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Plechazunga

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We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




Sorry
 

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Ridiculous. Paul Shoals is better than Frank Lamprey.
 
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mmmmm.... Food and Drink XI

Mark Hot-Crossley Bun

Graham Le Sau-sage
Carlos Ferriera Rocher
Craig Short-bread
Sol Campbells Soup

Gavin McCann of Stella
Deitmar Hamann Cheese Sarny
Quinton For-tuna Mayo Baguette
Nigel Orange Squashie

Jose Stir Fried Reyes
Milan Baroast Chicken

Subs:
Crisp Kirkland
Nicky Hali-Butt
Jamie RedSnapp-er
Mark Pembridge Oats
Paul Spotted Dickov
El Bhaji-Diouf
 

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MrMarcello said:
How about players with feminine names XI?
1. Fabienne Barthez
2. Lauren
3. Gayle Clichy
4. Danielle Bonera
5. Gabrielle Heinze
6. Andrea Pirlo
7. Carol Poborsky
8. Kim Kallstrom
9. Valerie Bojinov
10. Shola Ameobi
11. Florence Sinama-Pongolle
 

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Professor Percival Egg said:
mmmmm.... Food and Drink XI

Mark Hot-Crossley Bun

Graham Le Sau-sage
Carlos Ferriera Rocher
Craig Short-bread
Sol Campbells Soup

Gavin McCann of Stella
Deitmar Hamann Cheese Sarny
Quinton For-tuna Mayo Baguette
Nigel Orange Squashie

Jose Stir Fried Reyes
Milan Baroast Chicken

Subs:
Crisp Kirkland
Nicky Hali-Butt
Jamie RedSnapp-er
Mark Pembridge Oats
Paul Spotted Dickov
El Bhaji-Diouf
:lol:

Amazed a Scouser won't give Patrick Berger a look-in...
 

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MrMarcello said:
Plech, you left out the easiest feminine target, Ashley Cole. No man should ever be named Ashley.
So hard, though, isn't it, when every single fullback who plays for Arsenal has a girl's name. I went with Gayle and Lauren. I could have gone for Ashley, or gone back in the past and picked Silvie Nyo, Viv Anderson, Lea Dixon, or Nigella Winterburn. Tough call.
 

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Here are some more women:


Kasey Keller

Peggy Arpexhad

Lilian Thuram

Jody Craddock

Andrea Silenzi

Kelly Haag

Vivian Foe

Nicola Berti

Claudia Cannigia

Patrice Loko

Jermaine Pennant

Michel Vonk

Emile Heskey
 

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Plechazunga said:
I didn't do the women's one Mr M

Right, let's do a 'Thicko Yankdom' XI...

Patrick Berger
Stewart Dumb-Downing
Quincy Owusu-Obesity
Jamie Redneck
Er...
Yank-ubu FriedEgg-beni
All-Beef-Patty Crerand
James McFat-Un
Cafe
Ronaldo McDonald
 

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:lol: good ones Andrew..."Cafe" :lol:

Ndanquale Kanu

By the way, I assume you're all wondering why the Terrorists XI didn't include former Sunderland favourite Patrick "Suicide" M'Bomber - it's because his career fizzled out at that graveyard of pensionable foreign terrorists, West Hamza...
 

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Plechazunga said:
I like 'Throbben'

Who's 'Eye-ful', and why is it an ailment? And what ailment is 'Flamini'?
Ifill-ever had an eyeful of anything? :nervous:
You've never had a dose of flamini? You've been living clean.
But then your bioactive yoghurt costs must be less than mine. :rolleyes:
 

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Professor Percival Egg said:
mmmmm.... Food and Drink XI

Mark Hot-Crossley Bun

Graham Le Sau-sage
Carlos Ferriera Rocher
Craig Short-bread
Sol Campbells Soup

Gavin McCann of Stella
Deitmar Hamann Cheese Sarny
Quinton For-tuna Mayo Baguette
Nigel Orange Squashie

Jose Stir Fried Reyes
Milan Baroast Chicken

Subs:
Crisp Kirkland
Nicky Hali-Butt
Jamie RedSnapp-er
Mark Pembridge Oats
Paul Spotted Dickov
El Bhaji-Diouf
I think Ryan Geggs should be in the team. :lol:
 

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ALCOHOL X1

Nigel Martini
Jamie Redshnapps
Mickey Gyn
Tonic Yeboah
Niall Quinnine
Heineken Monkou
Oliver Beerhoff
Alexei Smirnoff
David Becksham
Colin Bells
Alan Cork
Cider Gudjonsen
Steve Fosters
Danny Murphys
Keth Hoochen
Shandy Townsend

Manager: Nigel Worthingtons
 
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