Apparently quite promising, hopefully he'll stay on the straight and narrow. Not sure if Fergie will still be here by the time he turns 18.
What do we reckon?
Manchester United sign youngster David Beckham
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Apparently quite promising, hopefully he'll stay on the straight and narrow. Not sure if Fergie will still be here by the time he turns 18.
What do we reckon?
no pace
never gonna make it
never gonna make it
If this means we miss out on Nick Barmby I'll be disappointed.
At 14 he's probably a bit past it, I mean no goals or assists at U23 level?
Also, very light weight.
I'll give him 2 weeks, if he's not staring in the first team after that I'd say it's not gonna happen for him.
Also, very light weight.
I'll give him 2 weeks, if he's not staring in the first team after that I'd say it's not gonna happen for him.
Not much hope for him, think he'd make a good voice actor though. Could see him playing a role in a King Arthur movie.
We have Pellestri and Diallo . Do not want
Who are they?
Needs to bulk up. Also, why aint we signing someone proven?
That right midfield position has been screamning for improvements since Ronaldo!
That right midfield position has been screamning for improvements since Ronaldo!
Too posh
Send him off to Preston on loan.
He looks like he dreams of Real Madrid. Do not want
How big is his father’s ass?
Delighted to get exciting young players like this into our academy! Time will tell if he can be as good as Phelan and Webb 
The question is, can he handle the fame?
Guess he's done alright.
Guess he's done alright.
Just don't let him spice things up.
What a question
The info 'can he handle the fame or will he self destruct like George best'
It's like a partridge sketch
'can he handle the fame or will he self destruct like George best'It's like a partridge sketch
It's absolutely hilarious they got him to pretend to be asleep with a football against his head. He even dreams about football don't ya know.
How good was seeing that....knowing what he became. A proper fairytale, normal young lad from a normal family becomes one of the most famous people on the planet. God knows where his looks came from though
Kids just don't win titles
That 10 year old becks would still be our most accomplished crosser of the ball...
Good feeling about this kid. He’ll probably go out on loan, come back, score the best goal in our club’s history and be one of the best players in a treble winning season. He might leave for a glamorous club like Madrid after that because he seems a fame hungry guy, but I would have nothing but good feelings for him nonetheless.
Would be wasted if played on the right side
Can be decent as inverted winger, though.
Can be decent as inverted winger, though.
A winger with no pace? Pfft, we have Dan James, move this kid on.
Let's hope he's a bit more classy than the dodgy aftershave brand.
He better be good at football... won't get anywhere with those looks.
Too one footed to make it at the top of the game
I was really hoping there was a new prospect named after Beckham
The info
It's like a partridge sketch
thought the exact same thing.What words to talk about a kid
Should’ve just signed Darren Anderton. We also have Gillespie!! What’s the point of this.
I reckon he'll do well, and end up living a Hollywood lifestyle. Then again he'll probably go on to play for Preston.
Cuts to him catching it on his neck in his garden then. Priceless
What words to talk about a kid
You have to explain this one
When we were looking at de Ligt a few years back, his father’s build was brought up as a reason not to pursue him. His father’s derrière was specifically mentioned by some outlets.You have to explain this one
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-missed-out-matthijs-15063828
The info
It's like a partridge sketch
Will this 14 year old go on to become the best player in the World but then lose it all to alcohol? Find out at 6!No clue. Never seen Beckham’s father’s rear end.
I hope that isn't true
still sounds the same
There’s this bird in Malta who has....another story
Going by the kit he's wearing, it would appear this video is 25 about years old. I am amazed no one in the thread noticed that before me.
So yeah, the OP has taken you for a ride. Bad luck lads.
So yeah, the OP has taken you for a ride. Bad luck lads.