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Someone tell me that the hobbit gets better. Watched around 2 hours and it's not very engaging esp compared to LOTR

Does it get better?
How anyone had the idea of making a trilogy out of a book that was the same length as a chapter in the Lord of the rings books still baffles me. It's just shockingly bad. It would have been a fantastic stand alone movie.
 

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Th first one was the best. The 2nd half the Hobbit 2 was pretty good. 3rd one? It had good moments. Not the best trilogy it at least it's not like the SW sequels.
I think the LOTR trilogy is the best achievement in cinematic history, truly magnificent 10/10 stuff. I’ve never come close to feeling how I felt watching and even walking out of the cinema after Fellowship.
Now The Hobbit is my favourite book, was since I was about 10.

So with the knowledge of the above, trust me when I say The Hobbit movies are utter wank. They start well, the unexpected party is brilliant, then they get shitter, shitter and shitter as the films go on. :(
Oh gosh... This is kinda sad to read. I mean I started it on Friday night and watched them leave... And I've had no motivation to continue whereas LOTR I did
Ahhh I'll have to try power through just for completeness
 

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They spend every 10 minutes trying to do nostalgia throwbacks to LOTR. Though there are a few great scenes. Mostly down to Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman and Andy Serkis. But outside of them... Meh.
Oh Cumberbatch is in it? That's good to know

How anyone had the idea of making a trilogy out of a book that was the same length as a chapter in the Lord of the rings books still baffles me. It's just shockingly bad. It would have been a fantastic stand alone movie.
Ah it does feel like and from what people have said, that they extend for the sake of extending

Even though it comes after LOTR, LOTR looks visually better so far
 

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Oh gosh... This is kinda sad to read. I mean I started it on Friday night and watched them leave... And I've had no motivation to continue whereas LOTR I did
Ahhh I'll have to try power through just for completeness
The 3rd is pretty decent. Just a bit too much CGI'ness that ruins this trilogy. Best part was the Dragon. Brilliant scene.
 

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“The world has changed.
I see it in the water.
I feel it in the Earth.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost,
For none now live who remember it. ”


Sadly, I think the knowledge to make the good stuff, has been lost. Music, movies, etc...

Let's hope this LOTR series shines some light on humanity, and it's not some soulless crap.
It's the sets. I have been thinking this for a while, actually. When you see some of the old (pre-affordable CGI) movie sets and think they are all basically green screens these days, it's definitely a lost art.
 

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It's the sets. I have been thinking this for a while, actually. When you see some of the old (pre-affordable CGI) movie sets and think they are all basically green screens these days, it's definitely a lost art.
The CGI in the Hobbit is shite as well. The original LOTR practical effects and visual effects are vastly superior.
 

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I'm a massive Tolkein fan, and love the LOTR films.

However I genuinely have never watched the last two hobbit movies. The first was difficult to get through.
 

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The CGI in the Hobbit is shite as well. The original LOTR practical effects and visual effects are vastly superior.
That's because in LOTR you see real sets with a CGI finish. In The Hobbit, it's pretty much all green screen.
 

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That's because in LOTR you see real sets with a CGI finish. In The Hobbit, it's pretty much all green screen.
So bizarre when you can hear Jackson say that whenever possible he wanted real light on real objects in the making of documentary to one of the LOTR films.
 

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I think the 'sword master' Bob Anderson played a big part in bringing it to life, the battle choreography was something else.
 

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They really should have included this in the original release.
One of the worst scenes in the extended edition, completely undermines Aragorn's character. It's revenge porn fitting for a Tarantino movie, not Lord of the Rings - they were right to cut it.
 

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One of the worst scenes in the extended edition, completely undermines Aragorn's character. It's revenge porn fitting for a Tarantino movie, not Lord of the Rings - they were right to cut it.
Agreed. Thank feck they didn't go with their original idea of Sauron coming on to the battlefield to face him in hand to hand combat...
 

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It was perfectly possible to create an adaptation of the Hobbit over more than one film despite the shortness and child orientated nature of the book given the wealth of supplemental material in the appendices of LOTR, which they had the rights for. In fact, a more adult Hobbit in the style of LOTR is something I'd always dreamt of and Tolkien started writing one although never finished it.

I think the problems stem from these areas:
i)Warner Brothers are arseholes and fecked about much more than the old New Line set up did and so that created pressure
ii)Jackson taking over directing duties so late in the day meant they were far less prepared and had to go CGI over building sets to make the filming schedule.
iii)Jackson can't resist "going big" in action scenes and spectacle and with a big budget as he had on the Hobbit his lack of self control resulted in ridiculous physics defying Marvel-esque nonsense
iv)The crazy decision to go with 3D Red cameras at 48fps
 
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One of the worst scenes in the extended edition, completely undermines Aragorn's character. It's revenge porn fitting for a Tarantino movie, not Lord of the Rings - they were right to cut it.
Boo. I love the Mouth (it’s also one of my favorite bits from books)
 

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One of the worst scenes in the extended edition, completely undermines Aragorn's character. It's revenge porn fitting for a Tarantino movie, not Lord of the Rings - they were right to cut it.
How do you see it undermining Aragorn? I didn't have a problem with this scene at all.

