Mass fish suicide in Iceland

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You've cod to me kidding me guys. This is serious stuff and you just keep making puns.
 

VeevaVee

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There simply aren't any animals there and very few birds. It's also in a fjord where the fishing boats can get to shore so it's a proper mess and very hard to clean. Place smells like, well, rotten fish. Few hundred tonnes of it.
I bet the tenchions high.
 

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We can't run out....I'm having a whale of a time.

First person to point out its not a fish loses
 

TuTuHimm

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There must opportunaties in catching the dead herring! But it's probably risky, you'd need big pollocks to go for it.
 

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More news coming up, remember to tuna in.
 

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The probably encountered the despair squid from the Back to Reality episode of Red Dwarf...

Lister: Why would a haddock kill itself?....Why am I even asking that question?
 

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A new pic. Thank god there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Looks bleak there, certainly wouldn't need your ray bans. This threads gone crappie now everyones recycling the puns.
Might get better again. I guess one can only bream.