Glorio
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EtH transfers carte blanche

On the DDG sale, there was never a fax machine, that was a joke that emerged on Twitter the following day and took off from there.Binning off Dan Ashworth so soon after all the hassle it took to bring him in which has been mentioned a few times in this thread already
Hiring Ralf Rangnick as interim manager with the intention for him to stay on as some form of consultant once the season ends only to bin him weeks after the season ends (also mentioned in this thread).
The signing of Bebe and basically the fact that Fergie had no idea who he was. I think he was signed on the recommendation of Carlos Queiroz?
The kit swap at half time in a league match during the 90's. I think it was at Southampton?
The signing of DVB. I remember the hype when we first signed him. Everyone raved about it. We signed him and subbed him late on for his debut in which he scored. It was looking good. Then the guy was barely used. Seriously what was the point of signing him for such a huge fee only to barely get used? I had a similar opinion of Lindelof and Fred when they first signed too. They weren't used much at all during their first seasons but they at least went on to become regular starters. That never happened at all for DVB.
The decision to sell De Gea to Madrid in year 2016-2017 whatever year it was. The decision wasn't baffling as the player clearly wanted to move but the incident it led to was baffling. What was it, something about broken fax machines? The transfer window then closed before anything was final.
There's the whole fiasco about Ander Herrera in the summer of 2013 where three men were disguised as Manchester United employees turning up to the Bilbao offices. Surely something leaked from United's end that led to that baffling incident.
The signing of Zoran Tosic because I'm sure that was only agreed to get Adem Ljajic to join us. In the end Ljajic ended up not joining us so we basically signed Tosic for no reason. I could be wrong on this story though.
The hiring and sacking of Ruben Amorim. The decisions themselves aren't so baffling as I believe he wasn't the right manager for us in the end after talking a good game at the beginning of his tenure. However, United wanted a manager with a system right? Watch our next manager be completely different when it comes to style of plays and tactics. It really is no different from going to Moyes to LVG to Jose to Ole to ETH to Amorim. Every single one of these managers are completely different. It means all the players these managers signed for their specific systems and styles are basically useless to the other managers. There's no plan at all. If there's any kind of consistency then Glasner will be our next manager (I believe he's not the right choice either).
Moyes fixation on Cesc Fabregas. The guy clearly didn't want to come to us yet Moyes spent the entire summer trying to get United to sign him. I still believe if Moyes wasn't so stupid, he would've been a solid manager for us. His decision to get rid of the United coaching staff when Fergie advised him not to do so was baffling too. Not to mention the banning of chips (was it chips?) in the canteen. Disgraceful.
Fergie's decision to field about 8-9 defenders against Arsenal in the FA Cup. It ended up being a genius move but I remember thinking wtf when I saw the starting lining up before the game. To this day I still believe it was a baffling decision. Great decision but still baffling.
Only at United these things can happen. There's so much hilarious stories. The history (good, bad and the hilariously bad) is why I fecking love this club
Hmmm. He was replaced with Valencia really and the other two you mention were just in the same windowReplacing peak Ronaldo with Obertan and a past-it Owen as well!
Surely Moyes was a 6 year deal and that was bad enough.This one is purely created to poke fun at ourselves (because if you don't laugh you'd cry right??). I consider Ruben's stint , from the circumstances around his hiring to his recent sacking, to be a perfect example of shocking executive level decision making. It made me realise how often the man united executive team had made these kinds of baffling decisions so I thought it would be worth going through them.
These are the ones I can think off on top of my head:
- Hiring Ragnick on a 6 month stint as a manager (not a manager) in preparation for him to take over as sporting director, only to bin him because he correctly identified what the club needs to do to succeed (open heart surgery).
- Paying a 6-figure compensation package to get Ashworth, and wait 6 months of gardening leave (which your co-owner was aware would happen??) only to bin him 3 months later!