Also, was this scene not in the OG version then? Aside from seeing it at the cinema, I've always watched the extended versions.
 

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iii)Jackson can't resist "going big" in action scenes and spectacle and with a big budget as he had on the Hobbit his lack of self control resulted in ridiculous physics defying Marvel-esque nonsense
This 100%. The main reason I preferred TLOTR over the Hobbit movies is the feel. TLOTR had a more realistic tone and colour palette and less physics defying bullsh*t.

It was there from the off in the Hobbit. The whole clearing up after dinner scene at the start the Hobbit was so cringey and a lot of the stuff in in the goblin caves was crap too. Also, the barrel ride was nonsense that could and should have been a great scene. Felt like a fairy tale.
 

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Boo. I love the Mouth (it’s also one of my favorite bits from books)
How do you see it undermining Aragorn? I didn't have a problem with this scene at all.

Also, was this scene not in the OG version then? Aside from seeing it at the cinema, I've always watched the extended versions.
It's not the Mouth itself that is the problem - I also love the scene in the book. It's that Aragorn, one of the last great men descended directly from the once high and noble Numenor, just goes and kills an emissary in cold blood. Even if that emissary is a servant of Sauron, this isn't something a descendant of Isildur and true heir of Gondor's throne would do.

‘Is there anyone in this rout with authority to treat with me?’ he asked. ‘Or indeed with wit to understand me? Not thou at least!’ he mocked, turning to Aragorn with scorn. ‘It needs more to make a king than a piece of elvish glass, or a rabble such as this. Why, any brigand of the hills can show as good a following!’

Aragorn said naught in answer, but he took the other’s eye and held it, and for a moment they strove thus; but soon, though Aragorn did not stir nor move hand to weapon, the other quailed and gave back as if menaced with a blow. ‘I am a herald and ambassador, and may not be assailed!’ he cried.

‘Where such laws hold,’ said Gandalf, ‘it is also the custom for ambassadors to use less insolence. But no one has threatened you. You have naught to fear from us, until your errand is done. But unless your master has come to new wisdom, then with all his servants you will be in great peril.’
 

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This 100%. The main reason I preferred TLOTR over the Hobbit movies is the feel. TLOTR had a more realistic tone and colour palette and less physics defying bullsh*t.

It was there from the off in the Hobbit. The whole clearing up after dinner scene at the start the Hobbit was so cringey and a lot of the stuff in in the goblin caves was crap too. ALso, the barrel ride was nonsense.
You mean you didn't enjoy this? (sarcasm)

 

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I would always encourage a LOTR fan to watch the Hobbit trilogy, rather than miss it altogether. Its obviously not a patch on the LOTR, but take out the overblown action sequences and there is some good stuff there. Mainly involving Freeman.
 

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It's not the Mouth itself that is the problem - I also love the scene in the book. It's that Aragorn, one of the last great men descended directly from the once high and noble Numenor, just goes and kills an emissary in cold blood. Even if that emissary is a servant of Sauron, this isn't something a descendant of Isildur and true heir of Gondor's throne would do.
I understand it wasn't dealt with in the same way as in the book but I didn't have a problem with it in the movies, I actually thought it was a good scene.
 

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I would always encourage a LOTR fan to watch the Hobbit trilogy, rather than miss it altogether. Its obviously not a patch on the LOTR, but take out the overblown action sequences and there is some good stuff there. Mainly involving Freeman.
I still enjoy the Hobbit trilogy, even if it isn't as good as TLOTR. My favourite is to watch all 6 movies on the trot.
 

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It's not the Mouth itself that is the problem - I also love the scene in the book. It's that Aragorn, one of the last great men descended directly from the once high and noble Numenor, just goes and kills an emissary in cold blood. Even if that emissary is a servant of Sauron, this isn't something a descendant of Isildur and true heir of Gondor's throne would do.
Thanks for reminding me of this epicness, I see your point.
 

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I understand it wasn't dealt with in the same way as in the book but I didn't have a problem with it in the movies, I actually thought it was a good scene.
I liked it too.

From Aragorns point of view all was lost anyway as they had captured Frodo and thus got the ring of power back again. I think the Mouth of Sauron also taunts Aragorn a bit by suggesting they tortured Frodo no? I can understand why he lashed out given it was probably going to be his last fight (as from his perspective his army was surrounded and Sauron had the ring).
 

