the last player of ours I thought would do this, doubt he will be captaining us or France for the foreseeable.
I'd drink and drive if I played for those bottlers.
So without reading the story, im guessing he must have had a lot to drink, to affect his driving. Thus to be stopped and breathalyzed.
Which means he went out with the intent of drinking. So, its pretty nuts that he drove himself there.
Which means he went out with the intent of drinking. So, its pretty nuts that he drove himself there.
Well, the alcohol was acting as a stimulant and increasing his reflexes and at the end of the day nobody was killed so the added increase to his skills plus the incoming revenue from drink drive advertisers, that will go into buying new players, is nothing but a good thing that will increase our standing and league position.
Does seem very strange but there have been no stories of dangerous driving, or what his alcohol levels were yet. Could have been traffic cops bored at 2.30am and seeing a flash car then realising it was registered to Lloris. Will find out more at his court date.
Why would he have been bollocked drunk? Could’ve been to a restaurant with his wife and drunk two glasses of wine for example. And no, of course that’s not an excuse but it paints a whole other picture than “Lloris caught behind the wheel completely off his face”.
I agree we don't know how bad he was, not that it really matters, but it was at 2.30am FFS, school night and should have been in bed.
God knows. Will wait to hear the details, but it doesn't look good, especially when we have a huge game on Monday.
Agreed.
Who comes home from a restaurant at 2:30 AM? I think it's unlikely he was off his face, but does sound like it was more than a couple of glasses of wine with the wife to me.
Might have been someone else’s wife
He was out with Giroud and Koscielny catching up after the World Cup it sounds like.
Photos from some DJ last night with Lloris and Giroud/Koscielny last night ... looks like they did too much celebration 
I don't think he will be affected by this too much performance-wise but arm band is gone I think. Can't be a role model in this day and age after that. Goes to Kane.
No real sanctions except a bitch slap from Poch
No real sanctions except a bitch slap from Poch
Idiot
I see Chelsea fans on twitter saying this is worse than Alonso 
Are you being serious?I see Chelsea fans on twitter saying this is worse than Alonso
What did Alonso do?I see Chelsea fans on twitter saying this is worse than Alonso
Our match is on Monday so he should be there unless Pochettino decides to leave him out.
Drove into a wall over the speeding limit while drunk, killing a passenger. Original sentence was 21 months but he got it reduced to a fine and a driving ban which he had already served.
I'd be willing to be on retainer 24/7 to drive him around to wherever he needs to go whenever he needs to go for something very reasonable like 5% of his wages. I don't drink and have zero points on my license because I'm a responsible and decent fecking human being.
What do you say, Hugo? Do I have a job?
What do you say, Hugo? Do I have a job?
He will be banned from driving not from playing football so it means nothing for the Spurs game.
Lloris has pissed himself in that picture...Photos from some DJ last night with Lloris and Giroud/Koscielny last night ... looks like they did too much celebration
Has he has an accident in the pants here ?Photos from some DJ last night with Lloris and Giroud/Koscielny last night ... looks like they did too much celebration
Beat me to it....
I'll never understand millionaire footballers not just getting a taxi if they've had something to drink. It's not like they can't afford it and have someone pick the car up for them the next day if they can't be arsed.