- Hiring a new manager to replace a managerial great, giving him a 7 year contract and a grand total of 1 player in the summer to support his rebuild. That 1 player was fellaini who was bought for more money than his release clause which expired a month earlier
- Getting ETH after your worst season ever in the premier league and giving him a total of three signings (eriksen on a free, a back up left back and martinez) before the start of the season having lost 6 first team players ( matic, mata, pogba, lingard, bailly, cavani, telles). Then panicking and paying 90 mil to buy antony (available for 60 mil earlier in the summer) and 65+ mil on a 30 year old casimero.
This thread is actually meant to be light-hearted so apologies if this opens up old wounds!

Surely there's way worse comparison windows than that?The summer of 10/11
Whilst we were buying Bebe, Smalling, Chicarito and Lindegaard…City were acquiring Dzeko, Yaya, David Silva and Milner
The summer of 10/11
Whilst we were buying Bebe, Smalling, Chicarito and Lindegaard…City were acquiring Dzeko, Yaya, David Silva and Milner
I just remember being pretty disgusted at that particular window.S
Surely there's way worse comparison windows than that?
That looks almost a decent comparison for our last 14 years!
We’ve signed a lot of great players from a position of power. Keane, Cole, Ruud, Ronaldo, Stam, Yorke…that one summer alone on Anderson, Nani, Hargreaves and Tevez.City were trying to turn a mid-table side into a one capable of winning titles.
We were one of the best sides in Europe with an established core of very good to world class players.
The approach to transfers was understandably very different.
Ole didn't want him, making it all the more hilariously bafflingThe signing of DVB. I remember the hype when we first signed him. Everyone raved about it. We signed him and subbed him late on for his debut in which he scored. It was looking good. Then the guy was barely used. Seriously what was the point of signing him for such a huge fee only to barely get used? I had a similar opinion of Lindelof and Fred when they first signed too. They weren't used much at all during their first seasons but they at least went on to become regular starters. That never happened at all for DVB.
My understanding is that Ole's tactics required CBs that could quickly get back to their position/track back and full backs that could cross, which didn't suit either player. In fact, after watching a few of his spider tackles, it quickly looked like half of the time AWB was constantly out of position but bailed out by his tackles.I'd sign every of your points but this one is odd. Can you explain? Aren't Maguire & AWB especially good in a rather deep setup where everything is nice and compact?
The obvious mistake here was buying him for that price. AWB was expensive as well, but not absurdly as Maguire. There were quite a few clubs in those years who probably couldn't believe their good luck with the prices we accepted to pay. I am stiff baffled by the Antony one.
Tbf, Chicharito was a great signing at the time and ended up scoring 20 in all competitions. He ended up winning Matt Busby's Man United's player of the season, scored 3 in the knockouts as United got to the CL final. Smalling was a good signing too for the future and had a good career. The other two not so much but United still had van der Sar and then got De Gea.The summer of 10/11
Whilst we were buying Bebe, Smalling, Chicarito and Lindegaard…City were acquiring Dzeko, Yaya, David Silva and Milner
I just remember being pretty disgusted at that particular window.
We’ve signed a lot of great players from a position of power. Keane, Cole, Ruud, Ronaldo, Stam, Yorke…that one summer alone on Anderson, Nani, Hargreaves and Tevez.
We should have continued in that vain. Skimping back for a few summers really hurt us long term when there were brilliant players to be had
That is when the rot started as far as I’m concerned. SAF just managed (with his brilliance) to squeeze every ounce out of his squads
What kind of standards? and How?
But has never done as a manager?High ones obviously, the same ones he set himself as a player.
