I hadn't anticipated Le Tissier coming out of retirement for this one. His fourth goal was lucky.
Lock in your measured response to dropped points against Southampton now
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My attempt:
Fecked it as usual. We aren't making top four and will probably finish seventh now, Pogba is gone and Bruno will have his head turned by Real. We'll probably sell him for 60 million and spend 90 million on Grealish.
Fecked it as usual. We aren't making top four and will probably finish seventh now, Pogba is gone and Bruno will have his head turned by Real. We'll probably sell him for 60 million and spend 90 million on Grealish.
Southampton are our fecking bogey team! (Just like every team in the lower half of the table we’ve played and lost too in the last 5 years).
In fairness it has felt like we’ve thrown away every good chance we’re given recently so here’s to hoping we don’t do it this time.
In fairness it has felt like we’ve thrown away every good chance we’re given recently so here’s to hoping we don’t do it this time.
Why was Lingard on the bench??!
Should've sat on a plane to Newcastle
Should've sat on a plane to Newcastle
Started to go wrong when Fernandes was injured by Phil Jones in the warm up....
What with this preemptive excuse thread. You people are just so scared that you can't even bare to the thought of facing the aftermath of a defeat so you shield yourselves with threads likes these. You're so desperate to protect this narrative that we've progressed that you've started making these type of thread to plant the seed of excuses in before the game even get to be played.
In truth it's pretty simple, We likely beat Southampton tomorrow and move on. You're so pre occupied being scared of what would be the reaction in case of a defeat when in reality there is no reason to think that way because a victory is ridiculously likely. Fear has overtaken you that you've failed to weight the facts and likelihood properly.
We're beating Southampton tomorrow, no need to lose sleep over an hypothetical defeat that won't be.
Rashford,just a speed merchant.
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
feck feck.. you had one job you bottling cnuts.. sell the lot of you waste of space.
Okay I am done. Come on united!!
Okay I am done. Come on united!!
Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.
Back to us.... In hindsight, Ole's decision to wear grey shirts was tempting fate.
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
This means we’re legally internet married.
feck this shite just feck this shite
Where do I fecking start? What a bunch of fecking bottle merchants we are!
Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better
Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore
De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved
Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one
AWB can’t attack to save himself
Shaw looks like even fatter than before
Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is
Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail
Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting
Martial does nothing other than sulk
Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product
Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
Ole is clearly out of his depth and the sooner we get Poch in, the better
Pogba’s performance just simply showed that he doesn’t want to be here anymore
De Gea costs us once again by conceding a shot that my nan could have saved
Maguire looks more like a 80p defender than a £80M one
AWB can’t attack to save himself
Shaw looks like even fatter than before
Lindelof has proved yet again what a massive liability he is
Why the feck does Matic still get a game when he is as slow as a week in jail
Bruno must feel like he is back at Sporting
Martial does nothing other than sulk
Rashford is just a kick and sprint speed merchant with a garbage end product
Tonight showed that Greenwood is not ready to be playing week in, week out for us
He'll get injured by Phil Jones. Remotely.
Knew it was too good to be true. Sigh...
Jesus you must be fun at parties. Look around you pal, you've missed the point of the thread.
I told you so
'The way results have gone for us and the fixtures we have means failing to win tomorrow is not the end of the world' is the measured part, but I'll be holding a draw or a defeat up as a worrying indication of the lack of desire and character of our team if we again fail to take a CL place when the opportunity is there.
We've won a few in row in empathic style and no team in the history of the game has ever had the right to win them all, but this weird hoodoo we have had this season of failing to capitalise on our rivals' results when a top four place is up for grabs has been so persistent it looks to me like a mental block. We need to flush it away tomorrow or I'll continue to be concerned.
We've won a few in row in empathic style and no team in the history of the game has ever had the right to win them all, but this weird hoodoo we have had this season of failing to capitalise on our rivals' results when a top four place is up for grabs has been so persistent it looks to me like a mental block. We need to flush it away tomorrow or I'll continue to be concerned.
Knew it.
I always said Fernandes isn’t that great and it was just a honeymoon period. Gives the ball away all the time. Without penalties he’s no better than Sánchez.
We just bottle it all the time and there’s no chance were playing in the CL next year now. Best we can hope for in the Summer is Calum Wilson.
We just bottle it all the time and there’s no chance were playing in the CL next year now. Best we can hope for in the Summer is Calum Wilson.
Typical United since SAF’s retirement. But we’ll still make top four at Leicester’s expense.
You're letting fear rule over you. Let yourself go, we're disposing of Southampton.
We’re still in a good position.
Vive la Pogba FC.
I’ll measure how many things I set on fire in a fit of rage.
I cannae take the strain, captain.
Why isn’t Ole using Lingard ?
something something Rashford is not the same.
Why did we drop Bruno for JLingz?? What exactly was the point in bringing Sanchez back from Inter for this?? Call it mind-games, double-bluff, whatever... starting Phil Jones up top was NEVER going to work. Sometimes I'm not sure if Ole is cut out for this.
Sack fergie sell giggs
Pretty much this. There is no variation were we lose or draw if Ole fields an unchanged 11 from our last game. Not worried at all.
It seems many of you dont understand that we dont have lingard/pereira holding us back anymore.
We are going to win 4-1 so grab a pen and write that down.
Time for the board to spend big again as until they do they won't have belief in Ole managerial capability to finish 4th..
I'll be let down but our excellent form recently makes it pretty hard to complain about anything in the club.
This phrase will be our downfall.
Beat Leicester and we're fine.