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I liked it too.

From Aragorns point of view all was lost anyway as they had captured Frodo and thus got the ring of power back again. I think the Mouth of Sauron also taunts Aragorn a bit by suggesting they tortured Frodo no? I can understand why he lashed out given it was probably going to be his last fight (as from his perspective his army was surrounded and Sauron had the ring).
Yeah pretty much, the scene certainly didn't grate against my love of the book that's for sure and I think the scene reflected quite well the situation they were in.
 

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It's not the Mouth itself that is the problem - I also love the scene in the book. It's that Aragorn, one of the last great men descended directly from the once high and noble Numenor, just goes and kills an emissary in cold blood. Even if that emissary is a servant of Sauron, this isn't something a descendant of Isildur and true heir of Gondor's throne would do.
I agree with your reasoning...but...the Aragorn in the films is a very different Aragorn to the one in the books. In the films he doesn't even want to be King at first etc - so for me that scene does make sense. He thinks he has lost his friend. Film Aragorn would do that.
 

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They used real Orcs in Lord of the Rings , much better than the fake CGI Orcs in the Hobbit.
 

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Speaking of Aragorn, this is probably my favorite moment in the books, wish they'd have found a way to include this full dialogue in the movie:

Same still eyed Strider dubiously. 'How do we know you are the Strider that Gandalf speaks about?' he demanded. 'You never mentioned Gandalf, till this letter came out. You might be a play-acting spy..., trying to get us to go with you. You might have done in the real Strider and took his clothes. What have you to say to that?'​
'That you are a stout fellow,' answered Strider; 'but I am afraid my only answer to you, Sam Gamgee, is this. If I had killed the real Strider, I could kill you. And I should have killed you already without so much talk. If I was after the Ring, I could have it — NOW!'​
He stood up, and seemed suddenly to grow taller. In his eyes gleamed a light, keen and commanding. Throwing back his cloak, he laid his hand on the hilt of a sword that had hung concealed by his side.... Sam sat wide-mouthed staring at him dumbly.​
'But I am the real Strider, fortunately,' he said, looking down at them with his face softened by a sudden smile. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.'....​
 

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Speaking of Aragorn, this is probably my favorite moment in the books, wish they'd have found a way to include this full dialogue in the movie:

Same still eyed Strider dubiously. 'How do we know you are the Strider that Gandalf speaks about?' he demanded. 'You never mentioned Gandalf, till this letter came out. You might be a play-acting spy..., trying to get us to go with you. You might have done in the real Strider and took his clothes. What have you to say to that?'​
'That you are a stout fellow,' answered Strider; 'but I am afraid my only answer to you, Sam Gamgee, is this. If I had killed the real Strider, I could kill you. And I should have killed you already without so much talk. If I was after the Ring, I could have it — NOW!'​
He stood up, and seemed suddenly to grow taller. In his eyes gleamed a light, keen and commanding. Throwing back his cloak, he laid his hand on the hilt of a sword that had hung concealed by his side.... Sam sat wide-mouthed staring at him dumbly.​
'But I am the real Strider, fortunately,' he said, looking down at them with his face softened by a sudden smile. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.'....​
There's so many good moments in the books, this is one though. I try and read it at least every couple of years and I still find new things to enjoy and focus on. Aragorns story is awesome.
 

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There's so many good moments in the books, this is one though. I try and read it at least every couple of years and I still find new things to enjoy and focus on. Aragorns story is awesome.
Yeah there’s always new stuff to appreciate. I just checked and last time I read it was a year ago, this is what I wrote on the Cafe then:

Just finished The Lord of the Rings again for the umpteenth time, but the first time in maybe a decade or more. I still find it extraordinary, so many epic, iconic moments. Book 1 probably my favorite of the six, the way it unfolds between the birthday party and Council of Elrond still excites me the way it did reading it for the first time - especially Bree and Strider. But this time round my favorite sections were the Faramir chapters in Book 4 and the Siege of Gondor in Book 5.
 

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'But I am the real Strider, fortunately,' he said, looking down at them with his face softened by a sudden smile. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.'....
I love the FOTR movie but they cut this line and chucked it into the Council of Elrond where it fell flat which is such a waste of that great moment. Too little time in Bree sacrificed to maintain the movie's pace I guess.

Also, I never got why they altered the scene in Balin's Tomb when Gandalf reads from the Book of Mazarbul and the Fellowship then echo the words of the doomed dwarves as they hear the orcs approach. "Drums in the Deep". "We cannot get put". It's one of the most naturally cinematic parts of the book and it seemed odd to change it.
 

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Finished the first hobbit movie. It got better when gollum came in and the trolls? Or whatever they were came in