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Match Day: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Manchester United - Live at 20:00 (GMT)
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So where's the big scoop? Morgan really did a number with the hype. Been pretty shite so far.
Thread of the decade nominee
This is going to have to get 10x worse because at the moment the most controversial thing said is Ralf was a nobody and the kids are spoilt and less hungry than during time.
If anything so far I'm glad he's exposed the lack of progress of the facilities, he might actually have helped the club with that segment.
If anything so far I'm glad he's exposed the lack of progress of the facilities, he might actually have helped the club with that segment.
This will be my first match day thread. Looking forward to calling our manager a fraud 
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What's been our XG?
Agreed, he's been spot on so far.
In a darkened room somewhere, Phil Jones is shedding tears.
If you mean proving he is a egotistical w****r. He has been on the ball.
Dalot playing well in the first half.
No props for Bruno.
Surely that's gonna be ruled out
Half time went by surprisingly fast. Not enough time to get served a pie at the food stand.
I chose to watch this. It's awful but still preferable to the Ronaldo vomitathon. And this with another egotist, Sam Matterface, spouting his usual annoying nonsense.
Slow start to the second half
Only by Piers
You can't have a pie. Ronaldo will slap it out of your hand.
Not surprising because it's humble flavoured.
I just went onto Corals to put a fiver on CR7 (in-game bet) but I can't find it anywhere
Don't think he has ever tried that one.
"they" "they" "they". Tells you all you need to know. Having a go at young guys saying they don't care and they don't have a future, why because they didn't bow down and worship him? fecking bellend. If he wants out so bad then agree to a free release and feck off.
He has a Church in his house?
He has to worship himself somewhere.
ahh everything is so orchestrated here
Cos Ole would never feed them..
No pressing from either side
It's almost like this has been sensationalised.
Boring so far.
Waiting for the ten hag bit
Waiting for the ten hag bit
Morgan angling for an invite to the wedding
Boos are ringing out. Both sets of supporters are not entertained.
Crowd's been quiet all game
This generation is too soft. Where's the tackling?
Good old Marcus
Rooney and Neville bit coming up
Jesus I can't believe we're after starting Maguire in this one.......oh wait
That’s what he does. Don King of daytime tv.
Less than 40,000 viewers streaming. Morgan will no doubt twist this into some kind of viewership record for Talk TV.
I'll just have to wait for the summary. Can't be bothered to watch.
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