Excuse me, I said highly creditable tweet.
Messi's next club: place your bets!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Inter needs to be an option
Thankfully it's not gonna happen 'cause my dick would explode and i'm kinda attached to it, not gonna lie
PSG, if he leaves
Just a typical Messi sulk. Happens every time the going gets rough. Done it for Argentina plenty of times. He'll stay.
Decent chance of Inter Milan. Conte announced as staying in last 24 hours followed by Messi leaving Barcelona.
En Internet, las personas lentas repiten la frase "¡Es hora de que me saquen el pene!" Esto significa que están felices.
Why is Everton not a choice? 
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I have a feeling it will be PSG or Inter.
There's only 3 clubs that can afford him and that's us city and psg. Think he will go to PSG over city, don't think we are in the running as we are too far away from being contenders at the minute. Signing Messi would help but would need to back it up with a defender as well.
You put a Bayern option in the poll? I just had to klick it, but no way. 
Sancho who? If Messi was to be our only signing I would be pretty content.
It will never happen but if it did, he would win us the league no questions asked.
It will never happen but if it did, he would win us the league no questions asked.
“People forget it’s 2020”.... eh?
On a scale of 1 - dead, how drunk are you lot going to get the day he leaves?Not gonna lie, it is a good feeling
That's the classy response btw
The real reaction is agshsjshryyrhdjshdhehrhdhs ahahhahdhdhahahhddh
No River Plate?
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Think he's staying in Barca.
If he does leave (not retiring).. then PSG. Or Juventus. Only these two clubs can offer him high wages. Juve doesn't mind getting old players but having Ronaldo there may meant the club is financially reluctant. Do Bayern even pay huge wages to their players? (don't think so). City may be considered but I doubt he's interested in a nothing club and playing in EPL even if Pep is there.
The fans will tear down Bortomeu's house before they let Messi leave. This is a lovers' quarrel.
In a shocking twist, Messi will sign for Stoke to prove that he can do it there any day, any time, regardless of precipitation.
15 votes for us makes me laugh.
Back home to Argentina, probably his home club.
Paris St Germain
If my Internet street cred is already rock bottom, what am I betting with?
No Inter option, playing in a slower league and financed by a billionaire?
Think he will stay, but if he goes then mad respect for him to take such a risk at this stage in his career, if it goes really badly then it will be a blot on an otherwise almost perfect career.
If he leaves Barca I think it will be PSG. Nice city, his mate Neymar is there, guaranteed to win the league every year and a decent chance to win the CL.
you have RicharlisonWhy is Everton not a choice?
That's a mighty fine lookin' tagline ya got yourself there. Really sets you apart from the rest of us non-tagline havin' peoples. I'll tell you what... *blows cigar smoke into your face* You just place your bets and we'll see what happens.
Probably staying at Barca because I imagine there are simply too many complications.
But if he were to Leave
It would be City or PSG
I sway towards City
They’ve got Pep, Worldie squad, insane facilities (most elite clubs do have insane facilities but Cities is literally on another level), they can afford his wages, title contenders, European Contenders, and are (imo) in a better League
But if he were to Leave
It would be City or PSG
I sway towards City
They’ve got Pep, Worldie squad, insane facilities (most elite clubs do have insane facilities but Cities is literally on another level), they can afford his wages, title contenders, European Contenders, and are (imo) in a better League
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Time for yet another improved contract at Barca I think. He knows he’d be shown up in the Premier League.
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So potentially some club could get Messi and Suarez both for free that would be a decent window
He'll stay
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He is just trying to force the current board out(for whatever reason...), dont think he is leaving.
I think there's too much smoke this time. Even the president of the Catalonian region is making tweets.