The summer of 10/11
Whilst we were buying Bebe, Smalling, Chicarito and Lindegaard…City were acquiring Dzeko, Yaya, David Silva and Milner
A lot of the SAF-era names you mentioned were low risk, low cost punts on young players. They shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as our more expensive flops that we tried to actually build squads around.It all comes back to signings:
Djemba 2
Kleberson
Bebe
Dong
Manucho
Taibi
Sanchez
Schneiderlin
Mhkitarian
Hargreaves
DiMaria
Fellaini
Pog-back
Mount
Sancho
Zirkzee
Donny VDB
Antony
Hojlund
Ole knew what the buzzwords were and so he used them. Quick attacking, pressing, front foot. Most of it was just talk. His gameplan was always a fairly simple one, stay compact and reserved and once the ball gets to you, get vertical as fast as possible. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it but it isn't the most difficult thing to figure out. There was what Ole talked about and what we've seen - he also said he wanted us to be the most hardworking team in the league. Nothing came off it. There is a lot to criticize about Maguire and AWB, but I don't think that they didn't fit the playstyle is one of them.The mistake with Maguire and AWB (and most of the Ole transfers, Ronaldo perhaps the most glaring example) was that they weren't remotely suitable to the sort of front-foot, pressing-style he (allegedly) wanted to move towards.
We spent three summers constructing a squad largely unsuited to the style we apparently wanted to play.
Ten Hag quickly reverted to the "Ole-ball" style when he arrived for that exact reason.
Well, who doesn't like quick CBs and FBs that can chip in with some assists here and there. Not sure what you heard but I thought, the overall consensus is that Ole played a fairly simple game plan but managed to do that fairly well. Until most teams had figured out that we didn't have any other string to our bow. For the style he played, Maguire and AWB were perfect. The struggles started when teams didn't give us space anymore and we were forced to play stuff where we weren't comfortable. Thats when the wheels came off, up to a point where AWB was even targeted in possession by opposition coaches.My understanding is that Ole's tactics required CBs that could quickly get back to their position/track back and full backs that could cross, which didn't suit either player. In fact, after watching a few of his spider tackles, it quickly looked like half of the time AWB was constantly out of position but bailed out by his tackles.
I don't think it all comes back to signings. There were quite a few obviously very bad ones where we really looked like mugs, Fellaini, Antony, but for most of those names, thats purely hindsight talking. Wasn't Bebe almost for free? Schneiderlin was such a welcomed signing at the time, he was probably the equivalent of Anderson this season. Mkhy was a streaky player but quite a good one. Sancho was regarded an absolute top talent. Zirkzee in isolation wasn't a bad idea. Same for Hojlund. There is always a time, a place and a price. The recruiting was terrible but thats not down to individual names - more the cluelessness and plan-lessness we showed more and more obviously.It all comes back to signings:
Djemba 2
Kleberson
Bebe
Dong
Manucho
Taibi
Sanchez
Schneiderlin
Mhkitarian
Hargreaves
DiMaria
Fellaini
Pog-back
Mount
Sancho
Zirkzee
Donny VDB
Antony
Hojlund
Ah well, I stand corrected then. Still seemed a bit weird to Not use his experience in the sporting director role in any way and instead bin all his valid advice, no?Rangnick was never supposed to be our Sporting Director. He was set to be a consultant advisor with limited power and influence.
In reality it was an extra payoff/security because he walked away from a long-term deal at Lokomotiv Moscow for just a six-month deal with us. It didn't make financial sense for him unless we could offer something additional.
So when it was decided it wasn't necessary to have him included in 1 or 2 meetings every month (bringing him up to speed etc would cost the time of our other people), he was instead paid off the rest of his contract without having to do more work, which possibly was the plan all along (but done this way instead of paying a larger lump sum as manager).
Forgot about Valencia to be fair! Good shoutHmmm. He was replaced with Valencia really and the other two you mention were just in the same window
Hahaha honestly I noticed it and decided to keep it in exactly for the reason you provide . I'll change it now thoughSurely Moyes was a 6 year deal and that was bad enough.
Why do you people always have to make an already bad thing sound even worse with exaggeration![]()
There was a 3/4 year period here they handed new contracts out for fun! There's Lingard and martial. Set us back so much in the grand scheme of things as we barely managed to move any of them.Some of our baffling contract extensions down the years have always got my billy goat.
Anderson
Rooney... twice.
Phil Jones, just about twice.
Juan Mata, the highest paid nice-guy cheerleader on the planet
Fellaini's extra year.
The Rashford that had lost his pace and could get outrun by an Ipswich CB from League 1.
Probably plenty more that I can't recall right now.