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Woah I've just noticed that...He'll destroy defenders with that nail of his - Tobias Beecher Style.
Is that a coke nail?
Even our saviour does drugs!
Woah I've just noticed that...He'll destroy defenders with that nail of his - Tobias Beecher Style.
Aint he cool.Woah I've just noticed that...
Is that a coke nail?
Even our saviour does drugs!
No wonder he scores 4 every game. He has legs on both ends of his body.
All hail the One.
I really want that as my html coded tagline.
The ONE
We, the true believers, will be proven right and we will celebrate his greatness. The Caf will grind to a halt and everyone will be unable to post because of the jizz on everyone's computers/keyboards.I can't imagine what would happen if he does a Macheda on his debut.
Mame, how i love you, how I love you, my dear old Mame. I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals my Mame
The ONE
You'd have to walk 4 million miles every game then.Mame, how i love you, how I love you, my dear old Mame. I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals my Mame
"We are looking to involve Diouf at Birmingham," said Ferguson.
"It is a good time to do it and he may just do well straight away."
Ferguson had certainly been impressed with Diouf prior to the bad weather which has wrecked preparations for the trip to Birmingham.
In handing Diouf Carlos Tevez's old number 32 shirt, Ferguson has presented his newest recruit with a bit of history to live up to.
But the Scot is adamant Diouf has the ability required to live up to any expectation.
"In training he has done very well," he said.
"He is quick and has magnificent spring in the air for someone of 5ft 10in.
"He has a good intelligence and a good feel for the game.
"He has attributes that are suited to us. He is a bit different to what we have at the moment and we have done well to get the kid."
Nobody is worthy of that honourI really want that as my html coded tagline.
If that were to happen today, the restrooms at old trafford would be filled with man juice.The One could debut against Brummies today
He is wrong. The One is 6.1. SAF gets his conversion wrong."He is quick and has magnificent spring in the air for someone of 5ft 10in.
Actually no. The One is 5'10''. The other diouf in Norway is 6'1'' Wiki has them confused. This can been seen by looking at that photo with Diouf, Ole and Eikrem.SAF said this:
He is wrong. The One is 6.1. SAF gets his conversion wrong.
Indeed. I'm just waiting for Sigbkjørn Strand at Dagbladet to pick up on it.I'm surprised Norwegian papers haven't picked up this thread. It should be right up their alley. Only yesterday they had a big story about Swedish internet trolls calling a Norwegian skier cocky.
Diouf is rather crap at finishing though. He is very good at getting himself into scoring-positions, but he misses A LOT of chances. Of course, this is due to him not wanting to make his teammates jealous of his god-like powers.Just seen the youtbe links:
my observations about diouf:-
great header of the ball (great in the air - better than saha)
natural finisher (nice to have one of those)
strong
Not blessed with blistering pace
excellent compuser
excellent finisher
at the moment not sure if he'll make it in the PL, but SAF has seen him in training with our players, so...
What I'd say is that he seems to be more similar to RvN than Saha
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The start of my belief. Anyone who has a one man, open top parade, to an empty street, just for the fact he's signed for United deserves, our adoration.I love this one Praise Douif
Would we see you alive tomorrow if Diouf does indeed make the much awaited coming today?You were lucky for the white font then, we were preparing our torches and pitchforks!
Don't forget we have one of the best finishers in the modern game to help with squad development. Never forget just how Good Michael Owens finishing is young Diouf can learn alot.Diouf is rather crap at finishing though. He is very good at getting himself into scoring-positions, but he misses A LOT of chances. Of course, this is due to him not wanting to make his teammates jealous of his god-like powers.
Fear not for me, for i have my place beside my lord.Would we see you alive tomorrow if Diouf does indeed make the much awaited coming today?
Considering your old age and all, i think i should say my goodbyes.
too much man juice can sometimes cause heart attacks.
It is not possible for the perfect to be even more perfect. We'll win by 5 goals or more if he steps on to the pitch, even if thats only for warm up.Don't forget we have one of the best finishers in the modern game to help with squad development. Never forget just how Good Michael Owens finishing is young Diouf can learn alot.
The other two will be deflections off his foot.Would he take it easy on his debut and only score two instead of four?
You forgot the fact that it was an open top parade during the rain, yet he emerged dry.
The start of my belief. Anyone who has a one man, open top parade, to an empty street, just for the fact he's signed for United deserves, our adoration.
The ref's already put him down for 4 to save himself doing it laterHas he scored yet in the Birmingham match?
That's not rain. Look at the car in the background. Dry as a bone. Which can mean only one thing when you consider the lake:You forgot the fact that it was an open top parade during the rain, yet he emerged dry.
When announcing the starting eleven and substitutes, Diouf is the only one that is introduced with the words, "Behold!"The ref's already put him down for 4 to save himself doing it later
And then people will bless themselvesWhen announcing the starting eleven and substitutes, Diouf is the only one that is introduced with the words, "Behold!"
So Micheal Owen is the modern version of John the Baptist?Don't forget we have one of the best finishers in the modern game to help with squad development. Never forget just how Good Michael Owens finishing is young Diouf can learn alot.
The One does that.And then people will bless themselves
The ref's already put him down for 4 to save himself doing it later